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I hate signs. Everything from "Keep off the Grass" to "Stop" has always been like a peeled grape in your shirt; It's frustrating, but everyone has to deal with it. A category of signs that bother me even more are the handwritten-signs. "Smile, you're on camera!" or "I bought this milk" just triggers me. Usually I can keep my strong hatred for signs under wraps. I was at a Jack in the Box yesterday, just using the bathroom. There was a scrawled sign on the women's room door that read; "The Women's Room is for Women Only, NO MEN ALLOWED Thanks, --the mgnt" I don't care a great deal about other people. My interests mostly covers signs. Gender roles is a conversation for people less sign-oriented than myself. I don't know what prompted the sign to be penned. I imagine it was either a cis-man or a transgender woman who had to poop; both of these hypothetical people are totally justified in my mind by using the bathroom. So I took the sign down. The manager saw. He asked me why, and I said "Here's the thing, gently caress your sign-" "gently caress my sign?!" He rudely interrupted me. If he was more considerate I would have finished my thought with a well-articulated argument as to why his sign was hosed. "How would you feel if I came into your home and took down the things on your walls?" "poo poo, dog," I said,coming to the realization that what I do has an effect on the lives of others, "you live at Jack in the Box?" So I'm banned from that Jack in the Box for three weeks. That's my cool story. Where should I poop now that I'm banned from the Jack in the Box on Parmer? CarpetScooter fucked around with this message at 16:40 on Jan 3, 2016 |
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Poop outside, take a picture, and post it itt
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Jan 3, 2016 16:43
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I jacked in the box.
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Jan 3, 2016 16:44
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That Jack in the box. Preferably in front of the manager. Edit: and in the women's room.
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Jan 3, 2016 16:45
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Be a cheeky Dick OP
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Jan 3, 2016 16:46
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way to take a stand at a fast food joint. you really stuck it to the man. Power to the people. transqueers piss where they want to in 2016.
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Jan 3, 2016 16:47
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not going to jack in the box for 3 weeks is a good idea anyway
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Jan 3, 2016 16:47
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Also leave a nasty letter on the women's room door informing the manager on how to get its privilege checked.
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Jan 3, 2016 16:49
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Your gonna have a lot of cum on your burger if they are holding it for 3 weeks.
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Jan 3, 2016 17:16
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sounds like someone had a jack between their box and went into the womens room to me.
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Jan 3, 2016 17:22
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Cool NIN Shirt posted:Poop outside, take a picture, and post it itt i think that's what he did
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Jan 3, 2016 17:23
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Why did you took there sign, OP? 
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Jan 3, 2016 17:24
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op is gonna be eating more macaroni and cheese than usual for the next 3 weeks.
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Jan 3, 2016 17:37
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I post signs in businesses telling people to do or not do retarded poo poo. I sign them, "the mgt". People think they are from management but have no idea that I am a midget and have just mindfucked them. 
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Nathilus posted:I post signs in businesses telling people to do or not do retarded poo poo. I sign them, "the mgt". People think they are from management but have no idea that I am a midget and have just mindfucked them. remember how every 90s comedy had a character called "Mr. Big" that wasn't revealed until the third act, and when he was, it was always a midget
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Nathilus posted:I post signs in businesses telling people to do or not do retarded poo poo. I sign them, "the mgt". People think they are from management but have no idea that I am a midget and have just mindfucked them. Um, nobody reads signs with their knees dude.
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Jan 3, 2016 17:51
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Breaking News: Jack in the Box linked to autism. More at 11!
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Jan 3, 2016 18:22
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Signs, signs everywhere a sign, loving up the scenery, clouding my mind, do this, don't do that, can't you read the sign? I saw the the sign, it opened up my mind and I feel happy now, living without you, oh ooh oh.
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Jan 3, 2016 18:46
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SA should be more like jack in the box if you know what i mean
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Jan 3, 2016 18:47
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Universe Master posted:I jacked in the box. lmao
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Jan 3, 2016 19:17
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Uncle Wemus posted:SA should be more like jack in the box if you know what i mean i do.
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Jan 3, 2016 19:18
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that sign was definitely put in place because some dude went in there and started masturbating. any business with public restrooms have to deal with that poo poo on a regular basis. i dunno what it is about public restrooms that brings out the crazy in people, but there you go.
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Jan 3, 2016 19:37
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Serious Frolicking posted:that sign was definitely put in place because some dude went in there and started masturbating. any business with public restrooms have to deal with that poo poo on a regular basis. i dunno what it is about public restrooms that brings out the crazy in people, but there you go. We had a serial jizzer at a place where I used to work, who'd come in and shoot a massive load in the toilet then just leave it there. Never figured out who it was. Good times
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Jan 3, 2016 19:44
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Use your hatred of signs to empower you and hurt Jack in the Box. Post signs at all the other burger joints that Jack in the Box suxxxxxx.
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Jan 3, 2016 19:48
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PinkoBastard posted:We had a serial jizzer at a place where I used to work, who'd come in and shoot a massive load in the toilet then just leave it there. Never figured out who it was. Good times Better than a cereal jizzer who sneaks cum balls into your Raisin Bran.
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Jan 3, 2016 19:49
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Fc2Y1wxne8
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Jan 3, 2016 19:53
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ah whoops. that video isnt funny.
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Jan 3, 2016 19:58
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did you see that movie signs where that guy collects jars of cum and everyone thinks it's gross but then it turns out that the only thing that can defeat the aliens is cum jars
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Jan 3, 2016 20:06
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The only reasonable thing to do is to have a friend sneak a photo of the manager, then plaster the area with fliers that are all like "Caution: Have you seen this known Pedophile?"
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Jan 3, 2016 20:15
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Serious Frolicking posted:that sign was definitely put in place because some dude went in there and started masturbating. any business with public restrooms have to deal with that poo poo on a regular basis. i dunno what it is about public restrooms that brings out the crazy in people, but there you go. if that's the reason why they're going in there, I'm sure any sign would be about as effective as a "Gun-Free Zone" sign
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Jan 3, 2016 20:23
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I use the men's room from time to time because the lines are always too long at the women's restroom
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Jan 3, 2016 20:24
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imo separation of restrooms by gender is ridiculous and that's why i should be allowed to wank in the women's restroom without some fuckin sign tryin to make me feel bad about it
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Jan 3, 2016 20:26
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EXTREME INSERTION posted:I use the men's room from time to time because the lines are always too long at the women's restroom are you suuuuuure it's not because you want to surreptitiously look a guys' dicks? I mean, that's a reasonable assumption to make, right?
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Jan 3, 2016 20:26
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MiracleWhale posted:imo separation of restrooms by gender is ridiculous and that's why i should be allowed to wank in the women's restroom without some fuckin sign tryin to make me feel bad about it Maybe you are the reason the lines are so god drat long you rear end in a top hat
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Jan 3, 2016 20:26
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MiracleWhale posted:imo separation of restrooms by gender is ridiculous and that's why i should be allowed to wank in the women's restroom without some fuckin sign tryin to make me feel bad about it well you're half right, but it's a "restroom" not a "wankroom" so you should probably save that poo poo for the privacy of your own home like a reasonable human being
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Jan 3, 2016 20:27
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EXTREME INSERTION posted:I use the men's room from time to time because the lines are always too long at the women's restroom I use the women's room because when you pee on the seat in the men's room, there's less than a 50% chance someone will sit in it.
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Jan 3, 2016 20:28
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EXTREME INSERTION posted:Maybe you are the reason the lines are so god drat long you rear end in a top hat it's the whole pull down your pants and hover thing and that's what I'm wanking about in there
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Jan 3, 2016 20:29
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Frankenstyle posted:I use the women's room because when you pee on the seat in the men's room, there's less than a 50% chance someone will sit in it. you ever been responsible for cleaning a women's room? I think they know how to deal with pee on the seat
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Jan 3, 2016 20:30
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MiracleWhale posted:you ever been responsible for cleaning Haha, no. That's why I keep getting remarried.
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Frankenstyle posted:Haha, no. That's why I keep getting remarried. 
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