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Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

was it in aj's contract to possibly kiss

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theultimo
Aug 2, 2004

An RSS feed bot who makes questionable purchasing decisions.
Pillbug
Those.rolleyes

Punch McLightning
Sep 19, 2005

you know what that means




Grimey Drawer
we're gonna find out who the surprise guest at raw is

on raw tonight

Dr. Ass
Apr 21, 2008

OldTennisCourt posted:

Isn't the styles clash like super loving dangerous? Maybe that's why they're just teasing it.

It's really not, a couple of NJPW wrestlers just weren't taking it right. Michelle McCool did the same move for years

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
i hope Kaityn comes back tonight

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Intruder posted:

It's only dangerous because it's counter intuitive from what I've heard. For most moves you tuck your head to avoid injury, if you tuck yoru head for the clash you'll break your neck

Yeah, it's actually an incredibly safe move provided you don't tuck your head. Which makes it basically perfect for WWE, because it looks great and has a hell of a reputation but pretty much anybody can take it without issue.

Sionistic
Apr 22, 2008

We don't need your money!
Seriously that theme is so loving good

Sigma
Aug 24, 2003

...
Grimey Drawer
Gonna need a GIF of that AJ eye roll

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Fallen Rib

HOTLANTA MAN posted:

It's the Rock

Yea that's my guess

Mons Hubris
Aug 29, 2004

fanci flup :)


Please God not Orton

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Whoops Vince is back from his piss break

checksin
Nov 23, 2006

I joined the new sensation, the #RXT REVOLUTION~!

:chillout:

he knows...
shout out to my wrestlefriends and our shared desire to see them kiss

Ruggington
Apr 21, 2012

why didn't they kiss

BWV
Feb 24, 2005


my girlfriend just asked from the other room why I was yelling "KISS"

Captain Magic
Apr 4, 2005

Yes, we have feathers--but the muscles of men.
Jericho, master of the "I'm going to gently caress you" look

Eddie Whitson
Nov 2, 2010

HOTLANTA MAN posted:

It's the Rock

It's Vince McMahon

nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

it's Ric Flair

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

I kinda want to see Wwe Ride Along. But like from when Paul Heyman was a young man.

MagicCube
May 25, 2004

Intruder posted:

It's only dangerous because it's counter intuitive from what I've heard. For most moves you tuck your head to avoid injury, if you tuck yoru head for the clash you'll break your neck

It's a straight face bump and every wrestler should know not to tuck your head on a face bump. That's basic, day one stuff.

OldTennisCourt
Sep 11, 2011

by VideoGames
So there's no chance the big arrival isn't the Rock right?

Smoking Crow
Feb 14, 2012

*laughs at u*

OldTennisCourt posted:

Isn't the styles clash like super loving dangerous? Maybe that's why they're just teasing it.

if you know how to take it it isn't dangerous at all

however,

HOTLANTA MAN
Jul 4, 2010

by Hand Knit
Lipstick Apathy
I was hoping Stone Cold but he'd show up in a pickup running over Vince's limo

Dr. Ass
Apr 21, 2008

HOTLANTA MAN posted:

It's the Rock

They're in Miami and in full swing promoting Wrestlemania so probably

theultimo
Aug 2, 2004

An RSS feed bot who makes questionable purchasing decisions.
Pillbug
It's big van Vader!

No Irish Need Imply
Nov 30, 2008
They keep teasing the Styles Clash cuz he's too much of a little baby to hit it on big WWE Superstars!

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

OldTennisCourt posted:

Isn't the styles clash like super loving dangerous? Maybe that's why they're just teasing it.

I think they're protecting it ala the gotch-style piledriver. Which is good because protected finishers are always so much better than spam finishers.

Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

OldTennisCourt posted:

Isn't the styles clash like super loving dangerous? Maybe that's why they're just teasing it.

Only if the person taking it fucks up. It's not AJs fault. Everyone in the WWE on TV is good enough at wrestling to take it properly

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004


https://twitter.com/TripleH/status/691806681446105088

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

HOTLANTA MAN posted:

It's the Rock

Batista would be funny

eljackass
May 19, 2004

Caution is a word that I can't understand
I sure hope Ride Along is good. For a while we've been saying they could make a whole show out of "wrestlers in cars"

Midnightghoul
Oct 1, 2003

COME ON DON'T BE SCURRED
Guess they still gotta teach AJ how to do the Overdrive, thats why he hasnt done a finisher yet

Charles Gnarwin
Jul 31, 2014

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
:boom:
he knows...


Jericho looks hungover as poo poo.

Also, the Styles Clash isn't dangerous if the person taking it knows how to do the bump. Pretty much every injury was from the receiver tucking his chin.

bartok
May 10, 2006



WWE Taxicab Confessions

triplexpac
Mar 24, 2007

Suck it
Two tears in a bucket
And then another thing
I'm not the one they'll try their luck with
Hit hard like brass knuckles
See your face through the turnbuckle dude
I got no love for you
I guess it's not Orton, we all know he drives a bus and not a limo

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION
AJ or Rollins really should just have the frog splash as their finisher.

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Jerusalem posted:

Yeah, it's actually an incredibly safe move provided you don't tuck your head. Which makes it basically perfect for WWE, because it looks great and has a hell of a reputation but pretty much anybody can take it without issue.

Tucking your head is basically instinct tho.

checksin
Nov 23, 2006

I joined the new sensation, the #RXT REVOLUTION~!

:chillout:

he knows...

Why does Triple H get to put pants on for this picture but Charlotte doesn't

E: why is ric wearing pants

Food Court Druid
Jul 17, 2007

Boredom is always counter-revolutionary. Always.
I hope it's Cesaro in the limo.

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames
I just realized that the setup to the Styles Clash is similar to the setup for the Neutralizer, and that at some point they'll probably do Cesaro/Styles finisher vs finisher holy poo poo please.

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Arsonist Daria
Feb 27, 2011

Requiescat in pace.

HOTLANTA MAN posted:

I was hoping Stone Cold but he'd show up in a pickup running over Vince's limo

that's why the limo's out

it's how you summon him

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