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*curls in squat rack* *sips a large vanilla mocha latte cappucino espresso from starbucks on the elliptical* *warms up with bar, squats 225 with a 1 inch range of motion* *presses 45lb dumbells, drop it like its hot, and bounces it halfway across the room* *is an old guy prominetly displaying his balls everywhere possible* *sits on the pec deck texting for half an hour* *grunts curling 15's* *wears a slit shirt so you can see my gut* *takes selfies with the flash on after every excercise* alt thread title: things i have witnessed since jan 1st i spotted a lesbian who benched 225 yesterday tho so that was cool.
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# ? Jan 6, 2016 18:51 |
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# ? Apr 28, 2024 22:01 |
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*posts first then uses all the machines incorrectly*
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# ? Jan 6, 2016 18:53 |
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*goes to the internet to complain about people at the gym*
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# ? Jan 6, 2016 18:53 |
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does a exercise wrong
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# ? Jan 6, 2016 18:53 |
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Parallax Scroll posted:does a exercise wrong
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# ? Jan 6, 2016 18:55 |
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hahaha yeah gently caress anyone who tries to get in shape
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# ? Jan 6, 2016 18:55 |
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*tries to improve self after the busy holiday season*
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# ? Jan 6, 2016 18:55 |
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*looks for dudes to blow in the locker room*
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# ? Jan 6, 2016 18:55 |
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*is afraid to ask for help from more seasoned members because of all the glares and snide remarks* *goes home discouraged* *dies of cardiac arrest 4 months later*
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# ? Jan 6, 2016 18:56 |
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Lets work hard and improve ourselves for a better tomorrow
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# ? Jan 6, 2016 18:56 |
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*drinks a beer after working out* (i do this irl)
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# ? Jan 6, 2016 19:00 |
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Chinatown posted:*drinks a beer after working out* Never tastes better.
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# ? Jan 6, 2016 19:01 |
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To be fair, the old guy with his balls out is there everyday.
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# ? Jan 6, 2016 19:04 |
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Chinatown posted:*drinks a beer after working out* Groke posted:Never tastes better.
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# ? Jan 6, 2016 19:06 |
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lol if you dont go commando when working out
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# ? Jan 6, 2016 19:06 |
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I give out free unprovoked workout advice to people bigger than me.
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# ? Jan 6, 2016 19:09 |
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*spends 45 minutes on exercise bike soft pedaling while reading fantasy novel* *will be fat forever*
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# ? Jan 6, 2016 19:09 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l_vqFq7J9vs
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# ? Jan 6, 2016 19:11 |
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*does half a set and sits in the leg machine for 30 minutes* nautilus: we make chairs for fat people
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# ? Jan 6, 2016 19:12 |
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"hey bro have you heard of NOXPLODE? i can lift like DOUBLE now dude"
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# ? Jan 6, 2016 19:12 |
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*turns life around and enjoys health and happiness*
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# ? Jan 6, 2016 19:15 |
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i was gonna start working out but people are hella judgmental so i guess not
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# ? Jan 6, 2016 19:22 |
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gently caress it's so inconsiderate of those people to want to make a new life for themselves and finally find the motivation to do it after all this time. It sure would be GAY to encourage them, right guys??
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# ? Jan 6, 2016 19:24 |
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# ? Jan 6, 2016 19:25 |
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Matoi Ryuko posted:gently caress it's so inconsiderate of those people to want to make a new life for themselves and finally find the motivation to do it after all this time. It sure would be GAY to encourage them, right guys??
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# ? Jan 6, 2016 19:26 |
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We should all strive to be as economic as this man.
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# ? Jan 6, 2016 19:26 |
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I'm the dork reading this years /fit/ comic in the locker room and giggling to himself
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# ? Jan 6, 2016 19:28 |
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brings nintendo 3ds so i can play video games on the treadmill
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# ? Jan 6, 2016 19:38 |
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I lock my knees while jerking too much weight around in a twisting motion. I am seriously injured.
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# ? Jan 6, 2016 19:42 |
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# ? Jan 6, 2016 19:44 |
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Fittin this whole pizza slice in my mouth
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# ? Jan 6, 2016 19:44 |
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Fishy Joe posted:Fittin this whole pizza slice in my mouth u gotta have goals
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# ? Jan 6, 2016 19:46 |
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Hot Jam posted:I lock my knees while jerking too much weight around in a twisting motion. I am seriously injured. rip
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# ? Jan 6, 2016 19:47 |
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# ? Jan 6, 2016 19:50 |
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*kips the way to a shoulder dislocation*
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# ? Jan 6, 2016 19:51 |
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i wish i was the ball.
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# ? Jan 6, 2016 19:55 |
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*gets stuck on prone leg curl machine* oh no haha i'm stuck oh no haha uh oh! oh no my pants fell down! oh god i'm so vulnerable haha. i hope no one puts their dick in my rear end! even though it would be soooo easy cause i'm stuck here haha
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# ? Jan 6, 2016 19:58 |
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dreezy posted:i wish i was the ball. spurrrrrrierrrr
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# ? Jan 6, 2016 20:01 |
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Chinatown posted:*looks for dudes to blow in the locker room*
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# ? Jan 6, 2016 20:18 |
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# ? Apr 28, 2024 22:01 |
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all the gym threads in GBS has taught me is that gyms are stupid wastes of money and that the people who go to them are, universally, terrible, just for a variety of reasons thanks for the helpful insights
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# ? Jan 6, 2016 20:21 |