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Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

Can't judge QB because weaponz.
Can't judge QB because oline.
Can't judge QB because poo poo playcalling.

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Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Joey needs weapons.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
Is the day after the Super Bowl too early to bet on who will win the next one? Of course not:

pre:
Odds to win Super Bowl LI:
Seattle		 8-1
New England	 8-1
Pittsburgh	 8-1
Green Bay	10-1
Arizona		10-1
Carolina	10-1
Cincinnati	14-1
Denver		14-1
Dallas		16-1
Minnesota	20-1
Indianapolis	20-1
Kansas City	20-1
NY Jets	        30-1
Buffalo		30-1
Baltimore	30-1
Atlanta		40-1
Houston		40-1
NY Giants	40-1
Washington	40-1
Chicago		40-1
Detroit		40-1
New Orleans	40-1
Philadelphia	50-1
Tampa Bay	50-1
Los Angeles	50-1
Miami		50-1
Tennessee	50-1
Jacksonville	50-1
Oakland		50-1
San Diego	50-1
San Fran 	60-1
Cleveland      200-1

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

Oh come on, is Cleveland THAT much worse than every other team?

A Man and his dog
Oct 24, 2013

by R. Guyovich

fsif posted:

Oh come on, is Cleveland THAT much worse than every other team?

:lol:

Looks like it. That poo poo cracked me up.

Sorry Browns.

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!
True he played with cardboard cutouts, a shame really. But next time he will be good, I am sure.

computer parts
Nov 18, 2010

PLEASE CLAP

fsif posted:

Oh come on, is Cleveland THAT much worse than every other team?

They're in a very tough division which means they'd probably need a wild card slot for the post season, which is hard to get because they're in a very tough division.

Then add in that they're in a very tough conference (half of all Super Bowls have either the Broncos, Steelers, or Pats as the AFC slot).

Then add in the uncertainty regarding their coaching staff.

Then add in their historic failures.

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

More importantly: 30/1 Buffalo? The gently caress?

They apparently have a better chance of winning than the GIANTS?!

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
Oakland's a value bet is what I get out of that. I mean it probably won't happen but I could see them over a lot of teams with better odds.

JT Jag
Aug 30, 2009

#1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver
Jacksonville and Oakland at 50-1 are both nice value bets

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Hijo Del Helmsley posted:

More importantly: 30/1 Buffalo? The gently caress?

They apparently have a better chance of winning than the GIANTS?!

I mean, I like their chances better than the Giants. They certainly have a more complete team.

GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007


I don't know what a "Jeff Howe" is but Dante Scarnecchia unretiring to rejoin pats according to that

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

Grittybeard posted:

Is the day after the Super Bowl too early to bet on who will win the next one? Of course not:

pre:
Odds to win Super Bowl LI:
Tennessee	50-1

So you're saying there's a chance

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

Hijo Del Helmsley posted:

More importantly: 30/1 Buffalo? The gently caress?

They apparently have a better chance of winning than the GIANTS?!

they just let their coach go. Usually takes a couple years for the ball to get rolling

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

they just let their coach go. Usually takes a couple years for the ball to get rolling

yeah but Denver just won the superbowl

Febreeze
Oct 24, 2011

I want to care, butt I dont

Hijo Del Helmsley posted:

More importantly: 30/1 Buffalo? The gently caress?

They apparently have a better chance of winning than the GIANTS?!

The Giants are poop, yo

We got a good 35 year old QB and a stud WR a decent corner and then our last player worth a drat has 8 fingers

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Grittybeard posted:


pre:
Odds to win Super Bowl LI:

San Diego	50-1


:smith:

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
Will Roman Numerals be back for the Super Bowl?

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Will Roman Numerals be back for the Super Bowl?

Yeah they specifically dropped it for L. They claim it was to make 50 special but they're lying.

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it
It's actually because Meek Mill took all the Ls.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Grittybeard posted:

Yeah they specifically dropped it for L. They claim it was to make 50 special but they're lying.

L would have been a bitch to make look cool stylistically.

Samadhi
May 13, 2001

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

L would have been a bitch to make look cool stylistically.

Brannock
Feb 9, 2006

by exmarx
Fallen Rib

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

L would have been a bitch to make look cool stylistically.

It's not like the NFL cares about stylistic looks anymore ever since they moved to the standardized Super Bowl logo

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

C-Euro posted:

Aw dammit, Shady was in my hood and I didn't even see him.

Thas right. u didnt see nothin bitch

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
I'm super depressed about Marshawn Lynch retiring, I understand why and it's probably better to quit when you're still mostly healthy, but it's still sad.

The 7th Guest
Dec 17, 2003

The best WR sam bradford has ever had was like a half year of Brandon Lloyd

and he was only good for one year in denver

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle
maybe bradford's receivers aren't good because its hard to develop wr talent when the qb is a garbage man.

but you never know.

Diqnol
May 10, 2010

Ozu posted:

Can't judge QB because weaponz.
Can't judge QB because oline.
Can't judge QB because poo poo playcalling.

You can and I judge him to be much better than the stats show. With a SINGLE receiver that can get open and not drop the loving ball 1/3 of the time bradford has a great season.

Diqnol
May 10, 2010

Server lag somehow doubleposted, sorry ya'll

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!
Sam Bradford is the human equivalent of fools gold. Fooling fans year after year for going on seven years.

gohuskies
Oct 23, 2010

I spend a lot of time making posts to justify why I'm not a self centered shithead that just wants to act like COVID isn't a thing.
I think they should make two rule changes and balance them out to maintain the competitive balance - they should expand the definition of a catch so that stuff like that Cotchery not-catch and other borderline examples err on the side of being catches, and they allow a little more contact by DBs to make up for the advantage the offense gets by getting more catches.

This whole "what is a catch" thing that we do nearly every week is an embarrassment to the sport. Normal people think it's weird and inexplicable, and they're right. We need a rule change, and we need something to balance it out. I think my idea works.

the mean lunch lady
Jun 24, 2009

went mad at sea
lots were drawn
Kroenke didn't survive
he was delicious

Quest For Glory II posted:

The best WR sam bradford has ever had was like a half year of Brandon Lloyd

and he was only good for one year in denver

One of my friends was convinced Brandon Lloyd was an amazing receiver for his whole career for some reason. He also thought Nick Foles was the answer.

Brannock
Feb 9, 2006

by exmarx
Fallen Rib

gohuskies posted:

allow a little more contact by DBs to make up for the advantage the offense gets by getting more catches.

It's time to revert the 2004 Polian/Manning rule changes IMO

JT Jag
Aug 30, 2009

#1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver
Make force outs catches again

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
NO.

Gumbel2Gumbel
Apr 28, 2010

JT Jag posted:

Make force outs catches again

Unlike Rex Ryan, I would be OK with just one foot.

bigmcgaffney
Apr 19, 2009

Spiros posted:

Server lag somehow doubleposted, sorry ya'll

unacceptable, self ban plz

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet

CharlestheHammer posted:

Sam Bradford is the human equivalent of fools gold. Fooling fans year after year for going on seven years.

The Jeff Fischer of QBs.

JT Jag
Aug 30, 2009

#1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver

whypick1 posted:

The Jeff Fischer of QBs.
Nah, Jeff Fisher is reliably mediocre. Sam Bradford is anything but reliable.

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Beefed Owl
Sep 13, 2007

Come at me scrub-lord I'm ripped!

Grittybeard posted:

Is the day after the Super Bowl too early to bet on who will win the next one? Of course not:

pre:
Odds to win Super Bowl LI:
Seattle		 8-1
New England	 8-1
Pittsburgh	 8-1
Green Bay	10-1
Arizona		10-1
Carolina	10-1
Cincinnati	14-1
Denver		14-1
Dallas		16-1
Minnesota	20-1
Indianapolis	20-1
Kansas City	20-1
NY Jets	        30-1
Buffalo		30-1
Baltimore	30-1
Atlanta		40-1
Houston		40-1
NY Giants	40-1
Washington	40-1
Chicago		40-1
Detroit		40-1
New Orleans	40-1
Philadelphia	50-1
Tampa Bay	50-1
Los Angeles	50-1
Miami		50-1
Tennessee	50-1
Jacksonville	50-1
Oakland		50-1
San Diego	50-1
San Fran 	60-1
Cleveland      200-1

Cleveland being waaay last in that list is the most Cleveland thing Cleveland could do.

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