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netflix booze shame
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# ? Feb 6, 2016 01:59 |
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Lucky Guy posted:its okay, i emptied the bottle before filling it Have you ever considered that you might be an elaborate machine to turn whiskey into pee
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# ? Feb 6, 2016 02:06 |
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Lawrence Gilchrist posted:Have you ever considered that you might be an elaborate machine to turn whiskey into pee this is the meaning of my life
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# ? Feb 6, 2016 02:12 |
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edit: nah i feel bad for this poo poo post im sorry even this edit is better lol.....
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# ? Feb 6, 2016 03:11 |
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Back in the day, "confirmed bachelor" meant "light in the loafers", knowhatimsayin?
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# ? Feb 6, 2016 03:34 |
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shoophobo posted:netflix this is what bachelors have
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# ? Feb 6, 2016 03:37 |
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I keep the leftover styrofoam cup when I finish my ramen noodles so I can use it as a coffee mug. Because buying ceramic mugs is for rich people.
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# ? Feb 6, 2016 03:40 |
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Faith For Two posted:I keep the leftover styrofoam cup when I finish my ramen noodles so I can use it as a coffee mug. Because buying ceramic mugs is for rich people.
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# ? Feb 6, 2016 03:41 |
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Faith For Two posted:I keep the leftover styrofoam cup when I finish my ramen noodles so I can use it as a coffee mug. Because buying ceramic mugs is for rich people. Ceramic is for the bourgeois. The rich use porcelain.
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# ? Feb 6, 2016 03:42 |
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shoophobo posted:netflix or Hockey FTFM
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# ? Feb 6, 2016 03:46 |
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Croc Monster posted:Back in the day, "confirmed bachelor" meant "light in the loafers", knowhatimsayin? Back in my day a fella could Goto the city park in the bad side of town and some gentlemen who were "light in the loafers" would suck your dick dry in the bathroom.
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# ? Feb 6, 2016 03:49 |
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the crushing loneliness makes me drink myself to sleep
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# ? Feb 6, 2016 03:50 |
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i just sent a heartfelt email to the GM of a big dealership on behalf of a total stranger who sold me a used car that i needed for a family member. I shed a tear thinking about how great the experience was and the level of customer service that was provided. i like to do nice things for people who help me. and the circle goes round and round. try it sometime OP. Now im getting really drunk, maybe drunker than ive ever been before....see you in hell.....
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# ? Feb 6, 2016 03:50 |
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sexin all the ladies like you don't even know what's up with how much sex there was that was what bachelor life was like for me. Oh and keeping an aquarium.
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# ? Feb 6, 2016 04:03 |
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Id sell weed. That was pretty cool
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# ? Feb 6, 2016 04:04 |
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dad gay. so what posted:Now im getting really drunk, maybe drunker than ive ever been before....see you in hell..... hehe
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# ? Feb 6, 2016 04:07 |
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dad gay. so what posted:i just sent a heartfelt email to the GM of a big dealership on behalf of a total stranger who sold me a used car that i needed for a family member. I shed a tear thinking about how great the experience was and the level of customer service that was provided. i like to do nice things for people who help me. and the circle goes round and round. sweet lets team up and make some ill rear end posts tonight
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# ? Feb 6, 2016 04:32 |
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I'm doing coke
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# ? Feb 6, 2016 05:22 |
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i got drunk too early in the day and spent the rest of the day with a headache
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# ? Feb 6, 2016 05:41 |
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Gaunab posted:I'm doing coke same
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# ? Feb 6, 2016 05:42 |
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A misanthrope posted:i got drunk too early in the day and spent the rest of the day with a headache I know a cure for that (drink more )
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# ? Feb 6, 2016 05:42 |
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Nooner posted:I know a cure for that (drink more ) what if you have to go to work or a custody hearing? lol jk you bring a flask
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# ? Feb 6, 2016 05:47 |
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pissin' in the sink
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# ? Feb 6, 2016 05:49 |
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A misanthrope posted:what if you have to go to work or a custody hearing? Last September we went to the fair but its really expensive to drink there and they pat you down before you go in to make sure you dont bring in your own alcohol so my buddy bought these sweet fake sunscreen flasks and we gave them to each of the girls to put in their purse cause they totally look legit and inconspicuous and we got to get drunk FO FREE it ruled
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# ? Feb 6, 2016 05:50 |
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Nooner posted:Last September we went to the fair but its really expensive to drink there and they pat you down before you go in to make sure you dont bring in your own alcohol so my buddy bought these sweet fake sunscreen flasks and we gave them to each of the girls to put in their purse cause they totally look legit and inconspicuous and we got to get drunk FO FREE it ruled they pat you down!? holy poo poo they gettin serious. lol the fake sunscreen bottles is awesome tho i gotta check that out
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# ? Feb 6, 2016 05:52 |
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A misanthrope posted:they pat you down!? holy poo poo they gettin serious. lol the fake sunscreen bottles is awesome tho i gotta check that out Yeah, LA Fair is bullshit they wanna make sure you dont sneak in liquor so you buy their $11 beers they were these https://jet.com/product/detail/1fb1..._hwHBoCraLw_wcB but he got them for like half that price at a spencers gifts. they even came with little protective seals so if they took the lid off it would look like it was brand new and unopened!
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# ? Feb 6, 2016 05:54 |
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My old man tells me about sneaking booze into festivals and pretending to be the media so he dosent have to buy a ticket. Hes like nearly 60
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# ? Feb 6, 2016 05:55 |
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Isaac posted:My old man tells me about sneaking booze into festivals and pretending to be the media so he dosent have to buy a ticket. Hes like nearly 60 he sounds like a wise sage to study
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# ? Feb 6, 2016 05:57 |
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Roger Craig posted:pissin' in the sink
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# ? Feb 6, 2016 05:58 |
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Isaac posted:My old man tells me about sneaking booze into festivals and pretending to be the media so he dosent have to buy a ticket. Hes like nearly 60 wanna meet that dad and then stop texting him for a bit whenb he asks for $20
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# ? Feb 6, 2016 06:11 |