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Moola
Aug 16, 2006

VendaGoat posted:

Who puts the dishwasher in front of the oven? :v:

how fat are you?

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ChesterJT
Dec 28, 2003

Mounty Pumper's Flying Circus

Moola posted:

how fat are you?

Lighten up, Francis.

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
http://i.imgur.com/aXI6oeR.gifv

spacetoaster
Feb 10, 2014


This is pretty much what happens at gay bathhouses.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Moola posted:

how fat are you?

This is me.

hard counter
Jan 2, 2015






Nascardad
Oct 22, 2009

"Racing is in my blood, I can't quite get out of it yet"

yogizh
Oct 12, 2015
Dumb Helicopter Joke Enthusiast

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

lol

2DCAT
Jun 25, 2015

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Gravy Boat 2k

Jigglesby
Jan 16, 2015

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

:rock:

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

is this fuckin real? can i gently caress a cyborg in my lifetime?

ChesterJT
Dec 28, 2003

Mounty Pumper's Flying Circus

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

is this fuckin real? can i gently caress a cyborg in my lifetime?

First guy to get a hand job is a brave bastard.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

ChesterJT posted:

First guy to get a hand job is a brave bastard.

she's very pretty and seem like she has control.
I'll take my chances

Fat Jesus
Jul 13, 2011

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2023


King Vidiot
Feb 17, 2007

You think you can take me at Satan's Hollow? Go 'head on!

That guy was smokin' some real heavy doobies.






(I really need to watch that Andy Sedaris collection I bought)

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

ChesterJT posted:

First guy to get a hand job is a brave bastard.

Why would she use her bionic hand instead of her flesh and bone one? I still don't know why anyone would get anything besides a big shiny silver hook. I'll take the lose of function just for the style points of rocking a bad rear end hook hand.

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

Reach for the moon!

Solice Kirsk posted:

Why would she use her bionic hand instead of her flesh and bone one? I still don't know why anyone would get anything besides a big shiny silver hook. I'll take the lose of function just for the style points of rocking a bad rear end hook hand.

Are you telling me you wouldn't want a handjob from a hand that has kung-fu grip

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:
uh getting my dick ripped off by a terminatrix is actually my fetish thanks

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib

A misanthrope posted:

uh getting my dick ripped off by a terminatrix is actually my fetish thanks

Lol

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

A misanthrope posted:

uh getting my dick ripped off by a terminatrix is actually my fetish thanks

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
since imgur sucks so much dick can somepone post that gif of The Sound of Music but with Uzis

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

Reach for the moon!


Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
ye s

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

Reach for the moon!
You're welcome friend







Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

My hate hasn't abated yet so

Antiquated Pants
Feb 23, 2011

Oh god I'm so lonely in here...
:negative:

CJacobs posted:

post more of these

I only made the one, I didn't save any from that thread and I don't have archives!

Here's a different flavor that might be to your liking:

slidebite
Nov 6, 2005

Good egg
:colbert:

CJacobs posted:

You're welcome friend


:eyepop:

e: :supaburn:

texasmed
May 27, 2004

hmm wonder whats going on here oh some garbage poo poo posting :fuckoff:

not sure why this one is a webm but gently caress it http://i.imgur.com/OlkVpSt.webm

texasmed fucked around with this message at 07:39 on Jan 16, 2016

Joust
Dec 7, 2007

No Ledges.




Joust fucked around with this message at 07:46 on Jan 16, 2016

china bot
Sep 7, 2014

you listen HERE pal
SAY GOODBYE TO TELEPHONE SEX
Plaster Town Cop

hard counter
Jan 2, 2015






Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
a cyborg hand with built in vibration control, for some truly exotic handjobs FISTING

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

texasmed posted:


hmm wonder whats going on here oh some garbage poo poo posting :fuckoff:

awwww it wasn't your OTP, fancyass?

Sekenr
Dec 12, 2013





For some reason I immediately thought of Star Citizen

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦

Bloodborne DLC took a weird direction with this boss

monkeytennis
Apr 26, 2007


Toilet Rascal

Jesus Christ :five:

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Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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