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Melmac posted:Anyone post this yet? Amazingly, "Huntyr" doesn't even crack the top 3
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Making fun of black people names is so ingrained that I think a lot of people sincerely don't know how racist they are being.
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So misspelling a common white person name is what counts in this thread? I know white people named Malachi, Michaelea, & Theodore. One of my friends will give his son the middle name of Merlin. Personally I like classical antiquity names. Caesar, Hannibal, Hadrian, Athena, Persephone, Helen(a), Agamemnon.
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The Sphinxster posted:Making fun of black people names is so ingrained that I think a lot of people sincerely don't know how racist they are being. Especially when it hits the fever pitch of "my mom's friend's sister's neighbor's cousin is a nurse, and she delivered twin black babies named Orangejello and Lemonjello CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT?!"
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ive got the eastern european version of alexander but everyone just thinks my parents named me a special snowflake name in reality my dad just cant loving spell english words worth a poo poo and the spelling is irrelevant to the pronunciation in either language
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you were warned posted:Especially when it hits the fever pitch of "my mom's friend's sister's neighbor's cousin is a nurse, and she delivered twin black babies named Orangejello and Lemonjello CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT?!" Even crazier when someone claims they know the person who personally witnessed it. They want it to be true so badly. The dash don't be silent.
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Jan 2, 2016 20:17
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This is my son, Darlax XII Supreme Defender of the Second Federation
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Jan 2, 2016 20:18
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Have you met mein little furher? Adolf, come over here.
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Jan 2, 2016 20:20
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what if you accidentally name your child romulus thinking that you chose a regal, imperial sounding name then some fuckin nerds show up
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Pie-eyed woman living in a van with one flat tire, high all the time, slurring, full back unfinished tattoo she's trading handjobs for to her neighbor 200 yards away who lives in a half-buried school bus. Handjobs turn into immaculate conception, I guess, because suddenly, before her back tat is finished, along comes a very special boy named TADEN.
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Jan 2, 2016 20:25
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theres a whole chapter in freakonomics about those goofy black names thats kinda interesting but you need to take it with a bulldozer of salt like the rest of freakonomics
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Jan 2, 2016 20:25
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you know wats a beautiful name scylla like a flower, or something, right
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Jan 2, 2016 20:26
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I'm sure Penn Jillette's kids Moxie Crimefighter & Zolten Jillette hate him.
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Jan 2, 2016 20:26
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I'm a high earner so my kids need to have high earning names Jean Jacques Jean Luc Louis Sebastien
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Jan 2, 2016 20:29
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my idiot white trash cousin named her daughter "california justice". we live in california. i wish i was making this up.
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Jan 2, 2016 20:30
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Blue Raider posted:theres a whole chapter in freakonomics about those goofy black names thats kinda interesting but you need to take it with a bulldozer of salt like the rest of freakonomics man that book was all over the place when i was a teenager and i thought it was like... important. or at least interesting. when i was like 16-17 i saw it next to all of my grandparents bill o'reilly books and figured that it would probably be a massive waste of my time to read glad i wasn't wrong
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Jan 2, 2016 20:34
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the great deceiver posted:my idiot white trash cousin named her daughter "california justice". we live in california. i wish i was making this up. i know a girl that goes by 'cali' but their full name is callista and that is fuckin solid imo
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the great deceiver posted:my idiot white trash cousin named her daughter "california justice". we live in california. i wish i was making this up. What constitutes "California Justice?" Being excessive in regulations? Being bilingual? Having a cool top but a hot bottom?
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Jan 2, 2016 20:36
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Living in the back of an old garbage truck, Corey grew his hair long and painted his toenails. Raised in a hardcore S.C.U.M. commune, he'd had a hard time as a little boy. His many mothers left his testicles intact, however, and in time he managed to impregnate a 300-pound paranoid schizophrenic. Hark! The angels sing for baby KALI.
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Jan 2, 2016 20:41
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Android Bicyclist posted:What constitutes "California Justice?" Being excessive in regulations? Being bilingual? Having a cool top but a hot bottom? that was my first reaction too, i figured it was dangerous levels of overcrowding, poor psychiatric care and an unfair number of mexicans
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Jan 2, 2016 20:49
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nigga crab pollock posted:i know a girl that goes by 'cali' but their full name is callista and that is fuckin solid imo she's only 6 months old but the family has decided that we will all call her "callie" assuming she is not taken by CPS and has any idea who we are
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Blue Raider posted:theres a whole chapter in freakonomics about those goofy black names thats kinda interesting but you need to take it with a bulldozer of salt like the rest of freakonomics Their conclusion that stupid people give their kids dumb names isn't really groundbreaking or controversial. It just makes people uncomfortable to admit that sometimes, people are just idiots.
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Jan 2, 2016 20:51
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Just take a random boys name and give it to your girl. Boom, instant nouveau millennial poo poo. Eventually, girls will all be namedPeter and Jason and Frank. Parents will have to start naming their boys things like WarDog and Improvised Explosive Device.
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BigBoss posted:Their conclusion that stupid people give their kids dumb names isn't really groundbreaking or controversial. It just makes people uncomfortable to admit that sometimes, people are just idiots. basically yeah. iirc its takes what it thinks peoples assumptions are (dumb names hold you back in life) and expounds on it by saying that it isnt dumb names that hold you back but instead its coming from a household that would give a kid a dumb name. its kinda a truism i guess
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Jan 2, 2016 20:59
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In the gated community north of Phoenix called Anthem, McKinley and Stryker Feebs are underwater on their McMansion, but they know God will see them through. What happens when Stryker loses his job as a cop for shooting a homeless man? He fucks some good into the world to offset the bad. A blessed new addition named KAIXLEE
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Jan 2, 2016 20:59
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This is Barrington-Levy- and her little brother, Tazer!
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Maoist Pussy posted:This is Barrington-Levy- and her little brother, Tazer! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K_dwpUrWkE4
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A friend of mine recently griped about her friend Allyson's baby shower invitation, which specified that it was a potluck but please do not bring anything with gluten, nuts, cheese, chocolate, nitrites, sulfites, MSG, etc. etc. Which is basically the most millennial thing ever, but if my name were spelled Allyson, I'd be a loving mess, too.
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Jan 2, 2016 21:42
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Your friend should have brought those edible styrofoam packing peanuts in a bowl.
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Jan 2, 2016 21:43
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The food-purity thing is just a form of Brahmanism, right?
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Jan 2, 2016 21:44
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I want to name my kid "Ladies and Gentlemen," so when it gets into a ruckus I can say, "Ladies and Gentlemen, PLEASE!"
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I was born in 1984 and my first name is my fraternal grandmother's maiden last name and my middle name is my paternal grandmother's maiden last name. My parents were the first nouveau white people. My name is Sanderstein McDougle.
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Only the first sentence of that is true though. - Sanderstein McDougle, ESQ.
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Android Bicyclist posted:I'm sure Penn Jillette's kids Moxie Crimefighter & Zolten Jillette hate him.
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Jan 2, 2016 22:20
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i want to make a robert's rules of order joke but im not feeling particularly clever right now
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I saw a dude with the name "Cayde" tattooed on his forearm in that fancy script writing. I laughed.
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"California Justice" is the most Redding name in history especially if you say it like a voice over guy
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Hebrew/Judeo-Christian names or gtfo, also its cool to look for name patterns among ur ancestors and keep the tradition going plus they actually mean something and it's usually cool as gently caress (compared to dumb rear end native american names) The name Mary is a Hebrew baby name. In Hebrew the meaning of the name Mary is: Wished-for child; rebellion; bitter The name Michael is a Hebrew baby name. In Hebrew the meaning of the name Michael is: Who is like God? The name Jacob is a Hebrew baby name. In Hebrew the meaning of the name Jacob is: He grasps the heel. The name Daniel is a Hebrew baby name. In Hebrew the meaning of the name Daniel is: God is my Judge. see what i mean? Romance language names are the same thing but sometimes they sound much cooler! However - pls don't go naming ur kid Antonio if they are sans any Latin blood and so on Michael is also one of the greatest names for identifying morons due to misspelling, there are a few other names like this but that prob the prime example due the popularity and frequency of loving it up. I had a great grand uncle named Ambrose, which was derived from the Greek name Ambrosios meaning "immortal" according to google...despite this such a name today would really be best used as a middle name if at all Mariana Horchata fucked around with this message at 23:30 on Jan 2, 2016 |
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I was very nearly named Amos.
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