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Droid gonorrhea.
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Jan 2, 2016 09:32
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ArmZ posted:prepare for incoming thumbs up or middle finger debate Actually, his droid dick
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NecroMonster posted:haha all women need to be protected Not anymore. The judge ordered me to wear a cowbell.
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s0m3 guy posted:wow they had iko uwais and there was no force kung fu??? he did nothing in man of tai chi either, does he get paid by the elbow jab or what
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Jan 2, 2016 18:01
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Looking forward to Daisy Ridley's raunchy lad's mag shoot in 5 years time when she decides to cast off the shackles of her conservative Disney image.
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Ex-Priest Tobin posted:Looking forward to Daisy Ridley's raunchy lad's mag shoot in 5 years time when she decides to cast off the shackles of her conservative Disney image. i'm more of a fan of naturalistic amateur stuff, so I'll hold out for the leaked cellphone nudes.
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Jan 2, 2016 18:11
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imo being a mary sue/infallible character/whatever you want to call it is not so much about what they do in the story (any character in a fantasy adventure story is going to pull off impossible stunts pretty much by definition) it's more about the character's attitude, like they never seem vulnerable or out of their depth i think all three of the tfa main characters had those moments of vulnerability. poe has one when kylo ren's torturing him. finn has one that lasts for pretty much the whole movie. rey has hers when she has her force nightmare in the cantina basement. that was enough for me to find her relatable instead of off-puttingly flawless. that's just me though
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Jan 2, 2016 18:20
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I liked when Rey pulled the wrong breakers in Solo's ship and totally hosed the situation.
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Jan 2, 2016 18:32
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FuturePastNow posted:I thought Rey was a little too good at everything, but instead of complaining about it I just hope Episode VIII has exposition on her childhood and explains how she became a genius mechanic and expert pilot who could could take out dudes with a staff. manipulated by the force / snoak / maybe luke?? wow so difficult to explain
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Jan 2, 2016 18:36
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FuhrerHat posted:manipulated by the force / snoak / maybe luke?? "like ben solo, your birth awakened the force. unbalanced it. threatened to destroy it. as the force's custodian, i merely induced harmony" snoak as an antihero give me money disney
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Jan 2, 2016 18:41
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oh no i missed another mary sue discussion? dammit !!!  The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit 2: On The Move > What if Star Wars the Force Awakens character "Rey" is actually a Mary Sue
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Jan 2, 2016 18:42
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I think Rey is Ben Kenobis grand daughter.
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Jan 2, 2016 20:08
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I also have a huge crush on Poe so I hope he and Finn continue hanging out and stoking that chemistry
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Toadvine posted:I also have a huge crush on Poe so I hope he and Finn continue hanging out and stroking that chemistry
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Jan 2, 2016 20:27
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this is black one, im going in
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Jan 2, 2016 20:28
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Taking it through the trench now, team leader. Encountering some hostile debris.
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Jan 2, 2016 20:36
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wow, just read through a few pages and I don't think there are enough  smilies in the cloud, or even the entire internet for this thread.the movie was awesome and the characters were all real good. except for that yellow yoda lady, didn't really care for her.
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Jan 2, 2016 20:55
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Otisburg posted:this is black one, im going in Don't resist the power of the ménage. Y Tu Mon Mothma Tambien.
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Jan 2, 2016 20:58
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Marvin Freeman posted:. except for that yellow yoda lady, didn't really care for her. wow racist
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Otisburg posted:wow racist She wasn't pretty enough for him to white knight.
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Marvin Freeman posted:wow, just read through a few pages and I don't think there are enough I can't believe you would say this, when we need more strong female characters now more than ever, you fuckin goon
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Jan 2, 2016 21:23
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I hate to be this guy (I don't) but... how the gently caress does the Milennium Falcon have a smaller turning circle than a TIE fighter? How was it MORE manoueverable in that chase? It being faster I could get, big engine, sure. But whaaaat.
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VagueRant posted:I hate to be this guy (I don't) but... If you don't rely on resistance for steering and instead just have your engine muscle the turns for you, there's no reason why the MF couldn't turn on a dime. it was a smuggler's ship. Maybe it was just custom specc'd
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Jan 2, 2016 21:34
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The Millenium Falcon is a Mary Sue.
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VagueRant posted:I hate to be this guy (I don't) but... because it had to ok
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Jan 2, 2016 21:56
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Toadvine posted:I think Rey is Ben Kenobis grand daughter. Luke, Leia, Ben Kenobi or even Lando are all too obvious. She's emperor Palpatine's grand/daughter.
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Jan 2, 2016 22:03
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She's a force baby like anikin
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Jan 2, 2016 22:14
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Supplanter posted:Luke, Leia, Ben Kenobi or even Lando are all too obvious. She's emperor Palpatine's grand/daughter. The movies were never exactly subtle.
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Jan 2, 2016 22:17
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They couldnt have been more obvious if theyd credited her as "rey skywalker" She's Luke's kid.  on it if you wanna dig this thread up next May.
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Jan 2, 2016 22:19
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wasnt lord stoat and some other guy anakins babydaddy
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Jan 2, 2016 22:20
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Rey is a rip off of Rei from Evangelion. I mean, look at their names and the fact that they're both young female characters with unique gifts. Disney's ripping off anime, again.
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Jan 2, 2016 22:21
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JediTalentAgent posted:Rey is a rip off of Rei from Evangelion. I mean, look at their names and the fact that they're both young female characters with unique gifts. thanks Disney and the matrix for giving us anime stuff to watch w/o having to be the kind of person who likes anime
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Otisburg posted:They couldnt have been more obvious if theyd credited her as "rey skywalker" She's Luke's kid. I still think Ben wiped her memories and stashed her on Jakku instead of slaughtering her with the rest of Luke's academy. The reason she's good at force stuff is that she's beginning to remember rather than just straight learning on the spot.
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TK-42-1 posted:I still think Ben wiped her memories and stashed her on Jakku instead of slaughtering her with the rest of Luke's academy. The reason she's good at force stuff is that she's beginning to remember rather than just straight learning on the spot. I think this is a dece theory that explains why she was left with a lovely garbage monster instead of a loved one. Also her flashback seems to show him protecting her from a death blow from another knight of Ren Ben can't bring himself to kill fam so he uses his sith brain magic to wipe her identity, drops her off on a crap world never to leave and splits the difference. Grieving Luke thinks he daughter dead and goes into hermitage,
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My guess. Luke had the academy, Ben was the oldest member, rey was still a child, like in the flashback. Snoke corrupts Ben with glory story of Vader. Ben confronts Luke. Luke tells Ben the stories, Ben can't come to terms that Vader reverted to Anakin or feels that Luke is just taking the piss with him. Snoke reinforces this belief, just like Palpitine did with Anakin. Ben goes Kylo, Anakins the Younglings, while Luke is out with his daughter, testing her in the ways of the force. Luke returns, sees that everything is repeating itself again and Yoda's himself off to the other world, but first tosses Rey onto Jakku for safe keeping, because he's seen the future in a force vision. I'd even bet that Luke has seen his own death in a force vision and understands that for the final "balance" to be struck in the force, this all has to happen.
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If Rey is Ben Kenobi's daughter and we can get Rey and Force Ewan McGregor (who carried the prequels really well) fighting alongside each other that'd be cool.
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I still have yet to see the movie, but I wonder if the Vader worship is maybe more a revisionist history by a lot of people in the Skywalker friends/family. "Oh, your grandpa... he was... Well, he did some bad stuff, but he was really a good guy. Listen to these stories of all the great stuff he did before he turned to the dark side. It's not his fault, he was really a good guy. You know, it was a different time, he meant well, don't worry about the bad stuff he did no matter what you hear about him..."VendaGoat posted:Luke returns, sees that everything is repeating itself again and Yoda's himself off to the other world, but first tosses Rey onto Jakku for safe keeping, because he's seen the future in a force vision. I'd even bet that Luke has seen his own death in a force vision and understands that for the final "balance" to be struck in the force, this all has to happen. Rey carves "No Fate" into the wood table with her lightsaber. It's not very subtle because no matter how elegant a weapon it is, it's not too good for detail work like that.
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JediTalentAgent posted:Rey carves "No Fate" into the wood table with her lightsaber. I'd love to see Disney's vision of the terminator series. It would also make Sarah Conner a Disney Princess, John a Prince and the Terminator would be the plucky side kick. 
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