Bismuth posted:

Sold for $50


No that creature is not riding on the dragon's nose that thing IS the dragon's nose.

Bismuth posted:

The expression on the dragon's face is really creepy considering its got its nose jammed up into/fused to a small creature

sweeperbravo posted:

Honestly though I can't think of an appropriate context for that face to be made.

sweeperbravo posted:

Honestly though I can't think of an appropriate context for that face to be made.

Baller Time posted:

bad

http://i.imgur.com/QKR2dnH.jpg

Lizard Wizard posted:

This is not a well-balanced individual.

Mizuti posted:

Bismuth posted:

Radio Paranoia posted:

FlyinPingu posted:

I highly advise no one look up xenomorph fetish art

Scathach posted:

I am so mad that shittier artists get commissions. gently caress those people and their creepy pornish fetish art.

Scathach posted:

I guess I would be rich if I drew furry dicks all day

Yoshi Jjang posted:

Lizard Wizard posted:

I'm having trouble processing that and I'm glad of it.

Scathach posted:

I guess I would be rich if I drew furry dicks all day

Mizuti posted:

I don't think it's as lucrative as it looks on the surface. According to that A/T thread, commissioners are often creepy, clingy, entitled, or overly picky with the results. And then there's the matter of whether they'll actually pay the agreed price in the end.

Mizuti posted:

I don't think it's as lucrative as it looks on the surface. According to that A/T thread, commissioners are often creepy, clingy, entitled, or overly picky with the results. And then there's the matter of whether they'll actually pay the agreed price in the end.

Internet Kraken posted:

I think that's really the worst part of drawing that stuff for pay. Not that you have to draw it, but that you have too associate with the kind of people that consume it.

Wanamingo posted:

quote:

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quote:

I drew this many years ago but I didn't finish the background
so I didn't post it, then after a few years I finished the
background but forgot to post it, and now after another
few years I'm finally posting this XD Yes I'm a snail... so
bendy but so so slow ;o;
………………………………………………………………………………………………………

It was the :bulletgreen:Julian's 19th birthday. Although he was the local
count's son, he was hopelessly in love with :bulletgreen:Matthew, a simple
son of the local innkeeper. It was a love from the first sight
and that first sight was way too delicious to forget:

Matthew a.k.a. keg boy by Yuni

Julian was so enamoured with this peasant boy that he gave him
a room in the count's mansion, bought him nice clothes that he
could use while staying in the mansion. He was welcome at
the count's house any day and was even paid well for performing
at various parties.

Every bendy beggar's dream by Yuni Matthew's new room by Yuni

Matthew decided to give something back to Julian and for his
birthday he welcomed the count's son himself to spend some time
in the village, take a bath together and then Matthew promised
to show a very, very special pose that he can do only after a
good hot bath and only with the help of his dad.

After swimming in the lake and taking a good bath, the boys
gathered at Matthew's favorite training spot in the backyard of
his dad's tavern.

Mr. Eugene Mills, Matthew's dad, was very proud to have such a
high guest as the count's son, so he did his best to represent
the life in the village in the brightest and most romantic way
possible, as well as to give his own son, Matthew, such a good
warm up that Matthew even got a little worried because his dad
was obviously overdoing it, but eventually he was pushed into
the deepest backbend probably since the time when Matthew was
10. It felt so tense, but so, so nostalgic...

"Oh boy, how long have you been training to do this?"

"Uhh, let me think..." Matthew gasped, letting some air into
his stretched chest, "It's my twelveth year I think," to his
very surprise he even managed to meet Julian's eyes from this
position.

"That's... the most elegant and delicate thing I saw in my
whole life, my friend. And believe me, Matthew, when I tell you
I saw a lot of beautiful things during my studies in the
Capital! I saw hundreds of antique sculptures and pretty much
all of the painting collections in all of the Capital's art
museums but I've never seen such a heavenly shape! You, my
friend, are such a diamond... in the mud. Haha!"

"Huh, thanks." Matthew didn't know that idiom, neither did his
dad, so they weren't sure how to respond to the "mud" part. But
Matthew was sure his noble friend didn't mean anything bad by
that and it was one of his... figures of speech that Matthew
had yet to learn.
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Anyways, Julian is always way too kind to Matthew ^__^;; But
he's probably being honest, too. Like he once joked, in the
world there are three things that he could watch forever: fire
burning, water falling, and the boy bending XD

Well, I just hope they will stay together for many years, such
a sweet couple! ^-^ <3

Yoshi Jjang posted:

Neurion posted:

I'm bemused that a goddamn xenomorph can have insecurities.

Stoatbringer posted:

I'm bemused that a goddamn xenomorph can have tits.

RottenK posted:

Let's be fair here, Giger would probably give them tits if he was allowed to.