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SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


criscodisco posted:

Why would spiderman need to squint? Shouldn't be have super eyeballs?

you just said hes not some magic superman make up your loving mind !

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Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
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Microwaves Mom posted:

I was implying they're both garbage heroes.

i know i was calling you stupid for doing so

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

i have that hair in my Junior year yearbook photo :smithicide:

ur evolving soon
Mar 8, 2016

by Lowtax
cyborg starring DRAGON

Skypizza
Dec 19, 2015

Geek

Microwaves Mom posted:

Spiderman is the aquaman of Marvel.

I can think of a lot of heroes who could be the aquaman of marvel:

- Cyclops
- Wonder Man
- Sentry
- Namor
- Spider-Woman
- Hawkeye

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


symbolic posted:

i have that hair in my Junior year yearbook photo :smithicide:

let me see

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Skypizza posted:

I can think of a lot of heroes who could be the aquaman of marvel:

- Cyclops
- Wonder Man
- Sentry
- Namor
- Spider-Woman
- Hawkeye

Cyclops, easily

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
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hawkeye is probably the closet but he has been made into a pretty good character recently, in the comics at least

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


cyclops has got the depression

Skypizza
Dec 19, 2015

Geek
Cyclops is annoying af, I don't know why they give him more attention and spotlight than he actually deserves. I would rather read about Ice-Man than Cyclops.

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Skypizza posted:

I can think of a lot of heroes who could be the aquaman of marvel:


- Hawkeye

Didn't know MASH took place in the marvel world

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

PBS Newshour posted:

i know i was calling you stupid for doing so

Skypizza
Dec 19, 2015

Geek



I just wanna punch him in his perfect white teeth.

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
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Hector Beerlioz posted:

Didn't know MASH took place in the marvel world


Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
Did they really make Hawkeye a girl?

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
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shes been around forever and she is cooler than clint

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
marvel should kill deadpool and back static shock

PBS Newshour posted:

shes been around forever and she is cooler than clint

She was raped!

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
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by forever i mean since 2005

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


scott "seasonal affective disorder" summers

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

PBS Newshour posted:



they were also lens in the rami movies


in the comics and cartoons they always had the eyes move to be more expressive, so i am assuming they will through in some line about how spider-man crafted some special lens for his costume or something that can move like that

Why does Spider-Man have a belt buckle that projects a picture of his own face?

Skypizza
Dec 19, 2015

Geek




What comic is that from tho?

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


i would marry mash era alan alda

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

FrankieGoes posted:

Why does Spider-Man have a belt buckle that projects a picture of his own face?

It's called branding and it's why he's one of the most famous heroes.

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

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Skypizza posted:




What comic is that from tho?

Deadpool vs Hawkeye, its a pretty fun one. Just the two hawkeyes tolerating deadpool as he drags them into some poo poo.

Iakona
Jan 24, 2006

I like the marvel movies...most of them. Spider-man looks like cgi poo poo though.

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it
So Hawkeye from the comics is also Hawkeye from Mash? I thought Hawkeye was the black guy with wings that got in a fight with Ant-man.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
I will reserve judgement until I see the movie. :colbert:

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Skypizza posted:




What comic is that from tho?

ahem

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.
Spiderman looks like spiderman stop the goddamn presses

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
marvel should have tried to get wolverine back instead of spider-man so they could make a hulk vs wolverine movie except in live action this time

reallivedinosaur
Jun 13, 2012

Ogdober subrise! XDDD
I heard spiderman is mexican and black and is also a klurf now

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

Gaunab posted:

It's called branding and it's why he's one of the most famous heroes.

Seems kind of arrogant. Plus if they can see the projection why not just turn and look at his actual head?

He should sell advertising on it. Like instead of his stupid face you'd see a massive Papa Johns logo on the side of buildings as he web slings from gay bar to gay bar. Maybe then he'd have some money and could afford to take that little red headed cupcake out for a nice dinner and he'd maybe get laid instead of sitting around Aunt Mays house every night beating off.

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


So I went to the settings for my Windows task bar, and I set it to "Autohide the taskbar" but for some reason it is still there and its difficult to click the text entry section of my IRC client, and also Facebook chat boxes, any suggestions?

Shaquin
May 12, 2007

Celluloid Sam posted:

i would marry mash era alan alda

sarcastic and wry without being caustic or depressive, the aspect and demeanor of a big dick haver. he's got the whole package.

reallivedinosaur
Jun 13, 2012

Ogdober subrise! XDDD

Celluloid Sam posted:

So I went to the settings for my Windows task bar, and I set it to "Autohide the taskbar" but for some reason it is still there and its difficult to click the text entry section of my IRC client, and also Facebook chat boxes, any suggestions?

Hmm have you considered linux? It is a free alternative to microsoft and is free from government spies and also free from women.

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro
Girl Hawkeye is cool, but when they try to throw her in "grrl power" stories she is awful. But the Fraction run really improved her a lot

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


reallivedinosaur posted:

Hmm have you considered linux? It is a free alternative to microsoft and is free from government spies and also free from women.

i have not

Judakel
Jul 29, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 9 years!

criscodisco posted:

I don't like the eyes. Spiderman is cool because he's not a magic superman, just some twink who got bitten by a spider. If suddenly his outfit can do magic poo poo like squint and wink at sexy construction workers, then he starts being a magic character.

Shut up nerd

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symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

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