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bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

Abroham Lincoln posted:

You're gross to me.

same

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Oh Snapple!
Dec 27, 2005

a....a clean win???

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon

Jerusalem posted:

It's a Mike Sempervive reference, so I don't blame you for not knowing what the hell :sweatdrop:

you don't have to lie to us

just tell us why

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames

Zyla posted:

Charlotte Flair and Ric Flair

Alrighty:

Ric Flair and Charlotte are making out. Flair is horny and growls "oh yeah I wanna slap my dick into that tree stump you call a clit until it vibrates like Prince Froggy's uvula from Super Mario World 2 Yoshi's Island."

Charlotte then moaned and yelled "shove it up my rear end!!!"

Ric Flair then asked "Uuh...what rear end?" and it got awkward.

HerraS
Apr 15, 2012

Looking professional when committing genocide is essential. This is mostly achieved by using a beret.

Olive drab colour ensures the genocider will remain hidden from his prey until it's too late for them to do anything.



ahahahah ok this just got good

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Somebody asked how they were going to fill the remaining 2:15.

We've just had a 30 minute fight.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

I dug that match

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan

Corporate Kane posted:

end this maaaaaaaaattttttttttccccccccccchhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

this is what happens when you jam literally everyone else you have into the first match

(edit) and there we go

Cabbit
Jul 19, 2001

Is that everything you have?

Dean "Concessions Master" Ambrose.

abraham linksys
Sep 6, 2010

:darksouls:
still don't like the 5-second comebacks every single match has now

Feels Villeneuve
Oct 7, 2007

Setter is Better.

Jerusalem posted:

I dug that match

It was cool. I hate Dolph Ziggler.

Oh Snapple!
Dec 27, 2005

WHERE'S MY drat MUSIC

Sionistic
Apr 22, 2008

We don't need your money!
WHERES MY drat MUSIC?!

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

fart blood posted:

Alrighty:

Ric Flair and Charlotte are making out. Flair is horny and growls "oh yeah I wanna slap my dick into that tree stump you call a clit until it vibrates like Prince Froggy's uvula from Super Mario World 2 Yoshi's Island."

Charlotte then moaned and yelled "shove it up my rear end!!!"

Ric Flair then asked "Uuh...what rear end?" and it got awkward.

I don't know what I expected

Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one



WHERE'S MY drat MUSIC

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

Jerusalem posted:

I dug that match

dig into some curly fries

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


it's over

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


Oh my God :xd:

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT
Ambrose is awesome

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan
it's kind of rude to play someone else's music after a guy gets a win, tbh

Needs More Ditka
Dec 3, 2005

We are ruthless and ask no quarter from you. When our turn comes we shall not disguise our terrorism.
lol

kevin owens is trapped in the ring. he cannot leave without his music

Delsaber
Oct 1, 2013

This may or may not be correct.

That's probably a giant rum & coke, Cole.

Panamaniac
Jun 18, 2007

HEROES NEVER DIE
There's gonna be popcorn everywhere

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Ambrose eats his popcorn and drinks his pop incredibly slowly. He was working on that thing backstage and it's barely been touched.

tecnocrat
Oct 5, 2003
Struggling to keep his sanity.



He's actually out here looking for the nacho guy.

only temporary
Sep 3, 2006
Heath Slater incoming

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Owens just wanted his music :(

Hace
Feb 13, 2012

<<Mobius 1, Engage.>>
ok

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?
Its a minor miracle how well booked Owens has been as IC Champ, he consistently gets clean wins

HerraS
Apr 15, 2012

Looking professional when committing genocide is essential. This is mostly achieved by using a beret.

Olive drab colour ensures the genocider will remain hidden from his prey until it's too late for them to do anything.



deadly popcorn shot!!!!!

sonicice
Oct 21, 2000

Michael J Beverage, I've got a bone to pick with you.
wow such an unhinged lunatic

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan
ambrose you made a loving mess out of the ring :mad:

Oh Snapple!
Dec 27, 2005

wwe made me want ambrose to go away

bartok
May 10, 2006



I bet Dean is an RC Cola man.

Destroy My Sweater
Jul 24, 2009

kebin owns hungry

Keg
Sep 22, 2014

HerraS posted:

deadly popcorn shot!!!!!

I've been waiting like 15 years for this.

Tweak
Jul 28, 2003

or dont whatever








sticky matches from here on out

Molestationary Store
May 21, 2007

Dean Ambrose the absolute madman.

eljackass
May 19, 2004

Caution is a word that I can't understand
HAHAHHAHAHAHA that ruled!!!!


Maybe KO will want some hot dogs w/ all the condiments later on

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CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Good use of a $7.50 popcorn and a $5 soft drink.

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