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Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop
Lana feels so generic now. She's lost anything that made her a unique character.

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Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

At least Bray is polite to secretaries.

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

abraham linksys posted:

could you imagine being one of Our Troops and being excited to go see the wrestling and then being faced with Howie Mandel and loving Train

I'd probably go AWOL on the spot

well their only other entertainment is trying not to get killed in a shithole desert, so really anything is better than that

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Remember when Ryback quit in a match against Miz

He got kicked in the leg a bunch and waved off the ref begging stop the match :cry:

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan

Sionistic posted:

Lana was mega over before, lets have her act completely different now that we want her to be over

they need to go back and watch Rocky IV again

Git Mah Belt Son
Apr 26, 2003

Happy Happy Gators
Lana channeling her inner Elsa to freeze hearts. I can deal with that.

I have watched Frozen way too much with my little girl that her hair reminded me instantly of Elsa :sigh:

Blasmeister
Jan 15, 2012




2Time TRP Sack Race Champion

Chris James 2 posted:

Considering she has an injury being compared to Edge and Kidd, yes

Really? Assumed it was some small thing she was resting while taking advantage of Cena's time off to spend time with him. If it's anywhere close to that bad she should just retire from in-ring and do PR/whatever acting jobs she can get from name recognition.

Tricky Dick Nixon
Jul 26, 2010

by Nyc_Tattoo

BUBBA GAY DUDLEY posted:

:laffo: I love wrestlers doing regular things.

Don't care if it's dancing on the grave of kayfabe, these Smackdown commercials are fantastic.

bartok
May 10, 2006



OldTennisCourt posted:

I still can't believe out of all the garbage early 00 bands to come back it was Train that returned.

I don't think Blur and Sleater-Kinney releasing new albums this year balances out Train returning.

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

Writer Cath posted:

Lana feels so generic now. She's lost anything that made her a unique character.

You mean the unique characteristics of Ivan Drago's wife from Rocky IV?

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

Jiro posted:

At least Bray is polite to secretaries.

Secretaries will ruin your life if you aren't polite, the eater of worlds knows this acutely

Fat Lowtax
Nov 9, 2008


"I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"


Does TLC cost $54.99 in the Islamic State

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

That DICK! posted:

I miss sexy commanding Lana screaming out orders and instructing me to wash my balls

DynamiteKidd
Jun 11, 2015

by Shine

Zyla posted:

Im thinking of going to wrestling school as a new years resolution kind of thing

Same except probably in the summer or something for me, I live really close to the place Kendrick teaches at

abraham linksys
Sep 6, 2010

:darksouls:

Zyla posted:

well their only other entertainment is trying not to get killed in a shithole desert, so really anything is better than that

Train

Ruggington
Apr 21, 2012

That DICK! posted:

I miss sexy commanding Lana screaming out orders and instructing me to wash my balls

same but I can cope

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Wow really they named this toy Honky Overdrive?

Blasmeister
Jan 15, 2012




2Time TRP Sack Race Champion

Chris James 2 posted:

Remember when Ryback quit in a match against Miz

He got kicked in the leg a bunch and waved off the ref begging stop the match :cry:

cryback crules

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Blasmeister posted:

Really? Assumed it was some small thing she was resting while taking advantage of Cena's time off to spend time with him. If it's anywhere close to that bad she should just retire from in-ring and do PR/whatever acting jobs she can get from name recognition.

She's trying to avoid surgery because at best it would keep her out until after summer, at worst it'd retire her

Delsaber
Oct 1, 2013

This may or may not be correct.

Zyla posted:

Im thinking of going to wrestling school as a new years resolution kind of thing

Your theme song must be a summer jam.

abraham linksys
Sep 6, 2010

:darksouls:

bartok posted:

I don't think Blur and Sleater-Kinney releasing new albums this year balances out Train returning.

holy poo poo I can't believe that Sleater-Kinney album was this year

2015 has been long

I'm seeing them next week :3:

Lord Chumley
May 14, 2007

Embrace your destiny.

BUBBA GAY DUDLEY posted:

Wow really they named this toy Honky Overdrive?

dibs on Honky Overdrive as a username

bartok
May 10, 2006



abraham linksys posted:

holy poo poo I can't believe that Sleater-Kinney album was this year

2015 has been long

I'm seeing them next week :3:

I saw them last Saturday and they loving rocked! You are going to have good time.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Delsaber posted:

Your theme song must be a summer jam.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TAkcOJltbVw

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009


im saying they live in such a nihilistic position that even a bad band like train is an immense improvement

also tho train does a amazingly solid cover of Ramble On

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION

Jiro posted:

At least Bray is polite to secretaries.

Harper's mile long stare at her though. That gave me a special chill cause I've had that way too much working customer service in the south.

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon

BUBBA GAY DUDLEY posted:

Wow really they named this toy Honky Overdrive?

bbut that's my ultimate finisher attack

The Landstander
Apr 20, 2004

I stand on land.

Fat Lowtax posted:

Does TLC cost $54.99 in the Islamic State

TLC 2015 is listed as a major cause of violent radicalization

OldTennisCourt
Sep 11, 2011

by VideoGames

Lord Chumley posted:

dibs on Honky Overdrive as a username
Honky Overdrive sounds like Honky Tonk Man's DBZ special move

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

Lord Chumley posted:

dibs on Honky Overdrive as a username

All I can picture is Honky Tonk Man doing a package piledriver as a finisher now

Lady Naga
Apr 25, 2008

Voyons Donc!

Fat Lowtax posted:

Does TLC cost $54.99 in the Islamic State

Cena gives 'em a discount.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


abraham linksys posted:

holy poo poo I can't believe that Sleater-Kinney album was this year

2015 has been long

I'm seeing them next week :3:

2015's been loving good

New Screaming Females and new Courtney Barnett. Great music all around :unsmith:

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

Fat Lowtax posted:

Does TLC cost $54.99 in the Islamic State

i was listening to a podcast today about how isis budgets stuff

that seems really low

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

Chris James 2 posted:

She's trying to avoid surgery because at best it would keep her out until after summer, at worst it'd retire her

alternatively she becomes horribly crippled or dies on live tv and then we're left with the lovely sister who is bad at wrestling and lacks the body of nikki on top of that

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
come on nikki

come on nikki

dont die on me nikki

come on nikki

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice
zyla make honky overdrive either your finisher or your ring name

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

Chris James 2 posted:

She's trying to avoid surgery because at best it would keep her out until after summer, at worst it'd retire her

neck surgery also often simply doesnt help

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

Corporate Kane posted:

come on nikki

come on nikki

dont die on me nikki

come on nikki

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Corporate Kane posted:

come on nikki

come on nikki

dont die on me nikki

come on nikki

Who let Brie perform this surgery?

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That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

Remember when Lana used to yell "CRUSHHHHHH" and basically called when Rusev would win the match. Well now she stands at ringside doing Kingom Hearts idle animations

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