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Aunt Teefa
Mar 17, 2015


Tyrannosaurus posted:

Deshaun Watson played a helluva football game.

Jake Coker is a National Championship quarterback. Watson "played a helluva game."

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LeeMajors
Jan 20, 2005

I've gotta stop fantasizing about Lee Majors...
Ah, one more!


Scarf posted:

"Not many people thought this team could do it."

Shut the gently caress up nick

gently caress nick in his stupid, magical dwarf rear end in a top hat

Lessail
Apr 1, 2011

:cry::cry:
tell me how vgk aren't playing like shit again
:cry::cry:
p.s. help my grapes are so sour!
ncaa offseason: gently caress it bama will win it all again anyway

The 7th Guest
Dec 17, 2003

nick saban is happy about the win but his first act will be to fire lane kiffin because the offense actually snaps the ball with time left on the play clock which is not pure bama ball

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
"IOU We owe you our best. Except no paychecks gently caress you"

lamentable dustman
Apr 13, 2007

🏆🏆🏆

Boosted_C5 posted:

I am a proud South Carolinian and I am happy as hell right now, along with 1/2 the state. My GameCocks are spared a Clemson national title reign of terror in this state, and my white-trash idiot SEC homerism is validated with a now 9-2 bowl season, 3 more wins than any other conference has ever mustered.

i guess your colors are kinda like Alabama's

CraigK
Nov 4, 2008

by exmarx

:salt:

BloodyO
Aug 24, 2011
Excellent game never really got to see Watson play this year and I'm glad I did.

Oh Snapple!
Dec 27, 2005

UA is slipping, haven't gotten an email in my student account yet telling me to buy more shirts

lamentable dustman
Apr 13, 2007

🏆🏆🏆

bring back the BCS

LLCoolJD
Dec 8, 2007

Musk threatens the inorganic promotion of left-wing ideology that had been taking place on the platform

Block me for being an unironic DeSantis fan, too!
Hell of a game. I thought for sure that Clemson had it.

C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008
the only way joy and honor and justice can be restored is if that dr pepper rear end in a top hat gets decapitated right now on my tv do it you fucks

The 7th Guest
Dec 17, 2003

nick will then replace kiffin with bret beilema after he gets bought out and the two will conspire to make the worlds most boring, vanilla, dominant offense in college football history

Emron
Aug 2, 2005

Oh Snapple! posted:

UA is slipping, haven't gotten an email in my student account yet telling me to buy more shirts

check facebook, they're already putting merch up

a messed up horse
Mar 11, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo
imagine Saban & Meyer trading championship wins, forever

Canned Sunshine
Nov 20, 2005

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Also, any Bama fans who are also fans of NFL teams should never be allowed to complain about the Patriots, since they're basically Alabama and Belicheck is Saban.

Manoueverable
Oct 23, 2010

Dubs Loves Wubs

Lessail posted:

ncaa offseason: gently caress it bama will win it all again anyway

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend

Lessail posted:

ncaa offseason: gently caress it bama will win it all again anyway

It's the journey, not the destination.

How can people be so mad about something that happens so often? Bama winning, economic inequality, instituational racism, just get used to it. Step away from the tv, close your eyes

pillsburysoldier
Feb 11, 2008

Yo, peep that shit

Scarf posted:

"Not many people thought this team could do it."

Shut the gently caress up nick

"When I see our rag tag defensive line and Reggie Ragland, who reminds me of that spunky little Rudy,

CraigK
Nov 4, 2008

by exmarx

Quest For Glory II posted:

nick will then replace kiffin with bret beilema after he gets bought out and the two will conspire to make the worlds most boring, vanilla, dominant offense in college football history

only if arkansas somehow finagles up, uh, sean payton?? idk

The 7th Guest
Dec 17, 2003

a messed up horse posted:

imagine Saban & Meyer trading championship wins, forever
wont happen, saban already knows the taste of sadness pizza

Scionix
Oct 17, 2009

hoog emm xDDD
now some idiot team is going to draft jake coker and its gonna be greatttttttttt

Lessail
Apr 1, 2011

:cry::cry:
tell me how vgk aren't playing like shit again
:cry::cry:
p.s. help my grapes are so sour!

Frackie Robinson posted:

It's the journey, not the destination

some people follow teams that barely even have a journey :smith:

Emron
Aug 2, 2005

SourKraut posted:

Also, any Bama fans who are also fans of NFL teams should never be allowed to complain about the Patriots, since they're basically Alabama and Belicheck is Saban.

I grew up near Pittsburgh so I'm a steelers fan. I'm Football Hitler

Calvin Johnson Jr.
Dec 8, 2009
hail saban

Scrapez
Feb 27, 2004

lol u poz bro posted:

Reminder that Alabama's victory in the National Championship can be directly traced to the actions and decisions under pressure of Alabama quarterback Jake Coker.

Reflect on this.

Pressure? :laffo:

Take snap, check text messages, make grilled cheese sandwich, eat grilled cheese sandwich, say some folksy backwoods words and then decide to hit that wide open receiver.

Yeah...big pressure.

Canned Sunshine
Nov 20, 2005

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Emron posted:

I grew up near Pittsburgh so I'm a steelers fan. I'm Football Hitler

Why would you choose to go to Alabama for college when literally every school in PA is better academically? Honest question.

The 7th Guest
Dec 17, 2003

september 2017. nick saban and bret beilema unveil their new offense against jacksonville technical

1st and 10: I-formation, handoff up the middle
2nd and 8: I-formation, handoff up the middle
1st and 10: I-formation, handoff up the middle
2nd and 6: I-formation, handoff up the middle
3rd and 1: I-formation, handoff up the middle
1st and 10: I-formation, handoff up the middle
2nd and 12: I-formation, handoff up the middle
3rd and 8: I-formation, handoff up the middle
4th and 2: Field goal is GOOD

C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008

SourKraut posted:

Why would you choose to go to Alabama for college when literally every school in PA is better academically? Honest question.

snow is bullshit and southern girls are hot

Aunt Teefa
Mar 17, 2015


I need a fanfic where Jake Coker, National Championship quarterback, is a follower of the quiverful sect of Christianity and gets a show on TLC following the lives of him and his 20 children.


Jake Coker.

pillsburysoldier
Feb 11, 2008

Yo, peep that shit

SourKraut posted:

Why would you choose to go to Alabama for college when literally every school in PA is better academically? Honest question.

FWIW, Alabama has a supremely good Law School

Canned Sunshine
Nov 20, 2005

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C. Everett Koop posted:

snow is bullshit and southern girls are hot

Yeah but within 10 years they're fat as gently caress and on food stamps.

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





Xort gives us a good football game but an Alabama win. Xort is testing our faith

CraigK
Nov 4, 2008

by exmarx
i wish jake coker a long and successful career of fishin', huntin' and cookin' meth in his backyard shed

Dilber
Mar 27, 2007

TFLC
(Trophy Feline Lifting Crew)


FSU fans were right years ago. Jacob Coker WOULD win a championship after Jameis went to the NFL.

Raccooon
Dec 5, 2009

God announcers still praising Coker.

Players they should be thanking is Reggie Ragland, OJ Howard, Derrick Henry, Drake, and the guy that stopped that TD throw.

Raccooon fucked around with this message at 06:42 on Jan 12, 2016

C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008

SourKraut posted:

Yeah but within 10 years they're fat as gently caress and on food stamps.

snow is still bullshit tbh

NickRoweFillea
Sep 27, 2012

doin thangs

SaltLick posted:

Xort gives us a good football game but an Alabama win. Xort is testing our faith

No such thing as Xort.

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

SourKraut posted:

Why would you choose to go to Alabama for college when literally every school in PA is better academically? Honest question.

Roll Tide

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pillsburysoldier
Feb 11, 2008

Yo, peep that shit

Deadulus posted:

God announcers still praising Coker.

Players they should be thinking is Reggie Ragland, OJ Howard, Derrick Henry, Drake, and they guy that stopped that TD throw.

Those announcers know their audience.

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