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Pron on VHS
Nov 14, 2005

Blood Clots
Sweat Dries
Bones Heal
Suck it Up and Keep Wrestling
Without Maclin and Jackson the Chiefs and Skins would 100% have missed the playoffs

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FogHelmut
Dec 18, 2003

Greatest coach of all time

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hh_A9YCS0XQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_O4TKM_6n6M

Yudo
May 15, 2003

haljordan posted:

Chip still didn't do anything nearly as laughable as Lou Holtz when he coached the Jets. He made his players line up by height for the national anthem and threw a shitfit in practice cuz he didn't like how Richard Todd broke the huddle.

Lou Holtz is a tremendous shithead. He is also awful as a commentator. He is on my short list of "people most deserving of being fired into the sun," where ideally he would be joined by the whole of South Bend.

Pron on VHS posted:

Without Maclin and Jackson the Chiefs and Skins would 100% have missed the playoffs

Even when Jackson is not lighting it up stat wise, he is enabling Reed's monster performances. For whatever reason, Washington can't run the ball and the offense is pass first and often. Cousins has had something like 20 tds to 2 ints in the four games Jackson has been healthy, and Jackson has ripped off some amazing long TDs.

I have no idea if he will be back next season, but overall Jackson has been a rare high profile FA acquisition for Washington: a good one. The Eagles never should have dumped him.

CyberPingu
Sep 15, 2013


If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.
Urgh that 2010 Eagles team deserved so much more....

The 7th Guest
Dec 17, 2003

aBagorn posted:

"Because we were winning"
also everyone in college runs turbo uptempo offenses and they dont have the size and stamina on average as that of a full grown-rear end NFL freak of nature athlete

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH



My roommate last year was a huge Eagles fan. He was also a former journalism intern for ESPN and got kinda scary when he was angry.

I'm pretty glad he's not here now that this story is out.

Also anything that makes Michael Vick's team suffer is good IMO so I am happy.

I. M. Gei fucked around with this message at 02:57 on Jan 1, 2016

aBagorn
Aug 26, 2004

Dr. Gitmo Moneyson posted:

My roommate last year was a huge Eagles fan. He was also a former journalism intern for ESPN and got kinda scary when he was angry.

I'm pretty glad he's not here now that this story is out.

Also anything that makes Michael Vick's team suffer is good IMO so I am happy.

Michael Vick was more recently a Jet and a Steeler.

Chromatic
Jan 21, 2005

You guys ready to hear a satanic song?
If it means anything the Eagles will never top this play so they should close the organization down imo

http://gfycat.com/AcidicMadeupGalago

:allears:

OneTruePecos
Oct 24, 2010

Yudo posted:

For whatever reason, Washington can't run the ball and the offense is pass first and often.

2 of their 3 best run blockers are injured. The run game was actually looking pretty good at the start of the year.

quote:

I have no idea if he will be back next season, but overall Jackson has been a rare high profile FA acquisition for Washington: a good one. The Eagles never should have dumped him.

He'll be back, but yeah. Chip just straight up cutting DJax was when I was sure he was crashing and burning.

Grand Theft Autobot
Feb 28, 2008

I'm something of a fucking idiot myself

gfanikf posted:

I don't think I'd want to watch the Eagles without knowing I'd have EDP after it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YrSrrZTI3Vs

EDP can't be a real guy, right?

Darth Brooks
Jan 15, 2005

I do not wear this mask to protect me. I wear it to protect you from me.

Chromatic posted:

If it means anything the Eagles will never top this play so they should close the organization down imo

http://gfycat.com/AcidicMadeupGalago

:allears:

Randall could make the most effortless flick go 50-60 yards.

Tom Sellout
May 27, 2011

$240 million of Johnny Walker Blue and Throatzilla's services.

Grand Theft Autobot posted:

EDP can't be a real guy, right?

He's an average Philly fan.

Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.
What if Chip Kelly was black.

Up Circle
Apr 3, 2008
philly fans would have thrown things at him during games

Yodzilla
Apr 29, 2005

Now who looks even dumber?

Beef Witch

Chromatic posted:

If it means anything the Eagles will never top this play so they should close the organization down imo

http://gfycat.com/AcidicMadeupGalago

:allears:

I'll never get tired of this.

aBagorn
Aug 26, 2004

Yodzilla posted:

I'll never get tired of this.

Chromatic posted:

If it means anything the Eagles will never top this play so they should close the organization down imo

http://gfycat.com/AcidicMadeupGalago

:allears:

Not as cool because it wasn't in the end zone to avoid a safety, but simultaneously cooler because it was against the Cowboys

http://youtu.be/BdboaH7XSRI

sean10mm
Jun 29, 2005

It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, MAD-2R World

FogHelmut posted:

Maybe if he had a klan instead of a gang he might have been beloved.

Fixed.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 3 hours!
If we're posting Eagles greatest hits, here's my favorite. As a skins fan, it still pisses me off four years later.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XFzp3uHua40

CyberPingu
Sep 15, 2013


If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.

Cartoon Man posted:

If we're posting Eagles greatest hits, here's my favorite. As a skins fan, it still pisses me off four years later.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XFzp3uHua40

Cant believe he was given a $100m contract...

CyberPingu
Sep 15, 2013


If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.
E: Double post.

Grand Theft Autobot
Feb 28, 2008

I'm something of a fucking idiot myself

The Kraken posted:

He's an average Philly fan.

If he was my son I'd give serious consideration both to kicking him out of the house and suicide.

Ribsauce
Jul 29, 2006

Blacks in the back.
I'm sure he lives in some shithouse apartment with paper thin walls. Imagine being his neighbor, sleeping at 1am, and all of the sudden you hear

CHIP KELLY GET YO PUNK rear end OUT OF HERE, CARY WILLIAMS YOU DOGSHIT, gently caress YOU RILEY COOPER, SAM BRADFORD YOU poo poo, GET THE gently caress OUTTTA HERE, I'M GOING HARD IN THE PAINT, PUT ME IN I'LL SHW THESE MOTHER FUCKERS HOW TO PALY then the building almost collapses when he jumps emphasize his point

CyberPingu
Sep 15, 2013


If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.
His complete meltdown after the first Dallas game this year made me really sad for him...

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
Grown rear end babbies making millions of dollars whining about their lovely robot sociopath of a boss

I love pro football :allears:

Iodised QQ
Jul 23, 2004

speaking of EDP, here he is showing solidarity for Lane Johnson and his being overworked by imitating how he thinks Johnson reacts after a tough day of up tempo practice

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VnSMrgqOlxw&t=16s

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
I thought EDP didn't drink

Iodised QQ
Jul 23, 2004

based on how he took that shot I'm inclined to believe that it may have actually been his first

89
Feb 24, 2006

#worldchamps

Menamino posted:

based on how he took that shot I'm inclined to believe that it may have actually been his first

It was a Fireball shot.

Yeah, has to be his first shot ever if that's his reaction. Dat pussy eating him.

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

89 posted:

It was a Fireball shot.

Yeah, has to be his first shot ever if that's his reaction. Dat pussy eating him.
hahahahahahahha what a bitch

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.
my god imagine what a lifetime of Eagles games sober does to a man

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

I hear that Chip Kelly eats sweat pants while sitting in ice cream

CyberPingu
Sep 15, 2013


If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.

sweet thursday posted:

I hear that Chip Kelly eats sweat pants while sitting in ice cream

Vanilla ice cream

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

I heard that Chip Kelly sits on a pencil and tries to write poetry through him. All he's had so far is a perforated rear end in a top hat and violent diarrhea.

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

I heard Chip Kelly has spent the last 3 nights trying to get his tears to produce tiny Chip Kellys. So far there have been fantastic results: his ex-wife and in-laws are happy she left him

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

poo poo, now Chip's trying to get a dead horse to beat him. So far it's been giving him a lifetime of unhappiness

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

I'm gonna be sadder about EDP than I was about Robin Williams

a new study bible!
Feb 2, 2009



BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly


Is Philly going to hire Duce as the new HC?

The 7th Guest
Dec 17, 2003

no way would they make any hiring decision prior to the super bowl when they can't interview all the coordinators they'd like to right now

if they did it would be because roseman wants a patsy like York did with tomsula

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

WeLandedOnTheMoon! posted:

Is Philly going to hire Duce as the new HC?

He's probably the Rooney Rule guy to get that out of the way, but I hope he has an actual chance.

I know nothing about Duce other than his playing career but that made me like him.

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blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

Looks like his old job is gonna be opening up

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