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General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend

Atticus Finch posted:

How is Jason Witten worse than Tony Boselli. How.

I read a feature on him in Focus on the Family's teen boys' magazine and he seemed like a good dude.

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Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.
This is an injustice and I demand a recount

No Irish Need Imply
Nov 30, 2008
Voting.

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

Mel Mudkiper posted:

This is an injustice and I demand a recount

Your loyalty is an inspiration to us all

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

Discussion: I think Boselli is only a marginally worse guy to have in with everyone else than Witten

No Irish Need Imply
Nov 30, 2008
I'd vote Mike Webster and Steve Atwater out before Jason Witten.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

Atticus Finch posted:

I'd vote Mike Webster and Steve Atwater out before Jason Witten.

Webster was pretty legit, I'd have to think about that one. But yeah Witten is good.

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

I genuinely don't have a clue how much of Mike Webster's accolades and HoF induction are 'everyone on the 70s Steelers was god' related but I will protect Steve Atwater to the best of my ability for about 2-3 more rounds. That means... not voting him!!! take that

The Puppy Bowl
Jan 31, 2013

A dog, in the house.

*woof*
Atwater was cool and good. I'd vote out 8 or so guys on that list before him.


Also I will be abstaining judgement on Lee Roy Selmon because I know nothing of him other than he was a Buc of long ago and has a real bad rear end name.

The Puppy Bowl fucked around with this message at 09:12 on Feb 26, 2016

Neodoomium
Jun 20, 2001

You are now hearing this
noise in your head.



I move that we continue to grant a special exception to Tecmo Bowl Bo Jackson, as it is already part of SAS/TFF History.

Reference: http://www.sportsargumentwiki.com/index.php?title=Tecmo_Bo

The winner of the RB Survivor should be deemed "Best RB other than Tecmo Bo."

Neodoomium fucked around with this message at 09:32 on Feb 26, 2016

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

The Puppy Bowl posted:

Also I will be abstaining judgement on Lee Roy Selmon because I know nothing of him other than he was a Buc of long ago and has a real bad rear end name.

He's a hall of famer who managed to overcome playing on the early Bucs. I don't really know either but to some extent that speaks for itself.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.
Voted Orlando Pace, because I'll be damned if Big Walt doesn't finish first among linemen.

MrLogan
Feb 4, 2004

Ask me about Derek Carr's stolen MVP awards, those dastardly refs, and, oh yeah, having the absolute worst fucking gimmick in The Football Funhouse.

Chichevache posted:

Voted Orlando Pace, because I'll be damned if Big Walt doesn't finish first among linemen.

You don't want every other position group gone prior to the first lineman being eliminated?

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

MrLogan posted:

You don't want every other position group gone prior to the first lineman being eliminated?

It takes more than one swing to fell a giant.

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer

Chichevache posted:

Voted Orlando Pace, because I'll be damned if Big Walt doesn't finish first among linemen.

How do you get "Big Walt" as a nickname for Munoz?

GNU Order
Feb 28, 2011

That's a paddlin'

The Puppy Bowl posted:

Atwater was cool and good. I'd vote out 8 or so guys on that list before him.


Also I will be abstaining judgement on Lee Roy Selmon because I know nothing of him other than he was a Buc of long ago and has a real bad rear end name.

His restaurant chain loving blows, also, if that affects your voting

I know every dude has a restaurant but his have managed to not close down for this long, he even has a chain of like 4 but they're just so bad.

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Eifert Posting posted:

How do you get "Big Walt" as a nickname for Munoz?

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.
Are we allowed to change our votes? Blarfk has the right idea and I wish to follow suit. I don't want Jerry Rice. I mean it would be cool if a Seahawk won it all, but I would rather have it be someone a little less stale.

Blarfk
Dec 26, 2003

Chichevache posted:

Are we allowed to change our votes? Blarfk has the right idea and I wish to follow suit. I don't want Jerry Rice. I mean it would be cool if a Seahawk won it all, but I would rather have it be someone a little less stale.

Join me brother :unsmigghh:

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 1967
Maybe voting should be blind

No Irish Need Imply
Nov 30, 2008

Chichevache posted:

Voted Orlando Pace, because I'll be damned if Big Walt doesn't finish first among linemen.
Walter Jones won't even outlast John Hannah.

C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008
I will fight anyone who votes Walter Jones before August.

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.
I hereby petition ringless loser Dan Marino to be the next target of elimination

Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF
Dan Marino owns though so I disagree and will not vote for him

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
peyton goes before marino

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

man i keep looking over the list and how come all of these best players are so good

Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

lol if Marino isn't a top 5 QB for you

also

Cavauro posted:

man i keep looking over the list and how come all of these best players are so good

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
You might think Atticus's avatar is a gif of Marvin Lewis, but it's actually his face when he saw someone has already voted for Jerry Rice.

The Puppy Bowl
Jan 31, 2013

A dog, in the house.

*woof*
This may not be a healthy exercise for the off-season. I just keep thinking about how awesome Reed and Lott and Rice and Bo and etc. are to the point that I really miss watching football :(

No Irish Need Imply
Nov 30, 2008
Goodbye to #67: Tony Boselli

Deviantart has no pictures of Tony Boselli.

Discussion for #66 starts now.

No Irish Need Imply
Nov 30, 2008
How is John Mackey not next

Also, Ronnie Lott is ending Top 5.

The Puppy Bowl
Jan 31, 2013

A dog, in the house.

*woof*
Mackey should be top 20 for his work with the NFLPA alone. As far as players go, there is no sane reason to kick him out before Witten and Newsome are long gone.

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

Vote out all the tight ends

except 1, then vote him out, relatively soon afterward. my friends

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
So we got rid of Elway and Brady for various assorted misdemeanors, but not O.J. Simpson?

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer

ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:

So we got rid of Elway and Brady for various assorted misdemeanors, but not O.J. Simpson?

Juice was punished.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Eifert Posting posted:

Juice was punished.

I'm sorry, do you not remember that stupid endless loving trial?

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:

So we got rid of Elway and Brady for various assorted misdemeanors, but not O.J. Simpson?

I don't have to see Simpson's homely horseface a million times every season.

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

OJ never committed the most heinous crime of all: Being a Denver Bronco.

Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

"Until yesterday, OJ was my least favorite runner, but he only stabbed two people in the back"

- something an actual human being said about Barry Sanders retiring

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fsif
Jul 18, 2003

I'm gunning to make OJ the winner.

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