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MacDougall
Apr 21, 2008

Definitely Australian
Nooooo they are giving him a loving tribute no gently caress this gay earth

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DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

THREE TIME! THREE TIME!
This is full-on "Bryan is dead" video package work.

Tokamak
Dec 22, 2004

Daniel Bryan has to YES his way back to his home planet.

crazycarl
Jun 13, 2001

Welcome to TB Diddlers in Mokena.

Where the special is always Dr Rassmusin's Hot Beef Injection and you can play "Whers my Manometer" with other diners
I dont remember them making this big a deal when Edge retired

Delsaber
Oct 1, 2013

This may or may not be correct.

Press X to reload Daniel Bryan

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Has Daniel Bryan come out and said it's all a joke and actually he's wrestling Shinsuke at Wrestlemania yet?

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop
This is gonna sting.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice
I'm going to miss this bearded weirdo (Or "beardo") ruining more Royal Rumbles/Wrestlemanias.

cams
Mar 28, 2003


i have not watched in forever, is this a new intro?

with aj?

abraham linksys
Sep 6, 2010

:darksouls:
Uhhh is this a new intro (not just the Bryan package) or am I crazy

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

gently caress everything.

Rand McNally
May 20, 2007

Delsaber posted:

Press X to reload Daniel Bryan

x

C411
Jun 22, 2004
STUPID
DICK
Give the YES chants back to John Cena

Edwardian
May 4, 2010

"Can we have a bit of decorum on this forum?"
Well, gently caress it all.

:smith:

Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

CobiWann posted:

So after everything they did to bury Daniel Bryan, they're giving him a grand send-off.

Never change, WWE.

He deserves it. They finally pulled the trigger even if the hand was forced. Pity he fell apart :(

nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

Start with every superstar on the ramp and a 10 bell salute

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


SET SAIL FOR INELEGANT BOOHOOING

cams
Mar 28, 2003


abraham linksys posted:

Uhhh is this a new intro (not just the Bryan package) or am I crazy
it would make a ton of sense to do a "soft reset" on the brand right now

this is bringing in tons of viewers who hate the wwe to the wwe

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004


It's actually pretty apt since Bryan is Jesus and we must repent for 40 days till be arises again mysteriously cleared and healthy.

Rand McNally
May 20, 2007
Thankfully I'm home alone right now, going to cry manly tears

MacDougall
Apr 21, 2008

Definitely Australian

Fluffy Bunnies posted:

gently caress everything.

Lord Chumley
May 14, 2007

Embrace your destiny.

Writer Cath posted:

This is gonna sting.

bryan, you mean

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

abraham linksys posted:

Uhhh is this a new intro (not just the Bryan package) or am I crazy

New intro. AJ was in it.

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

Just look up.

But not too fast.

Because literally everyone is career-ending concussed at this point.

(they see stars because of concussion)

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

Delsaber posted:

Press X to reload Daniel Bryan

F

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan
Shut your whore mouth, Michael Cole, I cannot deal with you shilling

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

CobiWann posted:

So after everything they did to bury Daniel Bryan, they're giving him a grand send-off.

Never change, WWE.

Now that Vince realizes he can't ever play with this particular toy again, he's realized just how loving amazing this toy was that he kept refusing to play with because "it looks dumb and stupid like a butt!"

UltimoDragonQuest
Oct 5, 2011



"later on"
I'm out.

Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

C411 posted:

Give the YES chants back to John Cena

Big Show's a face now.


LOL Starting with authority.

Dr.Tree
May 7, 2007

Sure there are goons in local government. But there are goons in national government too

abraham linksys posted:

Uhhh is this a new intro (not just the Bryan package) or am I crazy

This is a new kind of sadness I'm feeling than normal....

Dr. Ass
Apr 21, 2008

I was at the Raw about 13 months ago where DB made an announcement and very heavily teased retirement. I was getting more and more worried that I had to see him retire so soon, and in person at that. Turned out he was just announcing his entry in the Royal Rumble.

13 months and very few matches later, he's retiring.

gently caress.

SaberToothedPie
Dec 24, 2012

The #RXT REVOLUTION has two words for ya..
SCOOP IT!

:frolf:

he knows...
why

MacDougall
Apr 21, 2008

Definitely Australian

Rand McNally posted:

Thankfully I'm home alone right now, going to cry manly tears

I'm at work in my office with the door locked lol

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

Writer Cath posted:

This is gonna sting.

is it gonna flair

Ages
Feb 20, 2005

Its just half the puffin juice and the puffin lives and doesnt mind. I promise!
Fun Shoe

nooneofconsequence posted:

Start with every superstar on the ramp and a 10 bell salute

Viking funeral

cronox2
Jul 24, 2010



woah, you look
REALLY pissed off...
gently caress this company.

BWV
Feb 24, 2005


it'll probably be interrupted with Stephanie cutting an anti-Roman promo

CarlCX
Dec 14, 2003

have Bryan hand his beard off to Roman on his way out in one final attempt to get the crowd behind him

(this is loving sad, y'all)

Panamaniac
Jun 18, 2007

HEROES NEVER DIE
Please tell me she's gonna be all smarmy and go on about how it proves that all along, he was just a B+ player.

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MagicCube
May 25, 2004

Great job getting everyone who tuned in to see Bryan retire to get a half hour poo poo sandwich and stop watching.

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