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Jetfire
Apr 29, 2008
One Versus All!

*fifteen minutes of rest holds*

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Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
roman wrestles 30 men while either sitting or laying down

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION
Apparently Stardust really hates Roman. Who knew

nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

Intruder posted:

KO winning here would be amazing

I'm imagining a botch where Roman gets knocked out and the ref shoot counts the 3

Lord Chumley
May 14, 2007

Embrace your destiny.

Blaise330 posted:

Apparently Stardust really hates Roman. Who knew

Breeze as well.

Go RV!
Jun 19, 2008

Uglier on the inside.

KO for champ

Tweak
Jul 28, 2003

or dont whatever








this should have just been a lumberjack match, it would have been the exact same thing except the heels outside could have also been involved

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Owens getting the yays hahahaha

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
fat sloppy guy vs kevin owens

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

Jetfire posted:

One Versus All!

*fifteen minutes of rest holds*

Ragnarok the Red
Jun 21, 2002

The Singing Chav posted:

This isn't making Roman look strong. He should be slaughtering multiple people in this time frame not rest holding it up with fatty. (And yes, KO is rad but this is dumb)

On the flip side Owens is one of the few legitimate heels they have and with Cena's injury is probably the most logical dude to face Brock (if he's not in the title match with Roman) or Undertaker, so it's probably good to keep him kind of strong for that.

Fat Lowtax
Nov 9, 2008


"I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"


One Versus Y'all

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
Jesus this really is a Cena match isn't it

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

NowonSA posted:

Steph and New Day have great chemistry, please put them in more things together.

Remember the time they had Steph cow the New Day despite the fact they were the same alignment?

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

Gave KO a Kevin Nash boot there.

BWV
Feb 24, 2005


this whole match is dumb but i really like watching Kevin Owens do anything. His dizzy face sell is real great

Lord Chumley
May 14, 2007

Embrace your destiny.
why is breeze here?

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

hahaha could barely lift Breeze

Roman Reigns
Aug 23, 2007

rip Tyler Breeze

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Poor Tyler :sigh:

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

NowonSA posted:

Steph and New Day have great chemistry, please put them in more things together.

garbage can, the toilet, a box with postage to Abu Dhabi,

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
holy poo poo roman reigns is a loving sham

NowonSA
Jul 19, 2013

I am the sexiest poster in the world!
Haha, the poweeeer and Roman gets breeze halfway up and pauses.

Tweak
Jul 28, 2003

or dont whatever








finally

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

Why is this just barely happening now?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Lord Chumley posted:

why is breeze here?

He's a heel.... also he's small enough for Roman to do a power move on.

Erebus
Jul 13, 2001

Okay... Keep your head, Steve boy...

nooneofconsequence posted:

I'm imagining a botch where Roman gets knocked out and the ref shoot counts the 3

I'm imagining a botch where Roman tries the one arm deadlift again and hunches and strains so hard a disc in his spinal column shoots out like the TMNT pizza thrower

Tweak
Jul 28, 2003

or dont whatever








haha i really hope breeze sand bagged him but i'm pretty sure that's roman being weak and also super gassed

Food Court Druid
Jul 17, 2007

Boredom is always counter-revolutionary. Always.
So much for Roman's family

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

Corporate Kane posted:

holy poo poo roman reigns is a loving sham

Uuuhhhh yeah?

is pepsi ok
Oct 23, 2002

this is what you get for not helping dean.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

Corporate Kane posted:

fat sloppy guy vs kevin owens

tecnocrat
Oct 5, 2003
Struggling to keep his sanity.



The black guys get in the ring, and it's a mugging all of a sudden.

Tweak
Jul 28, 2003

or dont whatever








i am glad at least dean isn't here to help when roman bailed on him earlier

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
WATCH OUT KOFI IT'S BROCK

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Jiro posted:

Why is this just barely happening now?

Whether you think it's a good idea or not, it's always been pretty consistent that Vince will stack the decks hugely against faces but still feels obligated to at least create the facade of some kind of fairness, even if it is blatantly obvious how he is screwing over the hero.

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Corporate Kane posted:

fat sloppy guy vs kevin owens

lol

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
Roman looked really strong

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

loving finally. Anti Hero turn for Brock.

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Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop
Like seriously, why bother with the song and dance?

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