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Lemon posted:Well, yeah, but why would she increase the size of her head? Other than mental problems. To hit that proper anime bodily proportion set of about 5 head-heights tall, which is, incidentally, child proportions.
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cash crab posted:
The worst thing is I've seen moonblood used in more that one fantasy novel to describe menstrual blood. Lana Period, that's me! I GIS tv physics, and well http://i.imgur.com/NoaYwDl.jpg He's also a furry. I'm not sure what kind of furry, but one with a furry white nutsack for a head.
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# ? Dec 28, 2015 02:40 |
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^^^: Oopsie doodle, you got there first. Oh, well! Always room for more Spivey Ball HeadScathach posted:Oo now you guys got me looking at TV psychics. (Do they know we're talking about them?) You missed the best one!
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# ? Dec 28, 2015 02:43 |
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If that's what a psychic medium looks like I don't want to see the large
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# ? Dec 28, 2015 02:44 |
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twistedmentat posted:
Oh my god, that guy, Gary Spivey. I don't know if he makes the rounds all over the country or not. But one of the stations here in Minneapolis has him in studio all the time. I don't understand how anyone can take him seriously, especially with that wig/hat thing he wears at all times.
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# ? Dec 28, 2015 02:44 |
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goose fleet posted:If that's what a psychic medium looks like I don't want to see the large I am so loving mad about how hard I laughed at this. I also read it in Groucho Marx's voice.
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# ? Dec 28, 2015 02:45 |
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Wanamingo posted:Japan is incredibly messed up when it comes to sexuality. http://www.thefreelibrary.com/Escaping+the+Laboratory%3A+the+rodent+experiments+of+John+B.+Calhoun+%26...-a0197666893
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# ? Dec 28, 2015 02:48 |
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Speaking of pixyteri, isn't there another fairly famous wanna-be a japanese idol even though I'm painfully white girl who went to Japan and embarrassed herself? Apple-something.
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# ? Dec 28, 2015 02:56 |
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^^^ Already in the thread! I think. Unless there happens to be more than one such person. Is that guy's fursona a toilet brush.
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# ? Dec 28, 2015 02:56 |
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cash crab posted:Okie doke, then. There is just something so hilarious about this. I think it's a combination of the mask and the incredibly vacant expression she's perfected. It's the saddest thing when your nipples point straight down.
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# ? Dec 28, 2015 02:57 |
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It's not like they have anything to look up to
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# ? Dec 28, 2015 02:59 |
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NIce
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# ? Dec 28, 2015 03:02 |
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Palisader posted:Speaking of pixyteri, isn't there another fairly famous wanna-be a japanese idol even though I'm painfully white girl who went to Japan and embarrassed herself? Apple-something. Applemilk1988?
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# ? Dec 28, 2015 03:03 |
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cash crab posted:I am so loving mad about how hard I laughed at this. I also read it in Groucho Marx's voice. OH god, that makes that line so perfect. So, what do you think this guy does? http://i.imgur.com/Zo0oUOM.jpg Porn star? Used car salesmen? NAMBLA spokemen? Nope, 1980s evangelical preacher. Greatest hits clip reel. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MhZrpbY4DqQ Throw dice into the fire, and they screeeeaaaaaammmm
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# ? Dec 28, 2015 03:05 |
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my cat is norris posted:^^^ Already in the thread! I think. Unless there happens to be more than one such person. That was magibon. Turns out that I was thinking of Applemilk. Warning, ED link. Edit fb
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# ? Dec 28, 2015 03:06 |
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goose fleet posted:It's not like they have anything to look up to
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# ? Dec 28, 2015 03:14 |
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How are there so many of these delusioned girls out there who actually make it to Japan?
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# ? Dec 28, 2015 03:15 |
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my cat is norris posted:How are there so many of these delusioned girls out there who actually make it to Japan? There's an equal amount of delusioned guys going there to find a perfect demure Japanese girlfriend and live like a king with his vast knowledge of animes and mangas. Western women don't know what they're missing!
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# ? Dec 28, 2015 03:58 |
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Gross Dude posted:Oh my god, that guy, Gary Spivey. I don't know if he makes the rounds all over the country or not. But one of the stations here in Minneapolis has him in studio all the time. I don't understand how anyone can take him seriously, especially with that wig/hat thing he wears at all times. holy poo poo i never realised that was that guy
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# ? Dec 28, 2015 04:59 |
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snergle posted:You've probably read it but the mouse utopia experiments always remind me of japan. Huge population on a tiny island might have something to do with it. Well, a big part of it is that women are still expected to give up their jobs when they marry, so many simply choose not to marry. And also a million other factors. Reading about those mouse experiments always kinda freak me out a little.
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# ? Dec 28, 2015 06:20 |
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cash crab posted:
Due to exposure to New Age drivel, my brain auto-translates her name to Lana Menstrual Discharge. Edit: Should have read the next page. drat it. Filox has a new favorite as of 07:30 on Dec 28, 2015 |
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snergle posted:You've probably read it but the mouse utopia experiments always remind me of japan. Huge population on a tiny island might have something to do with it. Birthrates are down all over the place. Japan is getting the worst of it (supposedly if the trend keeps up Japan's population will halve within the century) but people everywhere are giving up on making babies presumably as a result of discovering the magic of "waifus."
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# ? Dec 28, 2015 08:31 |
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Mildly Amusing posted:Birthrates are down all over the place. Japan is getting the worst of it (supposedly if the trend keeps up Japan's population will halve within the century) but people everywhere are giving up on making babies presumably as a result of discovering the magic of "waifus." You know, I've always figured that most of the time when somebody refers to a character as their waifu, they're joking
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# ? Dec 28, 2015 08:37 |
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Filox posted:Due to exposure to New Age drivel, my brain auto-translates her name to Lana Menstrual Discharge. we are all tricked horribly by twistedmentats, it's okay
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# ? Dec 28, 2015 09:34 |
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twistedmentat posted:Here's the article i found if you want to read justifications and lots of "By my ASIAN GIRLFRIEND loves it when I say nom nom nom while eating".
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# ? Dec 28, 2015 15:32 |
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Not sure what's with all the artifacting, but it's relevant enough:
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# ? Dec 28, 2015 15:42 |
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Schnedwob posted:Not sure what's with all the artifacting, but it's relevant enough: haha her reaction is perfect
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# ? Dec 28, 2015 16:35 |
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cash crab posted:I am so loving mad about how hard I laughed at this. I also read it in Groucho Marx's voice. That reminds me, what do you call a psychic midget on the run from the law? A small medium at large
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# ? Dec 28, 2015 16:55 |
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Schnedwob posted:Not sure what's with all the artifacting, but it's relevant enough: So did it work? What's her next message?
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# ? Dec 28, 2015 17:11 |
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cash crab posted:we are all tricked horribly by twistedmentats, it's okay Awe man, what did I do? Schnedwob posted:Not sure what's with all the artifacting, but it's relevant enough: Why do nerds think this is somehow cute and attractive? Adding those stage directions, and intentionally making it sound awkward are not things that will attract women. Women don't want guys who act like giant kids jesus loving Christ guys. He couldn't say "want to go to the amusement park with me?". kinmik posted:The word "female" no longer means anything to me. I love the guy defending being a giant loving baby. Also, reading comprehension is hard. "Whats wrong with reading manga and smiling?" well, if you look at what the woman said, she said smiling from ear to ear while reading sexy cute manga (I think that's moe?), which implied creepyness.
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# ? Dec 28, 2015 17:21 |
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twistedmentat posted:Why do nerds think this is somehow cute and attractive? Adding those stage directions, and intentionally making it sound awkward are not things that will attract women. Women don't want guys who act like giant kids jesus loving Christ guys. He couldn't say "want to go to the amusement park with me?". Does that really read as "child" to you? It reads more like a character from a bad tv show/book. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bff_09uGi70 http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshhS1lqJ92yaYk6DYhW Money for the handicapped(I think this is Opie?)
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# ? Dec 28, 2015 17:48 |
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Postal Parcel posted:Does that really read as "child" to you? It reads more like a character from a bad tv show/book. It certainly does not read as "man".
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# ? Dec 28, 2015 18:16 |
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twistedmentat posted:Why do nerds think this is somehow cute and attractive? Adding those stage directions, and intentionally making it sound awkward are not things that will attract women. Women don't want guys who act like giant kids jesus loving Christ guys. He couldn't say "want to go to the amusement park with me?". Anime. Anime is the reason that huge nerds think girls want guys to blush and stammer and not be able to just say some loving words to them. That's how conversation works in anime, everyone takes thirty minutes to say something that should take twelve seconds and has to explain their entire thought process while they're at it, and when your entire exposure to social interaction is anime, it produces that. Though that did make me realize that the horrible tell-don't-show and overly-expository dialogue/stage directions that is one of my major gripes with most anime also probably had a huge effect on the people who obsessively RP in WoW. Most of the WoW "storylines" I saw over seven years of reading chat logs when someone invariably got reported for "disturbing my RP" were basically anime with elves, someone was always getting maimed or kidnapped or turned into a half-demon every ten seconds, dialogue took way longer than it needed to, everything was overly-explained on DBZ levels, and that was the ones that weren't just huge Mary Sues.
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# ? Dec 28, 2015 18:30 |
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I think it's pretty sad actually, I mean we aren't all a 9/10 on the hotness scale but my god you make up for it (or try to) by being 'normal' when you're trying to get to know new people. That pixie girl is a bit chubby, fair enough but hell I've been in the sack with girls like that but who were fun/normal etc etc. It's just a shame she doesn't see what her persona does to her shagability. Same with that guy on the text photo *wrings hands, wonders if she'll say yes* - jfc, just ask the girl out for coffee!!
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# ? Dec 28, 2015 18:57 |
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Schnedwob posted:Not sure what's with all the artifacting, but it's relevant enough: This makes me feel ill. twistedmentat posted:Awe man, what did I do? You think of all relevant pictures and examples first and then stealthily post them in plain links so everyone here ends up going " HEY GUYS I FOUND SOMETHING oh wait poo poo". It's funny.
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# ? Dec 28, 2015 20:03 |
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twistedmentat posted:Why do nerds think this is somehow cute and attractive? Adding those stage directions, and intentionally making it sound awkward are not things that will attract women. Women don't want guys who act like giant kids jesus loving Christ guys. He couldn't say "want to go to the amusement park with me?". I bet that "turtle" pudgebucket that posts the awful mccafe, 'le' this 'le' that, images would eat this up. But odds are this guy's one of those 'nice guy' unfuckable heaps that keeps trying to play out of his court.
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# ? Dec 29, 2015 00:19 |
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cash crab posted:^^^: Oopsie doodle, you got there first. Oh, well! Always room for more Spivey Ball Head I'm not a huge fan of Tim and Eric's new bit...
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# ? Dec 29, 2015 01:00 |
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monkeytennis posted:I think it's pretty sad actually, I mean we aren't all a 9/10 on the hotness scale but my god you make up for it (or try to) by being 'normal' when you're trying to get to know new people. Ah yes, because a woman's main concern is her "shagability." BARF
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monkeytennis posted:I think it's pretty sad actually, I mean we aren't all a 9/10 on the hotness scale but my god you make up for it (or try to) by being 'normal' when you're trying to get to know new people. It's coming from inside the thread again.
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# ? Dec 29, 2015 01:30 |
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MAKE NO BABBYS posted:Ah yes, because a woman's main concern is her "shagability." BARF Whether or not other people want to have sex with me is my main concern honestly, is there something wrong with that?
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