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Does spinder man shoot webs out of his poopoo hole just like a real spider?
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# ? Mar 11, 2016 16:44 |
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a starwar betamax posted:Does spinder man shoot webs out of his poopoo hole just like a real spider? Yes but they are brown
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# ? Mar 11, 2016 16:59 |
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Hank Pym is the Avenger Aquaman. One of Hank's useless powers is talking to ants. Aquaman talks to marine animals. Both of these powers are useless unless the writer shoehorns some scenario to suddenly validate them. Aquaman has a lot of significance in Atlantis, a place the other heroes almost never visit. Hank Pym has the microverse. Hank's microscale universe is just as pointless in a team book as 'under the ocean' except when the entire story is predicated around going there. Hank Pym can shrink. Aquaman can swim and control fish. These powers make them the also rans on teams with Thor, Iron-Man, and the Hulk or Martian Manhunter, Super-man, and Wonder-Woman. Aquaman's other power is being pretty strong, but he's on a team with Wonder-Woman and Superman who completely outclass him. Hank Pym is strong when he grows, but he's on a team with Thor and Hulk, who can be much stronger while remaining relatively normal sized and not having to constantly worry about their heart exploding. Aquaman looks inadequate next to the rest of the justice league. Hank Pym became Giant Man because he felt inadequate next to the other Avengers. Aquaman had his hand cut off and replaced with a trident or something. Hank Pym merged his body with Ultron, I guess. That's probably not the strongest finish for this important treatise on who the real Avengers Aquaman is, but I think I still made a pretty good case overall.
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# ? Mar 11, 2016 17:29 |
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why are all these superheroes fighting each other please dont actually answer that because i dont care
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# ? Mar 11, 2016 17:49 |
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I love Windows 98's new avatar
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# ? Mar 11, 2016 18:02 |
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...spider SPIDER.......... ...............(spider)...... spider......
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# ? Mar 11, 2016 18:07 |
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Marta Velasquez posted:I love Windows 98's new avatar
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# ? Mar 11, 2016 18:19 |
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a starwar betamax posted:Does spinder man shoot webs out of his poopoo hole just like a real spider?
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# ? Mar 11, 2016 18:19 |
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Marta Velasquez posted:I love Windows 98's new avatar
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# ? Mar 11, 2016 18:20 |
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the great deceiver posted:why are all these superheroes fighting each other then why'd you ask the question?
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# ? Mar 11, 2016 18:24 |
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the great deceiver posted:why are all these superheroes fighting each other BIG GUB WANTS TO RESTRICT THEIR RIGHTS AS SUPERHEROES!!!! I decided to answer you ANYWAY!
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# ? Mar 11, 2016 18:24 |
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Jesu Christo! Un Crocodilo
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# ? Mar 11, 2016 18:31 |
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Gaunab posted:then why'd you ask the question? i want you to know how much i dont care
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# ? Mar 11, 2016 18:43 |
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Pitdragon posted:BIG GUB WANTS TO RESTRICT THEIR RIGHTS AS SUPERHEROES!!!! I decided to answer you ANYWAY! oh my godddddddd
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# ? Mar 11, 2016 18:43 |
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the great deceiver posted:oh my godddddddd yeah my libertarian friends are all very excited about this because THOSE SUPER HEROES GONNA SHOW BIG GUB WHO'S BOSS! AND ALSO BEAT UP THOSE WEENIE STATIST SUPERHEROES!
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# ? Mar 11, 2016 18:50 |
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Pitdragon posted:yeah my libertarian friends are all very excited about this because THOSE SUPER HEROES GONNA SHOW BIG GUB WHO'S BOSS! AND ALSO BEAT UP THOSE WEENIE STATIST SUPERHEROES! All the weenie heroes are the dudes with actual powers. I hope the state wins.
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# ? Mar 11, 2016 19:09 |
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Vylan Antagonist posted:Hank Pym is the Avenger Aquaman. Well you sure took the comparison to a very parallel and literal level, which is nice and you make sense, but I believe the original comparison was basically "lovely annoying hero that no one really cares about i.e Cycleps."
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# ? Mar 11, 2016 22:07 |
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Iron man also makes spiderman a iron spidersuit.
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# ? Mar 11, 2016 22:37 |
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Wolverine hosed cyclop's girlfriend.
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# ? Mar 11, 2016 23:11 |
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Gaunab posted:Wolverine hosed cyclop's girlfriend. Has also stabbed her like, seven times.
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# ? Mar 11, 2016 23:56 |
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That Spider-Man sounds 6 years old what the gently caress are they doing
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# ? Mar 12, 2016 00:47 |
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titty fat pizza posted:That Spider-Man sounds 6 years old what the gently caress are they doing
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# ? Mar 12, 2016 00:51 |
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titty fat pizza posted:That Spider-Man sounds 6 years old what the gently caress are they doing More than likely going with the idea that he is in high school, and in fact a teenager. It's curious why he always has this stigma of being a teen attached to him. He is only in high school for 30 issues of the original run of Amazing Spider-Man. So they effectively started him off as a sophomore in high school (which is about 15) and in real time let him age until he graduated. In issue #31 he starts his first day at college (ESU), which is the first appearance of both Gwen Stacy and Harry Osborn. It's curious how characters like Gwen and Harry both don't show up until he is in college, but numerous later versions of Spider-Man mash the concept of Peter being in high school and still being friends with Harry. Mary Jane isn't introduced until issue #42, which is well into his college experience, yet she too is always present in his various high school versions. You'd think Betty Brant would be a little more well known, considering she was Peter's main love interest for the entire time he was in high school. But Spider-Man needed drama, so Betty eventually got married off to Ned Leeds. Betty blamed Spider-Man for her brother's death so Peter had to internally deal with the fact that the girl he likes hates his guts, and he had to continually lie to her. So things had to end.
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Windows 98 posted:More than likely going with the idea that he is in high school, and in fact a teenager. It's curious why he always has this stigma of being a teen attached to him. He is only in high school for 30 issues of the original run of Amazing Spider-Man. So they effectively started him off as a sophomore in high school (which is about 15) and in real time let him age until he graduated. In issue #31 he starts his first day at college (ESU), which is the first appearance of both Gwen Stacy and Harry Osborn. It's curious how characters like Gwen and Harry both don't show up until he is in college, but numerous later versions of Spider-Man mash the concept of Peter being in high school and still being friends with Harry. Mary Jane isn't introduced until issue #42, which is well into his college experience, yet she too is always present in his various high school versions. What is Peter leaving behind on the floor?
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# ? Mar 12, 2016 01:40 |
PBS Newshour posted:
If it's skintight, where's the bulge
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# ? Mar 12, 2016 01:49 |
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# ? Mar 12, 2016 01:58 |
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spidermurkd
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Windows 98 posted:It's curious why he always has this stigma of being a teen attached to him. Cause no one gives a fuuuuuucccckkkkk about teenagers.
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# ? Mar 12, 2016 03:00 |
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Bill Barber posted:He's supposed to be a teenager amongst big strong men that's kinda the point. He doesn't look like a teenager though the way Andrew Garfield did in the suit.
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Hector Beerlioz posted:I hope you had that mole taken care of Yeah, that looks like it could be GANGRENE. Applewhite fucked around with this message at 14:19 on Mar 13, 2016 |
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The super heroes
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# ? Mar 13, 2016 14:47 |
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Applewhite posted:Yeah, that looks like it could be GANGRENE. Oh poo poo!
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# ? Mar 13, 2016 16:36 |
Vylan Antagonist posted:Hank Pym is the Avenger Aquaman. You're too good to be doing this Just throw out someone else useless like Angel (oooh I can flap around like a loving pigeon oooh) and be on with your day
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# ? Mar 16, 2016 10:37 |
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Skypizza posted:Well you sure took the comparison to a very parallel and literal level, which is nice and you make sense, but I believe the original comparison was basically "lovely annoying hero that no one really cares about i.e Cycleps." I'll have you know that cycleps is a role model for clinically depressed people that feel like they're a good person deep down but have grown increasingly angry and violent in their young adulthood.
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# ? Mar 16, 2016 20:09 |
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Fojar38 posted:tobey maguire was the best spiderman and the sam raimi movies were the best spidermans I pretty much was Toby McGuire as oeterboarker for a couple years there I think I cried a little at that movie
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# ? Mar 17, 2016 06:56 |
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Windows 98 posted:It's the Spider-Signal. He pretty much only uses it from issues #1-39 (Ditko's run). He basically just used it to shine on criminals and scare them, sort of like a Bat Signal but right into their face. When Romita took over with issue 40 they pretty much completely dropped that aspect of his costume. In issue #148 he suddenly remembers he has it (9 years later lol), and uses it as a spotlight in a pitch black building so he can see while fighting the Tarantula (who was really hired by the Jackal, revealed to be Peter's former high school biology teacher that took skin cells from Gwen Stacy and Peter in high school and proceeded to create the very first Gwen Stacy clone, 27 issues[2 years] after her death. Also the first Spider-Man/Peter clone that he has a battle with. They both think they are the real Spider-Man because obviously clones grow with the same memories and each thinks they are the true Peter Parker). I was going to whip up the CBR and screen grab the fight sequence cause it's actually pretty cool but ultimately he just shoves the dude out the window and into the daylight. Writers'll whip it out once in a blue moon even in comics coming out today. The Spider-Signal owns because it's good for basically only one thing, and actually kind of sucks at doing even that. e: And don't even get me started on the Spider-Mobile.
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# ? Mar 17, 2016 07:05 |
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it's a shame that the wiseass, Erik Larsen era Spiderman will never be on film
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# ? Mar 17, 2016 07:18 |
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I want Superior Sider-Man where he fucks aunt May and tries to straight up kill people.
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# ? Mar 17, 2016 07:30 |
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a starwar betamax posted:Does spinder man shoot webs out of his poopoo hole just like a real spider?
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# ? Mar 17, 2016 08:06 |
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i dont like spidey hes always up to somethin
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