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14 INCH DEVITO posted:Well according to the tow yard my options are wait for their final report to show up Friday or force her at gun point t to go with me to the DOL and ask if it's actually in her name and she's been retarded. I assume they're charging you by the day to store the car? I would not wait for anything before getting it out of impound. If it's not legal to drive, get it towed to off-street parking. Unless... you can't claim the car because you're not the registered owner, right, so you need Camaro Girl to go get it towed to off-street parking...? And every day she isn't willing to do that, it racks up fees, presumably. Plus, every impound yard I've ever seen has signs plastered all over it saying they're "not responsible for vehicle contents" slash security slash people just loving taking baseball bats to the cars for no reason, and somehow that's totally legal and legit, like the city can have your car towed to an insecure location where they're not responsible for keeping it safe. 
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Jan 20, 2016 01:34
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They sell the car at auction, use it to pay the fines, and the leftover debt winds up in Camaro Girl's mailbox, which, going unpaid (presumably), goes to collections. City towing is a loving racket, it's highly structured to gently caress over poor people, extremely lucrative for the tow yards (who compete for city towing rights, and then also compete for private towing rights for private parking lots), and every step in the process is designed to add bullshit fines, fees, and delays so they can charge more fines and fees. As 14" just figured out, it's in the tow yards' best interests to make it as difficult as possible to even find out which one has your car at all.
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Jan 20, 2016 01:36
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PaintVagrant posted:If your life was a movie I would be yelling "BULLSHIT" at the screen every 5 minutes. Fiction can't be this unrealistic. If my life were a movie it better be a wacky lovable adventure the whole family can enjoy, something any young Travis Bickle could feel comfortable bringing his lovely company that evening to see. A movie for everyone. A movie for America.
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Jan 20, 2016 02:21
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The irony is the moral of that film is that the difference between a madman and a hero is razor thin.
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14 INCH DEVITO posted:If my life were a movie it better be a wacky lovable adventure the whole family can enjoy, something any young Travis Bickle could feel comfortable bringing his lovely company that evening to see. A movie for everyone. A movie for America. James Franco as 14" in Little Mr Sunshine
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A total guess, but I think the PO filed the Report of Sale paperwork when it went to Camaro Girl but she never took the title in to be transferred to her name properly. This sort of thing happened when I sold a beater car years back and it was a drat good thing I had done my due diligence or I would have been on the hook when it was impounded some months later. On the plus side there is no paperwork linking 14" to this thing, on the minus side he still has to deal with Camaro Girl at work so something more then a washing of the hands might be required. Good on you for doing what you can to help people out though.
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14 INCH DEVITO posted:If my life were a movie it better be a wacky lovable adventure the whole family can enjoy, something any young Travis Bickle could feel comfortable bringing his lovely company that evening to see. A movie for everyone. A movie for America. Travis bringing his date to a porn theater genuinely confused the hell out of a young me.
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Bibendum posted:m6On the plus side there is no paperwork linking 14" to this thing, Aside from the detailed stack of medical and personal information with a diagnosis of drug abuse in bod font literally page 1 of the packet, that if memory serves was sitting on the front passenger floor area face up in plain view. I'm just glad that they didn't find drugs strewn all over the car, because my exhaustive research into the way cops think via marathon episodes of Cops seems to indicate they totally love and believe you as long as you tell the truth and make sure they understand someone else must have put those drugs there, and there, oh and over there tok, and under that bit. Works every time
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14, I think you could make a living as a YouTube star. Seriously. The mix of the people around you, the choices you make, and the stuff you're willing to subject yourself to would make for very compelling content. I bet you could make 6 figs eventually from the viewer base you'd build, and I know I'd throw $10 a month in on Patreon. You could start your own auto shop "14's Garage of Last Resort" or just "Lowered Expectations: The Garage". 
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I live pretty close to the Firestone and saw you in the honda while waiting for my bus thus morining. Was temped to yell: "14 inch diiiiiiiick!", but didn't want to gently caress up ur flow. Good luck with the 'maro.
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Alzabo posted:I live pretty close to the Firestone and saw you in the honda while waiting for my bus thus morining. Was temped to yell: "14 inch diiiiiiiick!", but didn't want to gently caress up ur flow. Unless the word pyroclastic is also suddenly involved, I think we got all the possible variations of disturbing flow my body can produce out of the way. Also wouldn't be first time someone shouted about my dick from Aurora 
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So me and camaro girl went on lunch to see if we can confirm anything on the registered owner front, so naturally we go to the Rite Aid and head for the box wine aisle.
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Lol I've been in that rite-aid after using the quick title place and it was the shittiest store
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14 INCH DEVITO posted:Aside from the detailed stack of medical and personal information with a diagnosis of drug abuse in bod font literally page 1 of the packet, that if memory serves was sitting on the front passenger floor area face up in plain view. When my car got stolen I had my testical ultrasound screening on the front seat. (doctor upsold it as part of my check up found nothing) It was the only thing they didnt throw away when they detailed the car while they had it and left it in the glove box when i got my car back.
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Preoptopus posted:When my car got stolen I had my testical ultrasound screening on the front seat. (doctor upsold it as part of my check up found nothing) It was the only thing they didnt throw away when they detailed the car while they had it and left it in the glove box when i got my car back. Wait... So someone stole your car, had it detailed, and then it got found, and returned to you, presumably in better condition than it was when it was stolen?
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And your doctor said "hey while you're here how 'bout I ultrasound your balls for no good reason?" And you said "sure why not"? This is a weird story all around.
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Rhesus Pieces posted:And your doctor said "hey while you're here how 'bout I ultrasound your balls for no good reason?" And you said "sure why not"? Don't kinkshame.
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Rhesus Pieces posted:And your doctor said "hey while you're here how 'bout I ultrasound your balls for no good reason?" And you said "sure why not"? Yeah, maybe Preoptopus should start his own thread, give 14 a bit of a break for awhile. Why did your doctor "throw in" the ball scanning? That poo poo seems like it takes a lot of effort, and I'm not sure I'd want to trust something that precious with a guy who isn't paid enough to care.
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Like I hope you're more discerning at the auto mechanic then you are at your doc. "Hey, while I got her up on the lift, you could use a new exhaust system" "Hey, while I have your pants off what say I lube up your nuts and crush them with this wand for a couple minutes and see if I find something"
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Rhesus Pieces posted:"Hey, while I have your pants off what say I lube up your nuts and crush them with this wand for a couple minutes and see if I find something" well when you put it that way 
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Seat Safety Switch posted:Yeah, maybe Preoptopus should start his own thread, give 14 a bit of a break for awhile. Not really, you lay on a table on your back with your dick under a towel and some chick spreads gel on your balls, then moves the wand around. It could be fun under non "I'm gonna lose a testicle" circumstances. Elmnt80 fucked around with this message at 03:06 on Jan 21, 2016 |
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Flip side there's a lot of things that really only start getting exciting if you add that coin toss into an otherwise unchanged set of criteria. Due to the timing 9f this all going down, barring some unexpected hail Mary, there isn't going to be a 2 car happy ending after this clears. Been exploring my options and am meeting with the old guy to sign a release of interest in Everett, then it's currently in my means to clean up my mess and release the camaro to the impound. If somehow I manage to come up with the near $400 I need by tomorrow, I can't see any way of having anything at all extra till tax time best case scenario, because I've gone an awful long time leveraging what I want on other people at the last second. I don't want some goon fund raiser again, because I still can't believe you guys saved me from losing everything once already. My current plan of attack is asking everyone local if they want to purchase it for the cost of impound with a tentative pin on a chance to repay in full come taxes.
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You should do a Kickstarter because I bet people would fork over money for an answering machine message or calendar featuring boudoir photography.
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Elmnt80 posted:Not really, you lay on a table on your back with your dick under a towel and some chick spreads gel on your balls, then moves the wand around. It could be fun under non "I'm gonna lose a testicle" circumstances. Can confirm. She was cute too, AND she inadvertently fixed my problem (torsion, weeeeeeee). ER doc was cute too. I could even say I had many attractive ladies assessing my lower parts with great interest and care, but I'd still not rather relive that pain. Ouch. Edit: vvvvvv having had a catheter as well, I'll give you the benefit of the doubt there. No fun. vvvvvvv. Beverly Cleavage fucked around with this message at 04:16 on Jan 21, 2016 |
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Nothing compares to the pain of having a camera shoved up your dick hole. And then pissing the next few days after isn't to swell either.
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When I had to be put under for my jaw surgery the assistant was so hot it was uncomfortable being in the same room because are you staring? Staring too long* better look at the wall over there, poo poo you're so obviously forcing yourself to avoid eye contact but to be fair those aren't actually even her eyes holy poo poo pull yourself together and under no circumstances are you to let your control slip for one single second because DON'T YOU REMEMBER HAVING TO DO A BOOK REPORT IN JUNIOR HIGH SECONDS AFTER SO MUCH AS A GLIMPSE OF ERRANT BRA STRAP NOW LOCK AND LOAD WE GOT A JOB TO DO, AND NOBODY BETTER loving DECIDE TO BE A HERO AND DIE ON MY WATCH I also had been holding in for going on an hour and a half weaponised farts the likes of which I still have never seen again. And at the very second she was putting me under she said you're gonna sleep now and I remember stumbling out the words you can't make me before falling into an endless black tunnel, hearing the triumphant roar of a beast from the Cretaceous era blasting its hatred and defiance the entire way down. I came too on the way home and my friends said I spent 29 minutes drooling blood and farting loudly and flirting quite shamefully and blatantly with the girl. I
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Is there something you eat in particular that gives you such bad gas? I can't be the only one that's curious about your "surreal" farts.
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14 INCH DEVITO posted:Flip side there's a lot of things that really only start getting exciting if you add that coin toss into an otherwise unchanged set of criteria. I'm slightly too far away to be considered local or I would do it. Pending the condition that you take better care of yourself.
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14 INCH DEVITO posted:When I had to be put under for my jaw surgery the assistant was so hot it was uncomfortable being in the same room because are you staring? Staring too long* better look at the wall over there, poo poo you're so obviously forcing yourself to avoid eye contact but to be fair those aren't actually even her eyes holy poo poo pull yourself together and under no circumstances are you to let your control slip for one single second because DON'T YOU REMEMBER HAVING TO DO A BOOK REPORT IN JUNIOR HIGH SECONDS AFTER SO MUCH AS A GLIMPSE OF ERRANT BRA STRAP NOW LOCK AND LOAD WE GOT A JOB TO DO, AND NOBODY BETTER loving DECIDE TO BE A HERO AND DIE ON MY WATCH Did you get her number?
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mariooncrack posted:Is there something you eat in particular that gives you such bad gas? I can't be the only one that's curious about your "surreal" farts. I don't know about him, but I eat a lot of tacos. And beans. And granola. I sometimes have some pretty horrific farts that make people run away vomiting and screaming, and occasionally bad enough that both the cat and dog stare at me before running away. I try to hold it in when I'm around people (unless there's a funny time to let one rip), but as soon as I fall asleep it's rear end trumpet city and I wind up waking myself up multiple times through the night.
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If the kid gloves come off and I intend to maim I can easily eat a half pound of roasted clove garlic whole without even a stomach ache. My dad once theorized it was due to an oxygen allergy. The chick who stopped sleeping with me after our fart duel did remain a friend though, and a year or two later I went to a powerman 5000 show, she got up against the stage and I camped the back wall. Ripped rear end and I saw her whole body briefly sieze and then she turned around from the stage, pushed past the pit till she saw me, and pointed at me shaking her head.
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14 INCH DEVITO posted:I came, too on the way home and my friends said I spent 29 minutes drooling blood and farting loudly and flirting quite shamefully and blatantly with the girl. I Ah, the difference punctuation makes. I like this version better.
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MrYenko posted:Wait... So someone stole your car, had it detailed, and then it got found, and returned to you, presumably in better condition than it was when it was stolen? yep! I keep talking about midwest hospitality but nobody notices.
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some texas redneck posted:I don't know about him, but I eat a lot of tacos. And beans. And granola. I sometimes have some pretty horrific farts that make people run away vomiting and screaming, and occasionally bad enough that both the cat and dog stare at me before running away. I try to hold it in when I'm around people (unless there's a funny time to let one rip), but as soon as I fall asleep it's rear end trumpet city and I wind up waking myself up multiple times through the night. I eat my fair share of tacos and beans but they never give me that much gas. I used to eat tons of granola bars but never had that issue. 14 INCH DEVITO posted:If the kid gloves come off and I intend to maim I can easily eat a half pound of roasted clove garlic whole without even a stomach ache. My dad once theorized it was due to an oxygen allergy. The chick who stopped sleeping with me after our fart duel did remain a friend though, and a year or two later I went to a powerman 5000 show, she got up against the stage and I camped the back wall. Ripped rear end and I saw her whole body briefly sieze and then she turned around from the stage, pushed past the pit till she saw me, and pointed at me shaking her head. https://twitter.com/regularcars/status/687814973020594176 I saw this after reading your post and thought of you.
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