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Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

PrinceRandom posted:

Gronk has 109% raped a drunk girl

Someone got stuffed into quite a few lockers.

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nerve
Jan 2, 2011

SKA SUCKS
Seriously what's the point of that post

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

what's the point of any of this when you really stop and think about it

Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

MY NIGGA D-LINK posted:

Don't omit that his partners were literal mafiosos
I think Bobby Van was his partner and the mafia just liked to hang out there.

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Ehud posted:

what's the point of any of this when you really stop and think about it

I too have a degree in sociology

Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF

Ehud posted:

what's the point of any of this when you really stop and think about it

The offseason is rough I agree

Parmesan Basil
Nov 12, 2008

TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK
Gronk is way too stupid to commit a crime and get away with it.

weird Asian candy
Aug 23, 2005

Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.

Parmesan Basil posted:

Gronk is way too stupid to commit a crime and get away with it.

Gronking a Murderer...NetFlix's next huge series

Raku
Nov 7, 2012

Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, coming down from the Father of lights with whom there is no variation or shadow due to change.

Roll Tide
*writes erotic gronk fanfic, travels 2000 miles to get completely wasted and hopefully bang him/join his human centipede of STD ridden lunatics*

ITT: "that's rape she was drunk"

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Parmesan Basil posted:

Gronk is way too stupid to commit a crime and get away with it.

I'm sorry, Gronk will only ever be the second-stupidest Patriots TE criminal

nerve
Jan 2, 2011

SKA SUCKS

Raku posted:

*writes erotic gronk fanfic, travels 2000 miles to get completely wasted and hopefully bang him/join his human centipede of STD ridden lunatics*

ITT: "that's rape she was drunk"

lol nothing even happened that dude just came and posted that because???

Donkwich
Feb 28, 2011


Grimey Drawer
Gronk cannot commit rape because he does not have a proper mens rea, because he is a big dumb giant

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!

Raku posted:

*writes erotic gronk fanfic, travels 2000 miles to get completely wasted and hopefully bang him/join his human centipede of STD ridden lunatics*

ITT: "that's rape she was drunk"

What are you talking about. Though we shouldn't start this train.

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



I didn't consent to off-season rape chat.

Dubious
Mar 7, 2006

The Heroes the Vikings Deserve
Lipstick Apathy
gronk is a virgin

v2vian man
Sep 1, 2007

Only question I
ever thought was hard
was do I like Kirk
or do I like Picard?

Raku posted:

*writes erotic gronk fanfic, travels 2000 miles to get completely wasted and hopefully bang him/join his human centipede of STD ridden lunatics*

ITT: "that's rape she was drunk"

another very good post

Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

Gronk is actually Russell Wilson in a suit and stilts

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer

Mystic Stylez posted:

Gronk is actually Russell Wilson in a suit and stilts

It's actually Wilson riding Brees' shoulders while they both wear a Gronk suit.

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

Mystic Stylez posted:

Gronk is actually Russell Wilson in a suit and stilts

I need to see fanfic of Dr Wilson and Mr Gronkowski.

Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF
I bet Wilson has said "gee willikers" before.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

Raku posted:

*writes erotic gronk fanfic, travels 2000 miles to get completely wasted and hopefully bang him/join his human centipede of STD ridden lunatics*

ITT: "that's rape she was drunk"

It's ok, I've also had posts I wish I could take back

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Intruder posted:

It's ok, I've also had posts I wish I could take back

Same, we just have to make up for it








PrinceRandom
Feb 26, 2013

nerve posted:

lol nothing even happened that dude just came and posted that because???

Did you legit think I was accusing him of rape...

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Anyone wanna play dota

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



FizFashizzle posted:

Anyone wanna play dota

DOTA is garbage for garbage people hth

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
Broncos signed Phil Taylor, who appears to be insurance in case Malik Jackson is on his way out. I know he was out all of last season but what can Browns fans tell me of him as a player?

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer

FizFashizzle posted:

Anyone wanna play dota

gently caress dota, get hots

v2vian man
Sep 1, 2007

Only question I
ever thought was hard
was do I like Kirk
or do I like Picard?
i thought he was good but he certainly needed the time off, he had a string of injuries that is kind of shocking when you think about his immense size and the strain on his body day after day

Rabid Snake
Aug 6, 2004



Chris James 2 posted:

CBS Sports saying Cowboys done with Greg Hardy

He'd look good in the black and silver

Flikken
Oct 23, 2009

10,363 snaps and not a playoff win to show for it

DO YALL WANT A HAM posted:

Broncos signed Phil Taylor, who appears to be insurance in case Malik Jackson is on his way out. I know he was out all of last season but what can Browns fans tell me of him as a player?

He made Ray Rice mad enough to spit in his face

Regnevelc
Jan 12, 2003

I'M A GROWN ASS MAN!

Ross Angeles posted:

Antonio Brown

Good call, maybe if there are two of them they can pay child support.

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

Regnevelc posted:

Good call, maybe if there are two of them they can pay child support.

That's a thing with him? :confused:

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH

Chilichimp posted:

gently caress dota, get hots

If you wanna be baby bitchmode sure.

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

Are you thinking of Cromartie?

Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF
Don't play a moba.

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



TubeStank posted:

Don't play a moba.

Regnevelc
Jan 12, 2003

I'M A GROWN ASS MAN!

Ehud posted:

That's a thing with him? :confused:

It was a few years ago, unsure if it still is.

Febreeze
Oct 24, 2011

I want to care, butt I dont

TubeStank posted:

Don't play a moba.

Rabid Snake
Aug 6, 2004



MOBA's bring out the worst out of people. Stay clear.

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nerve
Jan 2, 2011

SKA SUCKS

TubeStank posted:

Don't play a moba.

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