I banned from Jack in the Box

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Mr. Meagles: Apr 30, 2004; Out here, everything hurts

i like jack in the box because tacos are like a side dish that come between your main burger, and your tier 2 side which is fries

# ? Jan 3, 2016 20:38

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# ? Apr 29, 2024 13:51

Nathilus: Apr 4, 2002; I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

Tom Gorman posted:

i like jack in the box because tacos are like a side dish that come between your main burger, and your tier 2 side which is fries

I like jitb tacos which always surprises me. There salsa isnt even spicy and im pretty sure the taco meat is in no way or form meat. But they still good. Weird.

# ? Jan 3, 2016 20:41

Wicker Man: Sep 5, 2007; Just like Columbus...; Clapping Larry

Universe Master posted:

I jacked in the box.

For real though, they got some tasty stuff that isn't curly fries. How can you be mad at curly fries?

# ? Jan 3, 2016 20:43

nullEntityRNG: Jun 23, 2010; Mostly pseudo-random.

So we didn't have Jack in the box in the south, so I decided, when moving north, to give it a shot.

Food poisoning.

A few weeks later I was in a rush to get to work and decided to give it another shot.

Food poisoning.

I say you're better off op

# ? Jan 3, 2016 20:55

several friends: Apr 7, 2015

CarpetScooter posted:

"poo poo, dog," I said,coming to the realization that what I do has an effect on the lives of others

Don't sign your posts :smug:

# ? Jan 3, 2016 20:57

Nathilus: Apr 4, 2002; I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

nullEntityRNG posted:

So we didn't have Jack in the box in the south, so I decided, when moving north, to give it a shot.

Food poisoning.

A few weeks later I was in a rush to get to work and decided to give it another shot.

Food poisoning.

I say you're better off op

I hate when people get a widdle bitty tummy ache and call it food poisoning. Trust me, you'll know when you get real food poisoning. You'll ponder the condition at length over the days you live in your bath tub because you can't stop shooting matter out of both ends for long enough to do anything else.

# ? Jan 3, 2016 20:58

MiracleWhale: Jun 30, 2015

Nathilus posted:

I hate when people get a widdle bitty tummy ache and call it food poisoning. Trust me, you'll know when you get real food poisoning. You'll ponder the condition at length over the days you live in your bath tub because you can't stop shooting matter out of both ends for long enough to do anything else.

truth

# ? Jan 3, 2016 20:59

extra stout: Feb 24, 2005; ISILDUR's ERR

CarpetScooter posted:

"poo poo, dog," I said,coming to the realization that what I do has an effect on the lives of others, "you live at Jack in the Box?"

This line loving killed me lmao, 5

# ? Jan 3, 2016 21:00

Wicker Man: Sep 5, 2007; Just like Columbus...; Clapping Larry

Nathilus posted:

I hate when people get a widdle bitty tummy ache and call it food poisoning. Trust me, you'll know when you get real food poisoning. You'll ponder the condition at length over the days you live in your bath tub because you can't stop shooting matter out of both ends for long enough to do anything else.

Ate one fry after 10+ years eating home made foods. Started projectile vomiting for 5 hours.

# ? Jan 3, 2016 21:04

nullEntityRNG: Jun 23, 2010; Mostly pseudo-random.

Nathilus posted:

I hate when people get a widdle bitty tummy ache and call it food poisoning. Trust me, you'll know when you get real food poisoning. You'll ponder the condition at length over the days you live in your bath tub because you can't stop shooting matter out of both ends for long enough to do anything else.

You are right and I am sorry. I am filled win lies of shooting watery poo poo juice for hours after eating said meals.

# ? Jan 3, 2016 21:05

MiracleWhale: Jun 30, 2015

how is babby made?

Wicker Man posted:

10+ years eating home made foods

# ? Jan 3, 2016 21:06

Nathilus: Apr 4, 2002; I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

nullEntityRNG posted:

You are right and I am sorry. I am filled win lies of shooting watery poo poo juice for hours after eating said meals.

Well thanks for being self aware enough to own up to your massive hyperbole at least!

# ? Jan 3, 2016 21:12

schmitty9800: Feb 10, 2003

Lamebot posted:

ah whoops. that video isnt funny.

at least you figured out where the OP stole the idea for this thread from

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# ? Jan 3, 2016 21:17

schmitty9800: Feb 10, 2003

Wicker Man posted:

Ate one fry after 10+ years eating home made foods. Started projectile vomiting for 5 hours.

Very difficult to make fries at home. Potatoes and oil, hard stuff.

# ? Jan 3, 2016 21:18

the fart question: Mar 21, 2007; College Slice

poo poo dog

# ? Jan 3, 2016 21:18

Chief McHeath: Apr 23, 2002

gender illusionist posted:

poo poo dog

Pretty much Sonic.

# ? Jan 3, 2016 22:05

Jeffrey of YOSPOS: Dec 22, 2005; GET LOSE, YOU CAN'T COMPARE WITH MY POWERS

drunk as gently caress at best buy

# ? Jan 3, 2016 22:10

Mariana Horchata: Jun 30, 2008; College Slice

its ok op u can still make ur own 'jack in the box' at home :unsmith:

# ? Jan 3, 2016 22:12

Burt Sexual: Jan 26, 2006; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Switchblade Switcharoo

CarpetScooter posted:

I hate signs. Everything from "Keep off the Grass" to "Stop" has always been like a peeled grape in your shirt; It's frustrating, but everyone has to deal with it. A category of signs that bother me even more are the handwritten-signs. "Smile, you're on camera!" or "I bought this milk" just triggers me. Usually I can keep my strong hatred for signs under wraps.

I was at a Jack in the Box yesterday, just using the bathroom. There was a scrawled sign on the women's room door that read;

"The Women's Room is for Women Only,
NO MEN ALLOWED
Thanks,
--the mgnt"

I don't care a great deal about other people. My interests mostly covers signs. Gender roles is a conversation for people less sign-oriented than myself. I don't know what prompted the sign to be penned. I imagine it was either a cis-man or a transgender woman who had to poop; both of these hypothetical people are totally justified in my mind by using the bathroom.

So I took the sign down. The manager saw. He asked me why, and I said "Here's the thing, gently caress your sign-"

"gently caress my sign?!" He rudely interrupted me. If he was more considerate I would have finished my thought with a well-articulated argument as to why his sign was hosed. "How would you feel if I came into your home and took down the things on your walls?"

"poo poo, dog," I said,coming to the realization that what I do has an effect on the lives of others, "you live at Jack in the Box?"

So I'm banned from that Jack in the Box for three weeks. That's my cool story. Where should I poop now that I'm banned from the Jack in the Box on Parmer?

Are you gender fluid or in a polyamours relationship?

# ? Jan 3, 2016 22:18

MiracleWhale: Jun 30, 2015

the special sauce in jack in the box hamburgers is gender fluid

# ? Jan 3, 2016 22:20

CarpetScooter: Dec 28, 2015

Some of you are funnier than others. Most of you aren't. All but one, really.

# ? Jan 4, 2016 02:21

WatermelonGun: May 7, 2009

Whenever I poo poo my pants it looks like jack in the box taco meat

# ? Jan 4, 2016 06:29

nextlevelstart: Feb 26, 2015

neato burrito posted:

Signs, signs everywhere a sign, loving up the scenery, clouding my mind, do this, don't do that, can't you read the sign?

That part where he writes his own sign completely contradicting his anti-sign mentality.

I'm alive and doing fine.
Ha! Take that GOD!

# ? Jan 4, 2016 06:51

Nut to Butt: Apr 13, 2009; by FactsAreUseless

im KOS at target

# ? Jan 4, 2016 07:09

Kitsunegari: Aug 5, 2013

Only jack in the box I ever saw was closed and overgrown with jungle foliage in Hawaii
In short I never got to taste any Jack in the Box

# ? Jan 4, 2016 16:51

a misanthrope: Jun 21, 2010

woah woah woah op what the gently caress is this about peeled grapes in my shirt?

# ? Jan 4, 2016 17:56

ClamdestineBoyster: Aug 15, 2015; Can't post for 10 years!

Kitsunegari posted:

Only jack in the box I ever saw was closed and overgrown with jungle foliage in Hawaii
In short I never got to taste any Jack in the Box

They are legally allowed to have a certain amount of bugs and feces in their burger meat. :colbert:

# ? Jan 4, 2016 18:01

Moridin920: Nov 15, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

Wicker Man posted:

Ate one fry after 10+ years eating home made foods. Started projectile vomiting for 5 hours.

lol what a pussy

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

They are legally allowed to have a certain amount of bugs and feces in their burger meat.

so is everyone else

# ? Jan 4, 2016 18:05

Klyith: Aug 3, 2007; GBS Pledge Week

nullEntityRNG posted:

So we didn't have Jack in the box in the south, so I decided, when moving north, to give it a shot.

Food poisoning.

A few weeks later I was in a rush to get to work and decided to give it another shot.

Food poisoning.

I say you're better off op

nullEntityRNG posted:

You are right and I am sorry. I am filled win lies of shooting watery poo poo juice for hours after eating said meals.

i believe you. someone in my family was a state epidemiologist for a long time. epidemiologists working for the state end up dealing with food poisoning and food-transmitted diseases in lovely restaurants for like 90% of their job. he always told us to avoid jack in the box.

people who defend the sanitary conditions of jack in the box and say it never gives them problems are like third world inhabitants who don't understand why the tourists complain about massive diarrhea from their food. yeah guy you've just become adapted to eating contaminated food.

# ? Jan 4, 2016 18:13

Moridin920: Nov 15, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

Klyith posted:

i believe you. someone in my family was a state epidemiologist for a long time. epidemiologists working for the state end up dealing with food poisoning and food-transmitted diseases in lovely restaurants for like 90% of their job. he always told us to avoid jack in the box.

people who defend the sanitary conditions of jack in the box and say it never gives them problems are like third world inhabitants who don't understand why the tourists complain about massive diarrhea from their food. yeah guy you've just become adapted to eating contaminated food.

This seems weird though because surely the sanitation of individual Jack in the Box's is entirely dependent on the franchisee owner. For all you know some douche owns a bunch of Jack's near where that dude works and they're all just shittily run roach holes.

Like sure there are some particular Jack's or whatever that will gently caress your poo poo up every time but there are others that are totally fine. That's not exactly new information to anyone.

# ? Jan 4, 2016 18:22

CarpetScooter: Dec 28, 2015

Drink Cheerwine posted:

im KOS at target

Or some say Kosm

# ? Jan 4, 2016 18:27

givepatajob: Apr 8, 2003; One finds that this is the best of all possible worlds.

This is the best thing I have ever seen hanging at a fast-food joint and I've considered trying to steal it.

# ? Jan 4, 2016 18:36

Moridin920: Nov 15, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

Give Pat a Job posted:

This is the best thing I have ever seen hanging at a fast-food joint and I've considered trying to steal it.

lol that's awesome

imparting The Wisdom sounds culty as hell

# ? Jan 4, 2016 18:40

TacticalUrbanHomo: Aug 17, 2011; by Lowtax

CarpetScooter posted:

I hate signs. Everything from "Keep off the Grass" to "Stop" has always been like a peeled grape in your shirt; It's frustrating, but everyone has to deal with it. A category of signs that bother me even more are the handwritten-signs. "Smile, you're on camera!" or "I bought this milk" just triggers me. Usually I can keep my strong hatred for signs under wraps.

I was at a Jack in the Box yesterday, just using the bathroom. There was a scrawled sign on the women's room door that read;

"The Women's Room is for Women Only,
NO MEN ALLOWED
Thanks,
--the mgnt"

I don't care a great deal about other people. My interests mostly covers signs. Gender roles is a conversation for people less sign-oriented than myself. I don't know what prompted the sign to be penned. I imagine it was either a cis-man or a transgender woman who had to poop; both of these hypothetical people are totally justified in my mind by using the bathroom.

So I took the sign down. The manager saw. He asked me why, and I said "Here's the thing, gently caress your sign-"

"gently caress my sign?!" He rudely interrupted me. If he was more considerate I would have finished my thought with a well-articulated argument as to why his sign was hosed. "How would you feel if I came into your home and took down the things on your walls?"

"poo poo, dog," I said,coming to the realization that what I do has an effect on the lives of others, "you live at Jack in the Box?"

So I'm banned from that Jack in the Box for three weeks. That's my cool story. Where should I poop now that I'm banned from the Jack in the Box on Parmer?

why did zimboe make another account

# ? Jan 4, 2016 19:30

MiracleWhale: Jun 30, 2015

Give Pat a Job posted:

This is the best thing I have ever seen hanging at a fast-food joint and I've considered trying to steal it.

it looks a lot like he's cribbing the wisdom off that soda cup

# ? Jan 4, 2016 19:30

SLICK GOKU BABY: Jun 12, 2001; Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls

I got fired from Jack in the Box for jackin it in the box.

# ? Jan 4, 2016 19:33

Tenzarin: Jul 24, 2007; .; Taco Defender

pizzhut has a value menu now, suck it fast food

# ? Jan 4, 2016 20:15

Eelface: Jul 23, 2002

live in a place so cool that you have no fast food then only go to fast food when your parents are in town

# ? Jan 4, 2016 20:18

Stunt_enby: Feb 6, 2010; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

CarpetScooter posted:

I hate signs. Everything from "Keep off the Grass" to "Stop" has always been like a peeled grape in your shirt; It's frustrating, but everyone has to deal with it.

you typed this thinking it would be funny, but it's not. it's just bland generic white-noise le random humor.

# ? Jan 4, 2016 20:19

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MiracleWhale: Jun 30, 2015

Stuntman posted:

you typed this thinking it would be funny, but it's not. it's just bland generic white-noise le random humor.

imagine someone quoted you and said the same thing about your post, and then someone quoted them and did the same thing, on and on, an infinite regress

# ? Jan 4, 2016 20:34

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