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Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747

GreenTea4Breakfast posted:

Haha, nice catch!

Bernie pointing off-panel is a huge compositional distraction to me.

"Hey, guys, there's a much better cartoon over there!"

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RyokoTK
Feb 12, 2012

I am cool.
Catalino's Hilary is pretty horrifying, but I prefer that caricature to most of what we've seen thus far. At least it's evocative and relatively inoffensive.

Jurgan
May 8, 2007

Just pour it directly into your gaping mouth-hole you decadent slut

Post 9-11 User posted:

I forget who said it, maybe John Oliver, when he quipped about Jeb finally deciding to pull the plug on life support for his campaign but not a human being.

Ken Jennings.

the_steve posted:

drat, that pig amuses the hell out of me.

I know I'm far from the first person to say it, but I really wish Allie would use his powers for good instead of willfully dense.

Does anyone remember the cartoon ( I think it was for Mother's Day) that showed public employees suckling on the government teat, but portrayed it as a bunch of adorable piglets and a fat, happy sow?

Technowolf
Nov 4, 2009




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Silver2195
Apr 4, 2012

Maybe I've been reading the wrong news sources. Pretty much every op-ed in the Washington Post for the past few weeks has been some variation of STOP TRUMP NOW. What news source is he reading/watching that's even somewhat pro-Trump?

DACK FAYDEN
Feb 25, 2013

Bear Witness

Silver2195 posted:

Maybe I've been reading the wrong news sources. Pretty much every op-ed in the Washington Post for the past few weeks has been some variation of STOP TRUMP NOW. What news source is he reading/watching that's even somewhat pro-Trump?
She, that's Jen Sorensen :eng101:

atomicthumbs
Dec 26, 2010


We're in the business of extending man's senses.
as the prophecy foretold

atomicthumbs fucked around with this message at 21:30 on Mar 1, 2016

U.T. Raptor
May 11, 2010

Are you a pack of imbeciles!?

If only there were a bird that was known for tricking other birds into wasting huge amounts of time and resources into raising its offspring in the place of their own...

Also, :jerkbag:

Silver2195
Apr 4, 2012

U.T. Raptor posted:

If only there were a bird that was known for tricking other birds into wasting huge amounts of time and resources into raising its offspring in the place of their own...

Also, :jerkbag:

Why are goons so obsessed with cucking??

Seriously, though, I assume he drew a pig as a half-conscious quasi-reference to Angry Birds.

CowHammer
Feb 18, 2013

prefect posted:

Catalino can't even bother to spell the movie title correctly. :(

He also called Marco Rubio "Mark Rubio", which I have never heard ever.

e:

Silver2195 posted:

Maybe I've been reading the wrong news sources. Pretty much every op-ed in the Washington Post for the past few weeks has been some variation of STOP TRUMP NOW. What news source is he reading/watching that's even somewhat pro-Trump?

Right-wing AM radio is anywhere between ambivalent and outright cheering for Trump. Michael Savage in particular is a huge fan of Trump.

CowHammer fucked around with this message at 20:22 on Mar 1, 2016

Jurgan
May 8, 2007

Just pour it directly into your gaping mouth-hole you decadent slut

Is he saying Rubio is beating Trump? That's adorable.

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

atomicthumbs posted:

as the prophecy foretold




:prepop:

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Jurgan posted:

Is he saying Rubio is beating Trump? That's adorable.

Rubio attacked Trump pretty vigorously during the latest debate, and many people suggested that Trump came off looking not-so-great.

Weirdo
Jul 22, 2004

I stay up late :coffee:

Grimey Drawer

atomicthumbs posted:

as the prophecy foretold




Fantastic.

Plan Z
May 6, 2012

Silver2195 posted:

Maybe I've been reading the wrong news sources. Pretty much every op-ed in the Washington Post for the past few weeks has been some variation of STOP TRUMP NOW. What news source is he reading/watching that's even somewhat pro-Trump?

Because the media doesn't care. Keeping this godawful show going is what pays their bills. STOP TRUMP NOW plays into the media narrative, and keeps Trump's momentum, because it's just more fuel for the Conversation.

It's hard to explain this to people where not giving a drat can be the most efficient way to kill an idea. Look at Bernie Sanders. Despite being an internet sensation and political donation equivalent of Star Citizen, none of this hype goes anywhere, because the media make only the slightest attempts to keep him in the spotlight. He's made impressive gains among his supporters, but it mostly amounts to an echo chamber, and he'll likely lose the primaries pretty handily. When you don't get everyone in on the conversation, only the people who care are going to talk about it. The cartoon in question is talking about the media doing what it can to keep the show running, and not try to tank it in any specific way by saying anything that will make this train full of poo poo from chugging along.

Mirthless
Mar 27, 2011

by the sex ghost

Silver2195 posted:

Maybe I've been reading the wrong news sources. Pretty much every op-ed in the Washington Post for the past few weeks has been some variation of STOP TRUMP NOW. What news source is he reading/watching that's even somewhat pro-Trump?

MSNBC

Xander77
Apr 6, 2009

Fuck it then. For another pit sandwich and some 'tater salad, I'll post a few more.



Plan Z posted:

Because the media doesn't care. Keeping this godawful show going is what pays their bills. STOP TRUMP NOW plays into the media narrative, and keeps Trump's momentum, because it's just more fuel for the Conversation.

The thing is - ratings were always a motivating factor for the media, yet they could be reliably counted upon to massacre the living poo poo out of politicians who set foot outside of some imaginary consensus. Encouraging someone like Trump, not as a sideshow attraction but as the actual nominee is new, and particularly insane.

Alpha3KV
Mar 30, 2011

Quex Chest

atomicthumbs posted:

as the prophecy foretold



Holy poo poo that's amazing.

Plan Z
May 6, 2012

Xander77 posted:

The thing is - ratings were always a motivating factor for the media, yet they could be reliably counted upon to massacre the living poo poo out of politicians who set foot outside of some imaginary consensus. Encouraging someone like Trump, not as a sideshow attraction but as the actual nominee is new, and particularly insane.

Yeah, it's something I think on. Someone like Trump rarely gets this far. You have your nutbags the liberal/conservative media likes to pull out as an example of "them." It's been a safe way for the media to rile up their base. Trump is shown on Fox as a hero speaking against "political correctness" and liberal media outlets show him as an example of why their base should continue to hate Republicans. He's not taken seriously, but then the Republicans gently caress up hard. Their penchant for having massive primary races that are being used to gain media exposure for the candidates' careers backfires. All of a sudden, running a 20-30% poll might win because he's up against two "frontrunners" polling 20% range, and a shitload of others polling a cumulative 20-30%, and poo poo gets real. The media is still going:

"It's happened with people like Palin and the weird Pizza Guy who want to sell themselves and will eventually bow out. They're unelectable, so let's run a reality show for ratings. We did it for Palin and Perot, but mostly just jabs here and there to make it interesting. Surely one of the sixteen nominees taking votes away from Rubio/Cruz will bow out eventually. They'll show sense and realizing that even their single digit polls will be sending their party to ruin by helping Trump, right?..."

*Trump wins some states with less % than Bernie Sanders*

"....right?"

Only speaking as an observer, they were planning what you said, but a perfect storm of bad Republican decisions and their media circus created a viability. I don't think the media can do much more at this point. Even Fox is just trying not to mention him while retaining their viewership. The ball is in the Republican leadership court. They've got to pick Rubio or Cruz, and cut the rest of the chaff completely if they want a chance of salvaging the situation. So basically this:

Plan Z fucked around with this message at 22:41 on Mar 1, 2016

zakharov
Nov 30, 2002

:kimchi: Tater Love :kimchi:

atomicthumbs posted:

as the prophecy foretold



:stonk:

DJ Turbo Punch
Feb 3, 2006

WAKE UP


Christ, I really want to touch the poop with Gorrell so bad. I'm genuinely interested in what he'd say (if anything) if asked about how he's managed to stay employed by recycling his art. I mean, gently caress, it's not even recycling. How many times has this dude literally turned in a blank cartoon with like one line of text? On a certain level I'm kind of jealous that he's managed to find the easiest job on the planet.

Pants Donkey
Nov 13, 2011

Ford has launched an evangelical Onion-esque news site and today is just magical :allears:

Just look at this winner of an article introducing the site. I wonder if I can Poe's Law my way in as a reader submission :getin:

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

atomicthumbs posted:

as the prophecy foretold



Here, at the end of all things

Saint Sputnik
Apr 1, 2007

Tyrannosaurs in P-51 Volkswagens!

Rorus Raz posted:

Ford has launched an evangelical Onion-esque news site and today is just magical :allears:

Just look at this winner of an article introducing the site. I wonder if I can Poe's Law my way in as a reader submission :getin:

"It’s been a strange presidential election season thus far and, to be sure, we’re still quite early in the process, but reports are presently indicating that, incredibly, psychopathic megalomaniac Donald Trump is somehow garnering a significant portion of the American Evangelical vote."
http://babylonbee.com/news/megalomaniacal-psychopath-somehow-garnering-evangelical-vote/

That's not even good fake news style. What makes the Onion work is that it mimics journalistic style perfectly. And that's to say nothing about how un-self-aware the article is...

e: I'm gonna submit an article about Jesus endorsing Sanders :)

Saint Sputnik fucked around with this message at 00:01 on Mar 2, 2016

Scatsby
Dec 25, 2007

Rorus Raz posted:

Ford has launched an evangelical Onion-esque news site and today is just magical :allears:

Just look at this winner of an article introducing the site. I wonder if I can Poe's Law my way in as a reader submission :getin:

Reading "Psychopathic Megalomaniac Somehow Garnering Evangelical Vote", my brain is starting to hurt. It's like a television show or movie about opposite day where everything becomes so confusing that I don't even know what's real anymore. How many layers of satire down am I supposed to go? And what denomination is Adam4D anyway?

Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747

Rorus Raz posted:

Ford has launched an evangelical Onion-esque news site and today is just magical :allears:

Just look at this winner of an article introducing the site. I wonder if I can Poe's Law my way in as a reader submission :getin:

It is to satire news sites what this below is to youth:

memy
Oct 15, 2011

by exmarx

atomicthumbs posted:

as the prophecy foretold



:aaaaa:

Selachian
Oct 9, 2012

I like the article where he mocks some internet atheist guy for saying "the Book of Revelations" instead of "Revelation." I mean, I can pedant with the best of 'em, but how is that satire?

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?

Jurgan
May 8, 2007

Just pour it directly into your gaping mouth-hole you decadent slut

Saint Sputnik posted:

"It’s been a strange presidential election season thus far and, to be sure, we’re still quite early in the process, but reports are presently indicating that, incredibly, psychopathic megalomaniac Donald Trump is somehow garnering a significant portion of the American Evangelical vote."
http://babylonbee.com/news/megalomaniacal-psychopath-somehow-garnering-evangelical-vote/

That's not even good fake news style. What makes the Onion work is that it mimics journalistic style perfectly. And that's to say nothing about how un-self-aware the article is...

e: I'm gonna submit an article about Jesus endorsing Sanders :)

Yeah, there's too much surprise. "Incredibly?" You're supposed to play it straight and detached. Jon Stewart did manage to be over-the-top funny, but he had the dry delivery of the correspondents to play against. I miss Jon Stewart.

Apple Pie Hubbub
Feb 14, 2012

Take that, you greedy jerk!


zakharov
Nov 30, 2002

:kimchi: Tater Love :kimchi:
Shoutout to Luckovich for properly drawing Roberts' bald spot.

Abyssal Squid
Jul 24, 2003

U.T. Raptor posted:

If only there were a bird that was known for tricking other birds into wasting huge amounts of time and resources into raising its offspring in the place of their own...

Also, :jerkbag:

Too bad American culture is pointedly super-ignorant about nature and wildlife so hardly anyone knows about cowbirds, the mob bosses that'll loving smash your eggs if you kick theirs out.

American cuckoos are all dope as hell, gobblers of huge hairy caterpillars or else the terrifying murderbird, the greater roadrunner. Don't drag them into the mud with their European cousins. (yes I have strong opinions about birds, gently caress cowbirds forever)

edit: here is cool footage of a cuckoo doing a backflip to catch a cowbird out of midair.

Abyssal Squid fucked around with this message at 00:50 on Mar 2, 2016

Saint Sputnik
Apr 1, 2007

Tyrannosaurs in P-51 Volkswagens!
OK here's my submission to that stupid thing

quote:

Jesus Endorses Sanders

BOSTON -- Bernie Sanders' presidential bid received a timely boost Tuesday when Jesus Christ announced his endorsement of the Vermont senator.

The prominent religious figure made the announcement through his official Twitter account, @RealSonofG-d

"Proud 2 endorse Bernie as both fellow Jew and defender of poor," Christ said in a series of tweets. "Need to straighten the record. Tired of other canidates [sic] using My Name in vain."

The Nazarene, a carpenter who rose to prominence two millennia ago with his message of social justice and work in the poor communities of what is now the modern nation of Israel, attracted a wide following in the years after his execution. His death was seen by many as retaliation for the harsh words he levied at the religious establishment of his day.

His endorsement, often claimed by candidates for every elected office from dog catcher to president, has never officially been given before.

The Sanders campaign received the news while the Democratic candidate was holding a Super Tuesday rally in his home state.

"I am proud to receive the endorsement of this great teacher and physician," Sanders told reporters. "You know, it was a rigged system in his day too. He saw that, and he didn't like it either. He would be called a socialist today. I think he and I have a lot more in common than most people would care to admit."

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Saint Sputnik posted:

OK here's my submission to that stupid thing

quote:

...of what is now the modern nation of Israel...

Honestly, I didn't have too much hope for it, the joke's been done, but this bit's kind of great.

The Copper Kaiser
Sep 6, 2010

I am a high-iq mentally retarded adult, and bring to bear on intellectual pursuits the demonic energy that characterizes my species!
If there weren't so much poop-touching involved a christian satire contest would be a pretty nice idea. Even those who want Adam4d gone from the thread could support it seeing as the last contest this thread hosted was a Day by Day edit contest, and see how that ended.

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

The Copper Kaiser posted:

If there weren't so much poop-touching involved a christian satire contest would be a pretty nice idea. Even those who want Adam4d gone from the thread could support it seeing as the last contest this thread hosted was a Day by Day edit contest, and see how that ended.

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
:britain:

Guardian:

"Steve Bell on the refugee crisis in Europe - Aid agencies and NGOs have said Europe’s ‘unconscionable’ response to the refugee crisis is courting humanitarian disaster" After Delacroix.

Telegraph:

Secret plan to axe 90 per cent of Tory associations which would smooth George Osborne's coronation as leader

Independent:


Times:


Mail:
Mac on... Cameron's EU scare tactics

"Y'know, Mum and Dad. Cameron can get things wrong. It's possible the world won't come to an end on June 23rd"

Guardian Sport:

colonel_korn
May 16, 2003



Everyone is melting

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May 19, 2005

by Azathoth

colonel_korn posted:



Everyone is melting

A grown man makes his living drawing this stuff

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