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the accountant got her tits out on the dance floor, op. Also, just two people managed to spend £750 on dirnks at the free bar.
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My work doesn't have much of an office but they keep the door closed from the main work area and their bathroom has actual toilet paper in it instead of one of those rolling blue towel dispensers that are good for wiping... if you're seven feet tall.
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Dec 19, 2015 11:55
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opus111 posted:the accountant got her tits out on the dance floor, op. Also, just two people managed to spend £750's worth of dirnks at the free bar. Three-Phase posted:It starts as a holiday party and ends with sexual harassment claims to HR the next week.
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Dec 19, 2015 11:56
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last office party I went to I ended up killing myself as a practical joke
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Dec 19, 2015 12:01
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Professor of Cats posted:Oh. There was no champagne. Real question though: do people actually drink that, on purpose, outside of toasts?? gooooon.txt
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Dec 19, 2015 12:06
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Ahundredbux posted:last office party I went to I ended up killing myself as a practical joke drat is your username what it costs to respawn?
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Dec 19, 2015 12:10
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Open bar, it was pretty rad
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amityville anus posted:drat is your username what it costs to respawn? well, probably in my case
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Dec 19, 2015 12:19
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Just finished a xmas party. Englosh farm hands wanted me to stay at tgeir place but i said one sounded like Vicki polard and wasnt welcomd anymore
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Dec 19, 2015 12:19
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ive been working at the same place for 4 years now. year 1: awesome party they rented out one of the nicest venues in town, brought in poker and blackjack dealers, fancy hors d'ouerves being served by wait satff, had a somewhat open bar (no liquor but all the wine/champagne/beer you wanted), raffle at the end where you could win a resort vacation or some poo poo. i didnt win but i got way too drunk (had to use the ride service home but it was also gratis), got hot in poker and made side bets for actual money with some people and make bank. haha ownt. year 2: the rented out a space but there was no food and you got 2 drink tickets that could be used for beer only year 3: they planned a party but you had to pay for everything and they didn't rent out the bar they just made it early and hoped there would be enough space for everyone which there wasn't. i stayed for like 10 min. year 4: no party at all maybe next year they'll just fire me.
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Dec 19, 2015 12:29
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thathonkey posted:ive been working at the same place for 4 years now. They know a buzzkill when they see one
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Dec 19, 2015 12:42
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3000 people christmas party yesterday pros: free good food free wine, beer and cocktails fun people great location hotel rooms to sleep at afterwards cons: listening to the ceo talking for more than two hours having to stand in line for 15 min to get food having to drive four hours across germany zo get there
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Dec 19, 2015 12:55
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Our holiday party is today where we are having a "Luncheon" with "Great Food". I don't know why those words had quotes around them on the signs. Maybe it's code for "half of you are laid off"
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Dec 19, 2015 13:01
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they had a sundowner for ours at a gay bar and the event was booked back to back with the gay bar's 'naughty party' . seeing wasps standing around with guys in leather jock straps and with ball gags was pretty good.
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Dec 19, 2015 13:04
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We used to have good parties...all you can eat and drink then go to a hotel and cause more poo poo Now we get some vouchers Been to 4 supplier Xmas digs so far though, eat fancy expensive food and get drunk, good times
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Dec 19, 2015 13:15
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I usually like Christmas parties, per usual the co workers are a bunch of basic bitches but i usually pick a girl then make it my mission to bed her. If there is dancing at the Christmas party it becomes incredibly easy to get something on the rail.
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Dec 19, 2015 13:56
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one hoochie mama who broke a heel at the company party because she was staggering around drunk was in a cast and on crutches when i saw her yesterday. lol
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Dec 19, 2015 15:09
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we are going to have a yankee swap and an ugly sweater contest, i cant wait! oh also an open bar i guess
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Dec 19, 2015 15:25
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KiteAuraan posted:I have never been to an office Christmas part as I do not work.
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Dec 19, 2015 17:00
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My Christmas party was pretty cool, the theme was 'born in the USA' (we are a London ad agency) and we had a mechanical bull, a lady who made us all line dance, burgers and booze. I went as a hotdog!
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Dec 19, 2015 17:04
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henpod posted:My Christmas party was pretty cool, the theme was 'born in the USA' (we are a London ad agency) and we had a mechanical bull, a lady who made us all line dance, burgers and booze. I went as a hotdog! I need to see you wearing the hotdog outfit. Was there effort in the costume or did you wear a brown pants and jacket with a red shirt and yellow tie?
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Dec 19, 2015 17:34
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My company just bought a warehouse and they're throwing a rave with a free bar in it lol
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Dec 19, 2015 17:37
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I've never been to an office party because my old company was run by Jews, but I will goto my first office party on Monday because my new company is run by some greasy I-Tals and they have spent like 2k decorating the office and are throwing big party on monday with like bar and DJ and poo poo, its gonna rule.
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Dec 19, 2015 17:43
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I shot up my office Christmas party and they blamed it on the Muslim guy at my work
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Dec 19, 2015 17:55
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Christmas parties are a blast, just don't be the guy who is the drunkest or makes the biggest scene
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Dec 19, 2015 18:01
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Cool NIN Shirt posted:Christmas parties are a blast, just don't be the guy who is the drunkest or makes the biggest scene im probably not going to get drunk at my office party because I live like 10 miles away so I'll have to drive home unlike the rest of the assholes in my office who all live in Hollywood. I shold probably move out here when my lease s up but I like living in the Valley ):
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Dec 19, 2015 18:04
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Best xmas party was when I had a "real" job with a court reporting company. It was at a country club. Lawyers and judges showed up; good food, free booze. Ended up going to a dive bar with coworkers, did acid, and ran into who I believe was a close relative of Charlie Manson's (we were in his home town). He kept fixating on my date and grinding his teeth. We were advised to leave. Worst was when I worked with a buddy who had a small catering gig at a nightclub. Some lovely call center booked us for their xmas party and ordered a bunch of appetizers. They showed up hungry and their dickhead boss announced "the buffet is now open!" They crushed tray after tray of our tiny appetizers, expecting a full meal and bitching about the few vegetarian snacks we had. Hours of frantic work in a tiny space to keep up with those ungrateful lovely cunts. gently caress this miserable holiday.
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Dec 19, 2015 18:06
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Went to some dudes house that he was selling, so it was all staged for walk throughs. A fun raffle, free booze, great BBQ and no pressure. Wasn't extravagant, wasn't huge, but was thr way these things should be. Fun and Free without enough stuff to have people make an rear end of themselves.
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Dec 19, 2015 18:23
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Jastiger posted:Went to some dudes house that he was selling, so it was all staged for walk throughs. A fun raffle, free booze, great BBQ and no pressure. Wasn't extravagant, wasn't huge, but was thr way these things should be. too bad it was in lovely iowa
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Dec 19, 2015 18:25
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Nooner posted:too bad it was in lovely iowa Like crabs in the bucket, Nooner just can't stand to see his betters succeed
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Dec 19, 2015 18:32
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Ummmm hate to tell you op but Wow isn't a job
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a starwar betamax posted:Ummmm hate to tell you op but Wow isn't a job it's a vocation
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proof of concept posted:why is it so shocking for so many people to learn that their coworkers are actually human beings who like to drink and carouse and gently caress and all that other stuff that human beings like to do? Work is where we go to dehumanize ourselves and face to bloodshed. We are not human beings but numbers on an excel spreadsheet and the masks of stability we present to others.
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Dec 19, 2015 19:48
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Your Dunkle Sans posted:Work is where we go to dehumanize ourselves and face to bloodshed.
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Dec 19, 2015 19:55
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I pissed in my bookcase last night good lord i was sozzled
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Isaac posted:I pissed in my bookcase last night good lord i was sozzled Lol
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Your Dunkle Sans posted:Work is where we go to dehumanize ourselves and face to bloodshed. we use something more like Access
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Dec 19, 2015 22:46
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My workplace is having a Christmas dinner at a nearby restaurant but it's during store hours and I'm one of the people scheduled to work then. I'd say I got owned but I don't think the cute Indian girl is going and that's the only reason I'd ever go so.
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Dec 19, 2015 23:51
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I went to the Christmas party in my landlord's office the day before they evicted me, and everybody there knew I was getting evicted and looked at me like a bear had broken in to the room or something, but I didn't care. I ate two 250 mg hash chocolates beforehand and was super nice to everybody and it was awkward for everyone but me, by sheer loving willpower.
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WeaponGradeSadness posted:My workplace is having a Christmas dinner at a nearby restaurant but it's during store hours and I'm one of the people scheduled to work then. I'd say I got owned but I don't think the cute Indian girl is going and that's the only reason I'd ever go so. Dot or feather?
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