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FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams
Hello, I'm Susan Sarandon and Tim Robbin's genderqueer brony son and I'm here to talk to you about the dangers of dryer lent. You should clean out the lent filter, if you don't know where it is please consult your dryer's instruction manual, before drying every load. Otherwise it could be a real fire hazard, especially if you are drying your otherkin skin.

Thank you for listening.

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CuddleCryptid
Jan 11, 2013

Things could be going better

BigBoss posted:

People get mad and shocked now when you dare to be into normalcy. If you don't buy in to bullshit like genderfluid or whatever madeup bullshit like trannies that apparently flips people out.

I mean OP is excessive but don't get retarded here, gender dysphoria is a legitimate thing. You aren't a brave crusader for trying to be lockstep "normal"

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

DreamShipWrecked posted:

These freaks and perverts are going to molest our kids, why are they even allowed out on the street rather than being locked up!

That's right I'm calling for the immediate jailing of all bronies.
counterpoint: Splatoon avatar

lock you all up and throw away the key

CuddleCryptid
Jan 11, 2013

Things could be going better

symbolic posted:

counterpoint: Splatoon avatar

lock you all up and throw away the key

I watched a lot of tentacle porn as a kid okay

dreezy
Mar 4, 2015

yeah, rip.

DreamShipWrecked posted:

I watched a lot of tentacle porn as a squid okay

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot

Universe Master posted:

You guys think that suppressing his shameful incestuous lust for his mom and sister's juicy jumbos is what turned him brony?

Maybe this is what would have happened to Josh Duggar if his parents didn't enable him

I think you're on to something

greg sexyvibes
May 7, 2007
IF I EVER FIRST POST AGAIN SOMETHING BAD WILL HAPPEN TO ME

DreamShipWrecked posted:

I mean OP is excessive but don't get retarded here, gender dysphoria is a legitimate thing. You aren't a brave crusader for trying to be lockstep "normal"

I've come across a lot of transgender people in my career, and I'd say most aren't anything like the Internet would have you think. In that they don't often go off on tirades about pronouns. I think one old woman got mad for being called sir by a nurse. Hell, the transgender men don't even mention it unless you directly ask. I don't care what you want to be called, as long as it's not some made up word.

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot

greg sexyvibes posted:

I don't care what you want to be called, as long as it's not some made up word.

I hate calling people by their given names too, loving individuals think they're snowflakes or something

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time

mdm posted:

I hate calling people by their given names too, loving individuals think they're snowflakes or something

Thank you. My pronouns are {D1116450-EA02-43F2-978C-69C0D18A1142}/{57076943-E204-4F38-9F2F-E40BF944950F}{5888DFD2-6D34-4470-9668-5C1B168F14F0}.

Agent Escalus
Oct 5, 2002

"I couldn't stop saying aloud how miscast Jim Carrey was!"

Infidel Castro posted:

I'd like to think I am a very tolerant man but holy gently caress if my child wound up like this I'd probably beat them to death with a shovel.

Don't worry, that just means you have taste. Tolerance, like anything else, can go too far.

Hell, that's why this poo poo no longer just stays on the Internet. At least weirdos in the 90s knew some stuff belonged behind closed doors.

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

Wow, I didn't know Shmorky's parents were famous

El Boot
Mar 18, 2009

Thank Dog It's Friday

Big Mean Jerk posted:

Susan Sarandon is a cool chick who smokes weed with Of Montreal, so what happened to make this kid so lame :shrug:

probably all the exposure to Of Montreal

dreezy
Mar 4, 2015

yeah, rip.

loquacius posted:

Wow, I didn't know Shmorky's parents were famous

can't believe it took 3 pages to make this "joke". hope you're proud.

El Boot
Mar 18, 2009

Thank Dog It's Friday

dreezy posted:

can't believe it took 3 pages to make this "joke". hope you're proud.

i'm proud of you, loquacius

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

I did a CTRL+F on all three pages before posting because I was like 75% sure someone else would post it first

e: I was also considering using "the OP" instead of Shmorky, a little cutting-room-floor bonus for you

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
that's cool let him do whateve rhte gently caress he wants i don't care personaly i find the pony thing embarassing and i was accosted by a brony online the other day to my eternal shame but to each her own

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot

Germstore posted:

Thank you. My pronouns are {D1116450-EA02-43F2-978C-69C0D18A1142}/{57076943-E204-4F38-9F2F-E40BF944950F}{5888DFD2-6D34-4470-9668-5C1B168F14F0}.

Friend you need to break free from the shackles of the hexidecimal numerical system, it only serves to put us into 16 boxes

I'm INTJ

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

i'd watcha reality show where they hire kevin costner to help him get his poo poo together

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

why is Yahoo News turning into Gawker

T.S. Smelliot
Apr 23, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

My son Miles is a musician and a DJ and sometimes when his band performs, they all wear dresses, and he has long hair,” Sarandon said at an event for The Trevor Project last year. 


This sounds like a statement I would make shortly before killing myself

5er
Jun 1, 2000

Qapla' to a true warrior! :patriot:

Y-Hat posted:

why is Yahoo News turning into Gawker

If you can't beat 'em, emulate 'em?

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

5er posted:

If you can't beat 'em, emulate 'em?
why would anyone want to emulate a sub-National Enquirer website? besides money, of course

CuddleCryptid
Jan 11, 2013

Things could be going better

Y-Hat posted:

why would anyone want to emulate a sub-National Enquirer website? besides money, of course

Y-Hat posted:

money, of course

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

loquacius posted:

I did a CTRL+F on all three pages before posting because I was like 75% sure someone else would post it first

e: I was also considering using "the OP" instead of Shmorky, a little cutting-room-floor bonus for you

I always enjoy behind the scenes commentary about thread posts, thanks for this !

Agent Escalus
Oct 5, 2002

"I couldn't stop saying aloud how miscast Jim Carrey was!"

nomadologique posted:

that's cool let him do whateve rhte gently caress he wants i don't care personaly i find the pony thing embarassing and i was accosted by a brony online the other day to my eternal shame but to each her own

Nah, society at large should boost public mockery beyond the realms of drive-time radio and Internet stuff. Why the hell not?

Borrowed Ladder
May 4, 2007

monarch of the sleeping marches
Just to be clear, Eva Amurri showed her cans on Californication and they were the bomb

Absolute Lithops
Aug 28, 2011

After one long season
of waiting, after one
long season of wanting
Susan Sarandon pretty recently said stuff to the effect that she doesn't believe in age of consent laws.

wane tendo
Mar 19, 2005

Buglord
☑ hosed up
☑ True

supernatural blonde
Mar 15, 2005

Lipstick Apathy

Mad Monk posted:

Hello, I'm Susan Sarandon and Tim Robbin's genderqueer brony son and I'm here to talk to you about the dangers of dryer lent. You should clean out the lent filter, if you don't know where it is please consult your dryer's instruction manual, before drying every load. Otherwise it could be a real fire hazard, especially if you are drying your otherkin skin.

Thank you for listening.

Today's newspaper has got this covered

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/whistleblower-claims-tumble-dryer-bosses-7354317

8-Bit Scholar
Jan 23, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

Absolute Lithops posted:

Susan Sarandon pretty recently said stuff to the effect that she doesn't believe in age of consent laws.

Man, 13-year-old me would have loved to hear that.

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot

8-Bit Scholar posted:

Man, 13-year-old me would have loved to hear that.

you understand that the children aren't punished under age of consent laws, right?

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

8-Bit Scholar posted:

Man, 13-year-old me would have loved to hear that.
aatrek rereg

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Borrowed Ladder posted:

Just to be clear, Eva Amurri showed her cans on Californication and they were the bomb

thanks for the mammaries when I watched the show a few years ago

DoctorStrangelove
Jun 7, 2012

IT WOULD NOT BE DIFFICULT MEIN FUHRER!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PppmPNCNM8A

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

If Sanders is elected everyone's sons will be genderqueer bronies.

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

FrankieGoes posted:

If Sanders is elected everyone's sons will be genderqueer bronies.

ive already booked in with my local rabbi to have my dick bitten off

ScrubLeague
Feb 11, 2007

Nap Ghost

FrankieGoes posted:

If Sanders is elected everyone's sons will be genderqueer bronies.

The dream.

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

FrankieGoes posted:

If Sanders is elected everyone's sons will be genderqueer bronies.
i have no son

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Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013


You're one of those Fancy Lads, ain't ya?

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