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Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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if i defend her enough on the internet maybe she will go out with me

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hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010




wiffle ball bat posted:

after almost getting killed in a bar fight, getting pwned by the little practice droid, and almost getting killed by darth vader.. he did one thing right

he murdered his way through a deathstar, blew up some fighters and came back and blew up the entire space station :black101:

rey mind tricks a stormtrooper, pulls a sword out of the snow and kicks the butt of some lame poser.

wiffle ball bat
Oct 2, 2015

by Shine
he got by with a little help from his friends

hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010




so does rey though so i dunno how that changes anything... like she would of been 100% dead on the snow planet without finn.

poe is the real superstar. dude has witty quips, is an amazing pilot, magically survives death and blows up deathstar 3 but no one seems to mind him.

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

Fabricated posted:

Got a live one here

its you

Fabricated
Apr 9, 2007

Living the Dream

Fojar38 posted:

if i defend her enough on the internet maybe she will go out with me

it couldn't hurt your chances

wiffle ball bat
Oct 2, 2015

by Shine
yeah all 3 mains were boring and sucked. rey just gets most of the criticism imo because luke getting his poo poo together forcewise was basically the main story of the trilogy and she gets there in 5 minutes

Fabricated
Apr 9, 2007

Living the Dream

wiffle ball bat posted:

yeah all 3 mains were boring and sucked. rey just gets most of the criticism imo because luke getting his poo poo together forcewise was basically the main story of the trilogy and she gets there in 5 minutes

and luke still gets totally owned by the emperor in rotj

ahahah so much for your training loser

Digiwizzard
Dec 23, 2003


Pork Pro
i cant wait until the next star wars film, it will be great and have good qualities like music and likable characters.

Digiwizzard
Dec 23, 2003


Pork Pro
still frames of photographs will be shown in rapid succession giving the illusion that these likable characters are moving. we will be immersed in the star wars universe.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Disney taking over the Star Wars franchise has made Leia a Disney Princess....

Which means Han is also a Prince.

All in accordance with Mel Brooks Prophecy.

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

NecroMonster posted:

haha all women need to be protected

Well, otherwise I, Don Tacorleone, would rape them

Make no mistake

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

hemale in pain posted:

so does rey though so i dunno how that changes anything... like she would of been 100% dead on the snow planet without finn.

poe is the real superstar. dude has witty quips, is an amazing pilot, magically survives death and blows up deathstar 3 but no one seems to mind him.

Poe is clearly too short, a "man Let" if you will

Hometown Slime Queen
Oct 26, 2004

the GOAT
You're not allowed to dislike a character! SHE'S A WOMAN! SHEEEE'S A WOOOMAAANNN!!

unlimited shrimp
Aug 30, 2008
i think its ok to dislike rey as long as youre not a dumbass idiot who fails to apply the same standards to other characters

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

QUEEN CAUCUS posted:

You're not allowed to dislike a character! SHE'S A WOMAN! SHEEEE'S A WOOOMAAANNN!!

https://brorlandi.github.io/StarWarsIntroCreator/#!/K6xbBJmu5CNZflOKc44

unlimited shrimp
Aug 30, 2008
Did people freak out in the Harry Potter thread when a young, pre-Hogwarts Potter inexplicably talked to a snake & also teleported his fatass cousin on top of a building? You know, the scenes that showed he had great latent ability but little or no understanding of his power, and that he needed formal training to control his abilities and realize his full potential?

Fabricated
Apr 9, 2007

Living the Dream
i didn't read harry potter, it seemed kinda bad

TK-42-1
Oct 30, 2013

looks like we have a bad transmitter



The good thing about all this is that I didn't care for Rey's performance. That being said it has nothing to do with the fact she's female or anything else so get hosed nerds.

Fabricated
Apr 9, 2007

Living the Dream

TK-42-1 posted:

The good thing about all this is that I didn't care for Rey's performance. That being said it has nothing to do with the fact she's female or anything else so get hosed nerds.

i thought she was alright towards the beginning when she had Finn to play off of

unlimited shrimp
Aug 30, 2008
get this: it's about an orphan with a miserable childhood and a supernatural connection to a magical energy who's been marked by destiny for great things. under the guidance of one of the greatest wizards of all time, he learns the secrets of his tragic past.

Booty Pageant
Apr 20, 2012
wow they had iko uwais and there was no force kung fu???

Hometown Slime Queen
Oct 26, 2004

the GOAT
I thought it was cool in the beginning how he knew how to do a death curse right away and just killed his cousin in front of his screaming parents.

wiffle ball bat
Oct 2, 2015

by Shine

the trump tutelage posted:

Did people freak out in the Harry Potter thread when a young, pre-Hogwarts Potter inexplicably talked to a snake & also teleported his fatass cousin on top of a building? You know, the scenes that showed he had great latent ability but little or no understanding of his power, and that he needed formal training to control his abilities and realize his full potential?

he didnt really have great latent ability he was an average student with a couple +1s like snaketalking and bomb patronuses from having an evil wizard soul in his face.

Hometown Slime Queen
Oct 26, 2004

the GOAT
Harry Potter is good friends with black Hermione

Rabble
Dec 3, 2005

Pillbug

the trump tutelage posted:

get this: it's about an orphan with a miserable childhood and a supernatural connection to a magical energy who's been marked by destiny for great things. under the guidance of one of the greatest wizards of all time, he learns the secrets of his tragic past.

A total Mary Sue

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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i think that people are really overestimating how hard it is to mind trick someone

its a lovely parlor trick that usually fails. it failed on loving watto

and she was barely able to do it on a guy who had been conditioned from birth to follow orders

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

wiffle ball bat posted:

he didnt really have great latent ability he was an average student with a couple +1s like snaketalking and bomb patronuses from having an evil wizard soul in his face.

ahahahahahaha

wiffle ball bat
Oct 2, 2015

by Shine
she got a cute rear end imo

Hometown Slime Queen
Oct 26, 2004

the GOAT
If I ever saw her walking down the street I would yell "HEY MARY SUE!" at her and just lol at her reaction at getting owned so bad

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

wiffle ball bat posted:

she got a cute rear end imo



Couldn't find fitting heels for those mutant feet huh

I know that type of face, it's very Latina common, looks good until 29 and then...

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
---------------------------->

Don Tacorleone posted:

Couldn't find fitting heels for those mutant feet huh

I know that type of face, it's very Latina common, looks good until 29 and then...
:goonsay:

Fabricated
Apr 9, 2007

Living the Dream

Rabble posted:

A total Mary Sue
ahem i beleive the proper term is gary stu

FuturePastNow
May 19, 2014


I thought Rey was a little too good at everything, but instead of complaining about it I just hope Episode VIII has exposition on her childhood and explains how she became a genius mechanic and expert pilot who could could take out dudes with a staff.

Caesar Saladin
Aug 15, 2004

how about how harry potter pretty much saves the world by casting expelliarmus over and over again super OP dark wizards

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy

ArmZ posted:

ahahahahahaha

What? He's mostly right.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
http://www.nooooooooooooooo.com/

Chill la Chill
Jul 2, 2007

Don't lose your gay


FuturePastNow posted:

I thought Rey was a little too good at everything, but instead of complaining about it I just hope Episode VIII has exposition on her childhood and explains how she became a genius mechanic and expert pilot who could could take out dudes with a staff.
Apparently there's some concept art of Rey with an ugly ship that implies she made and possibly used it. Mix of XYB. Maybe they should've showed that? Would've been a nice set of throwbacks to add to the checklist and establishes competence with those skills (mechanic and pilot) and voila, not as (forbidden word) anymore. Parallels with Luke playing around with his Sky hopper too.

Lamebot
Sep 8, 2005

ロボ顔菌~♡

thathonkey posted:

Maybe retro means "in the style of the originals" but i dunno

He doesnt like the originals because he had to curb his vision.

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KennyLoggins
Dec 3, 2004
Welcome to the Danger Zone

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