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Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

Digital Jedi posted:

She always does.

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bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

Corporate Kane posted:

if we make all those lovely complaining internet smarks stop watching then nobody will be complaining!

this is somehow plausible actually

bartok
May 10, 2006



Shima Honnou posted:

tie dolph ziggler down on an altar and blood sacrifice him to whatever dark god will take his soul so that tyler should get over and be booked well

Nothing is going to stop Tyler Breeze from trading wins with Jack Swagger on Main Event in several months.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

Outta nowhere!

eljackass
May 19, 2004

Caution is a word that I can't understand
Everyone please standby, I've gotta download the Gatorade App for my smartphone

Erebus
Jul 13, 2001

Okay... Keep your head, Steve boy...

I hear the Slammies will be on fleek this year

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


I am looking forward to Swagger vs Stardust if only because it will be Jocks vs Theater Kids the feud

TheHock
Jul 3, 2008

I have altered my retirement plans. Pray I do not alter them any further.
I'm going to the Slammy Awards.

I should wear a tux.

Roman Reigns
Aug 23, 2007

Erebus posted:

I hear the Slammies will be on fleek this year

I cant even!

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

There's a chance Sami shows up, right?

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan

OldTennisCourt posted:

the pumpkin pie i just made is really loving good guys

I wish I had pumpkin pie

I just ate an apple though, it was pretty good

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

achillesforever6 posted:

People should watch Ant-man its a good movie and much better than Age of Ultron, though Age of Ultron wasn't that bad either.

Age of Ultron was actually worse the second time I watched it :smith:

Antman was an extremely pleasant surprise though :)

Blasmeister
Jan 15, 2012




2Time TRP Sack Race Champion

I hope those are all different categories

Stealthed Zombie
Dec 21, 2007

And Introducing:
Dean "Titty Master" Ambrose
That Slammies commercial made me wanna die

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

Corporate Kane posted:

if we make all those lovely complaining internet smarks stop watching then nobody will be complaining!

the independent thought alarm must have really had a workout all these years

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

Alain Post posted:

Please petition Dave to bring back Most Unimproved for 2015 specifically to give to Dolph Ziggler

That award would go to whoever writes Ziggler's storylines.

HerraS
Apr 15, 2012

Looking professional when committing genocide is essential. This is mostly achieved by using a beret.

Olive drab colour ensures the genocider will remain hidden from his prey until it's too late for them to do anything.



How the gently caress did they dupe coke into presenting the slammies

also hey a fat canadian

remember when he beat cena?? lol me neither

DudeDeuce
Feb 2, 2003
The MAN
I could have sworn that they were going to use NBC synergy and boost the Slammys to a primetime special on NBC in the spring.

I guess the ratings changed that.

Edwardian
May 4, 2010

"Can we have a bit of decorum on this forum?"

Shima Honnou posted:

go away dolph it's the day after my birthday i don't have to deal with this for at least one moneday

Happy belated birthday! :glomp:

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames
Rovert got out of the shower. He did not wash his large curly mullet. This was deliberate because he got it done at the salon earlier in the day.

Wearing only a towel, he was greeted by Fat Lowtax. "Hope you don't mind, the door was open," said Fat Lowtax.

Rovert didn't seem to care. His mind was wandering.

"Hey, you okay buddy?" Fat Lowtax asked.

Rovert let out a deep sigh. "I think...my husband Yuriy has a fart fetish."

"Oh...well, why do you think that?"

"Well," Rovert began, sipping his tea. "Last week I kissed his hand when we were in bed, and it tasted EXACTLY like his rear end from when I ate his rear end out the night prior."

"Okay..."

"And the other day, he thought I'd left for work, and I distinctly heard him strain, like he was trying to push something out of his rear end. You know, that 'HNNNNNNNN' sound. Usually it's my cum but I didn't gently caress him the night prior so it couldn't have been. And then I felt the floor vibrate a little so...so..."

Rovert started to choke up a little, and Fat Lowtax consoled him. "Hey, come on guy. It's not so bad. So Yuriy gets off on his own gas. It happens. We all have our little kinky likes."

"Not me," Rovert sulked. "I'm kinda boring in that area."

"Oh stop! I bet you like lots of kinky stuff! Ever dressed up during sex? Like a costume?"

"Nope."

"Ok. Well, ever been spanked?"

"Nah."

"...handcuffs?"

"No."

"Peeing on each other? Role-playing? Nibbling on your rectum hair and gently tugging while your parter says 'oh yeah untie that gift ribbon'?"

"No, no, and god no."

Fat Lowtax looked at a loss for words. "Well hey man I mean, some people are boring in the sack, but...dude, if you're so concerned about it, why don't you spend some time with Yuriy and try to do some of that fart stuff he likes once in a while? Maybe you'll like it!"

Rovert quickly shook his head. "Oh no fat lowtax, I can't do that!"

"Well why not?"

"Because," Rovert said, between sips of tea. "I have to give Rowdy Ringsports the Scoops!"

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

bartok posted:

Nothing is going to stop Tyler Breeze from trading wins with Jack Swagger on Main Event in several months.

true but at least we'd be rid of dolph

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Alain Post posted:

Please petition Dave to bring back Most Unimproved for 2015 specifically to give to Dolph Ziggler

WWE would win

The Landstander
Apr 20, 2004

I stand on land.

Zyla posted:

this is somehow plausible actually

"Burn it down and rebuild"

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

Erebus posted:

I hear the Slammies will be on fleek this year

i honestly have no loving clue what that word is or means

Shawn Cotureier
Jan 21, 2009

Still better than Umberger
I hate that Hulu has all of the episodes of Adventure Time on it, rather than Netflix

Hulu blows

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

Edwardian posted:

Happy belated birthday! :glomp:

thanks bud-a-rooni

OldTennisCourt
Sep 11, 2011

by VideoGames
Why is JBL so terrified of Dean being champion? Does he honestly think being a champ like grants you the power to control hiring and firing or something?

Stealthed Zombie
Dec 21, 2007

And Introducing:
Dean "Titty Master" Ambrose
Guys did you know that Dean Ambrose winning the IC title would be disastrous?

Did you know that?

Did you?

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
So they're not even pretending Ziggler might win tonight

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012


Ziggler is the heel, right?

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

THREE TIME! THREE TIME!

Chris James 2 posted:

It was alright but the poster was better

Best poster of the year

How can that possibly be true when that Jurassic World Mosasaurus poster exists?

abraham linksys
Sep 6, 2010

:darksouls:
I want Ambrose/Owens to be amazing but I know in my heart it will be an HM at best probably barely 3*

Sionistic
Apr 22, 2008

We don't need your money!
Hahahahaha Dean

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


Why do they still have Slammies after Owen Hart won two in one night.

nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

Owens is a fat lazy millenial.

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames

Shawn Cotureier posted:

I hate that Hulu has all of the episodes of Adventure Time on it, rather than Netflix

Hulu blows

It's getting better. They finally realized that they could be the TV version of Netflix. It's got a long long way to go but I think they'll get better.

Dangerous Person
Apr 4, 2011

Not dead yet
Dean Ambrose best

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

Shima Honnou posted:

go away dolph it's the day after my birthday i don't have to deal with this for at least one moneday

hey we're birthday buddies :hfive:

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

DudeDeuce posted:

I could have sworn that they were going to use NBC synergy and boost the Slammys to a primetime special on NBC in the spring.

I guess the ratings changed that.

the new tv contract means no more nbc specials of anything wwe

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DudeDeuce
Feb 2, 2003
The MAN
Here it is, from a WWE and NBC joint press release from March 23rd, 2015:

quote:

“The Slammy Awards” – an amped up version of WWE’s annual awards show that moves to first quarter in the heart of the red carpet season.

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