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Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night


I have a question for a detective.

Why is your wife the best detective in your family???

????????????????

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Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

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:dogbutton:

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Whip Slagcheek posted:

I have a question for a detective.

Why is your wife the best detective in your family???

????????????????

opposites attract :shrug:

Whale Cancer
Jun 25, 2004

Teflon Don posted:

Glock 17, 2 extra mags, baton, mace, two cuffs, phone, keyring with 1488 keys.

You have no radio/taser/flashlight and you're bitching about weight? Ditch the baton and phone.

Branis
Apr 14, 2006

by VG
I hope you get to drop a pro lifer some day.

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night


Does everyone carry two pairs of cuffs on them? I only wear the one pair though I've got like five extra in my car.

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

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Whip Slagcheek posted:

Does everyone carry two pairs of cuffs on them? I only wear the one pair though I've got like five extra in my car.

I have flex cuffs and enough confiscated pepper spray for the staff to fog a large crowd.

Whale Cancer posted:

You have no radio/taser/flashlight and you're bitching about weight? Ditch the baton and phone.

I have those too except the taser because I don't care enough to get qualified. And I think not carrying a weapon is dumb because it's another option you have if you find yourself in a situation where you need nonlethal force.

The Shep
Jan 10, 2007


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Whip Slagcheek posted:

Does everyone carry two pairs of cuffs on them? I only wear the one pair though I've got like five extra in my car.

What if you arrest a fattie? You gonna hoof it back to your car for more cuffs?

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av
Whip doesn't arrest people

The Shep
Jan 10, 2007


If found, please return this poster to GIP. His mothers are very worried and miss him very much.
One time I took two people into custody after I knocked down a car involved in a burglary. The other two fled into a forest. I escorted the canine officer in and, well we never found the guys but if we did I realized once we were deep into the forest that I had no cuffs left. Thankfully the canine officer wasn't whip "one cuff" slagcheek and could've taken care of business if we located the other two guys.

Skoll
Jul 26, 2013

Oh You'll Love My Toxic Love
Grimey Drawer
Can't you just hog tie people with your belts if you're Whip "One Cuff" Slagcheek and run out of cuffs?

Dingleberry
Aug 21, 2011

Skoll posted:

Can't you just hog tie people with your belts if you're Whip "One Cuff" Slagcheek and run out of cuffs?

Call DC metro.

Scruff McGruff
Feb 13, 2007

Jesus, kid, you're almost a detective. All you need now is a gun, a gut, and three ex-wives.

Rad Lieutenant posted:

I bet you wear an in-ear bluetooth all the time too

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q3BEUX5n0nY&t=43s

Scruff McGruff fucked around with this message at 04:00 on Dec 29, 2015

Whale Cancer
Jun 25, 2004

Teflon Don posted:

I have flex cuffs and enough confiscated pepper spray for the staff to fog a large crowd.


I have those too except the taser because I don't care enough to get qualified. And I think not carrying a weapon is dumb because it's another option you have if you find yourself in a situation where you need nonlethal force.

Hilarious because I think it's dumb that you don't care enough to get taser qualified when it's a much more effective tool than a baton. Sounds like someone is scared to take a ride.

And yes, 2 sets of cuffs. Double cuff case up front so I don't have to reach behind me and I don't like carrying poo poo in the small of my back anyway.

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

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Whale Cancer posted:

Hilarious because I think it's dumb that you don't care enough to get taser qualified when it's a much more effective tool than a baton. Sounds like someone is scared to take a ride.

Taser has no qualification procedure or classes here.

Water777
Mar 19, 2015

Whale Cancer posted:

Hilarious because I think it's dumb that you don't care enough to get taser qualified when it's a much more effective tool than a baton. Sounds like someone is scared to take a ride.

And yes, 2 sets of cuffs. Double cuff case up front so I don't have to reach behind me and I don't like carrying poo poo in the small of my back anyway.

what kind of shitstorm would you be in if you cuffed a hand to an ankle?

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night


I can have backup in less than a minute so I guess its not all that necessary to have multiples. By the time I say I have one running I have cops flying around everywhere. Lessens the belt weight. :shrug:

Untagged
Mar 29, 2004

Hey, does your planet have wiper fluid yet or you gonna freak out and start worshiping us?
Two cuffs in the pouch, another on the spot light, another in my passenger seat stash, and flex cuffs next to my rifle. Yes I've had to use them all.

Two is a pretty good number for uniform wear though I find.

Captain Bravo
Feb 16, 2011

An Emergency Shitpost
has been deployed...

...but experts warn it is
just a drop in the ocean.

Whip Slagcheek posted:

By the time I say I have one running I have cops flying around everywhere.

https://youtu.be/w--VcX3n_7w?t=106

?

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night



Yes.

Grem
Mar 29, 2004

It's how her species communicates

Water777 posted:

what kind of shitstorm would you be in if you cuffed a hand to an ankle?

I wrastled with a dude after the first cuff went on who was much bigger and better than me and got cuffed him to a bike rack because it was the closet thing available. Then just chilled until backup came. No disciplinary action so I guess it's okay as long as you articulate!

Whale Cancer
Jun 25, 2004

Teflon Don posted:

Taser has no qualification procedure or classes here.

Then why did you say you didn't care enough to get qualified?

Time Crisis Actor
Apr 28, 2002

by Hand Knit
The LaQuan McDonald shooting. What say you?

Grem
Mar 29, 2004

It's how her species communicates

Got a nice push off for the double axle but couldn't stick the landing. 6.5

The Shep
Jan 10, 2007


If found, please return this poster to GIP. His mothers are very worried and miss him very much.

Whip Slagcheek posted:

I can have backup in less than a minute so I guess its not all that necessary to have multiples. By the time I say I have one running I have cops flying around everywhere. Lessens the belt weight. :shrug:

I held a drunk rear end in a top hat at taser point who was threatening to "gently caress me up" for 7 goddamn minutes before a backup arrived. Had to go back and watch the dashcam to get the time stamps because it felt like a loving eternity.

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

This is why solo cars are stupid

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

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Whale Cancer posted:

Then why did you say you didn't care enough to get qualified?

Idk? It's like armed plainclothes: must be approved by the chief.

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night


Cop gay. So What posted:

I held a drunk rear end in a top hat at taser point who was threatening to "gently caress me up" for 7 goddamn minutes before a backup arrived. Had to go back and watch the dashcam to get the time stamps because it felt like a loving eternity.

Why didn't you taser him

Whale Cancer
Jun 25, 2004

Cop gay. So What posted:

I held a drunk rear end in a top hat at taser point who was threatening to "gently caress me up" for 7 goddamn minutes before a backup arrived. Had to go back and watch the dashcam to get the time stamps because it felt like a loving eternity.

What the gently caress man! You waited for backup for 7 minutes for a drunk guy threatening you?

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

Can't even pull the trigger on a tazer.

How will you ever make the green grass grow?

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

Cop gay. So What posted:

One time I took two people into custody after I knocked down a car involved in a burglary. The other two fled into a forest. I escorted the canine officer in and, well we never found the guys but if we did I realized once we were deep into the forest that I had no cuffs left. Thankfully the canine officer wasn't whip "one cuff" slagcheek and could've taken care of business if we located the other two guys.

is that cop speak for summarily executing those two dudes in the forest :tinfoil:

The Shep
Jan 10, 2007


If found, please return this poster to GIP. His mothers are very worried and miss him very much.

Whip Slagcheek posted:

Why didn't you taser him

He wasn't black.

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night


Whale Cancer posted:

What the gently caress man! You waited for backup for 7 minutes for a drunk guy threatening you?

Seriously, kind of lol'ing over here.

The Shep
Jan 10, 2007


If found, please return this poster to GIP. His mothers are very worried and miss him very much.
There was more going on, primarily that I was outnumbered 3-1 by guys twice my size and if I tased him I was pretty sure his buddies would join the fray. But at the end of the day, the bad guy was arrested, I wasn't hurt, no one got tased, and all was well in the world. I'll live with being made fun of and you can believe I took a lot of poo poo from coworkers for being too patient.

When you don't have backup immediately available you learn to be a lot more patient and a lot less action.

The Shep fucked around with this message at 09:39 on Dec 29, 2015

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night


Lmao way to completely change the story to make us sound unreasonable. You learn that trick from watching the ~lamestream media~

???

The Shep
Jan 10, 2007


If found, please return this poster to GIP. His mothers are very worried and miss him very much.
Changing our story until it makes us look innocent of our continued oppression of the people is just good police work.

Bernard McFacknutah
Nov 13, 2009

Cop gay. So What posted:

There was more going on, primarily that I was outnumbered 3-1 by guys twice my size

This is why petite men shouldn't be cops.

I once saw a TSG (riot squad) officer cuff a guy face up on the floor with his hands under his thigh (leg bent at the hip and knee so the wrists were just above the knee) so he couldn't kick out. They are super paranoid about cuffing techniques here on account of our rigid cuffs giving people nerve damage so he must have been a wizard with squaring poo poo away because I would have been kicked out for it.

The Shep
Jan 10, 2007


If found, please return this poster to GIP. His mothers are very worried and miss him very much.
Bernard McCucknutah

Hezzy
Dec 4, 2004

Pillbug

Bernard McFacknutah posted:

This is why petite men shouldn't be cops.

i am 5ft6" :(

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Cole
Nov 24, 2004

DUNSON'D

Cop gay. So What posted:

He wasn't black.

He said taser, not shoot.

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