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KICK BAMA KICK
Mar 2, 2009

Freddie Freeman finished a split squad game yesterday but complained of hand soreness after.

Kyle Kendrick's already been cut.

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zakharov
Nov 30, 2002

:kimchi: Tater Love :kimchi:
Corey Seagers getting a knee MRI. All Dodgers must perish.

FlamingLiberal
Jan 18, 2009

Would you like to play a game?



KICK BAMA KICK posted:

Freddie Freeman finished a split squad game yesterday but complained of hand soreness after.

Kyle Kendrick's already been cut.
They cut like 15 players from the ST roster today alone. The Braves started the spring with about 80 players in camp

Bayham Badger
Jan 19, 2007

Secretly force socialism, communism and imperialism types of government onto the people of the United States of America.

RA Dickey's knuckleball clocked 102 mph today

not really

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Poque posted:

all Dodgers must die

Dodgar morghulis

bawfuls
Oct 28, 2009

Seager out 1-2 weeks with a knee strain or something. Good times

Dingleberry Jones
Jun 2, 2008
If I'm posting a new thread, it means there is a thread already posted and I failed at using the forum search correctly
That makes me sad for Wood. He was my favorite pitcher on the Braves before the trade.

Thankfully it wasn't Freeman's wrist, just the top of his hand. He actually apologized for people thinking it was his wrist.

Vernacular
Nov 29, 2004

bawfuls posted:

Seager out 1-2 weeks with a knee strain or something. Good times

Definitely could've been worse

Alex Wood, though :ohdear:

FlamingLiberal
Jan 18, 2009

Would you like to play a game?



The way this is going Urias is going to be the opening day starter

TheIncredulousHulk
Sep 3, 2012

I feel somewhat more secure about the Desmond signing after actually watching him play today. I like the way he comports himself

BasicFunk
Feb 26, 2011

How's your Funkentelechy?

Dingleberry Jones posted:

That makes me sad for Wood. He was my favorite pitcher on the Braves before the trade.

Thankfully it wasn't Freeman's wrist, just the top of his hand. He actually apologized for people thinking it was his wrist.

I loved watching his delivery. Arms and legs going everywhere, then a 92 mph baseball flies out of it.

Timby
Dec 23, 2006

Your mother!

Wieters left Baltimore's game against Minnesota yesterday after one inning behind the plate and without taking an at-bat.

Why? Soreness in the elbow he had Tommy John surgery on.

Inspector_666
Oct 7, 2003

benny with the good hair

Timby posted:

Wieters left Baltimore's game against Minnesota yesterday after one inning behind the plate and without taking an at-bat.

Why? Soreness in the elbow he had Tommy John surgery on.

Don't necessarily jump straight to :rip: yet, Domingo German had soreness in his TJS arm earlier this spring and it turned out to be related to scar tissue, not the ligament.

MagicCube
May 25, 2004

So if anyone needed any more proof that Rogers is terrible:

https://www.reddit.com/r/Torontobluejays/comments/4a6akk/rogers_reported_me_to_the_toronto_police_and_i/

Basically this guy tweeted that if the Jays don't re-sign Bautista he was going to throw the statue of Ted Rogers into the lake so Rogers got his IP address from Twitter and called the cops on him.

BallerBallerDillz
Jun 11, 2009

Cock, Rules, Everything, Around, Me
Scratchmo
I'm thinking about changing my username to Phillie Phanatic for the new season, but obviously I'd need a new AV to go with it. I was hoping to get a silhouette of the profile of the phanatic rising into the frame against a bright color background in the style those iconic iPod commercials, then have him stick out his tongue. Is there a consensus SAS AV artist who could make that happen? I'd be happy to pay for his or her time and effort.

Monicro
Oct 21, 2010

And you could feel his features in the air
A wide smile and perfect hair
He had complete control of the rising tides
And a medicine bag hanging at his side

In the flowing blue world of the death-dealing physician
N: Donald Trump thinks pete rose should be reinstated

V: Nice

FlamingLiberal
Jan 18, 2009

Would you like to play a game?



Like with literally everything, you're not helping Donald

rickiep00h
Aug 16, 2010

BATDANCE


FlamingLiberal posted:

Like with literally everything, you're not helping Donald

Pete's probably one of his bigger customers.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

rickiep00h posted:

Pete's probably one of his bigger customers.

I really want it be like, Pete was a heavy investor in Trump Steaks or something, just some really dumb thing to tie the two together through mutual poor decision making.


MagicCube posted:

So if anyone needed any more proof that Rogers is terrible:

https://www.reddit.com/r/Torontobluejays/comments/4a6akk/rogers_reported_me_to_the_toronto_police_and_i/

Basically this guy tweeted that if the Jays don't re-sign Bautista he was going to throw the statue of Ted Rogers into the lake so Rogers got his IP address from Twitter and called the cops on him.

I really wanna hear that 911 call.

"Yes, police? A man is going to push a statue of me into the lake...no I read about it online so I assume he's serious"

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon

rickiep00h posted:

Pete's probably one of his bigger customers.



Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Tatum Girlparts posted:

I really want it be like, Pete was a heavy investor in Trump Steaks or something, just some really dumb thing to tie the two together through mutual poor decision making.


I really wanna hear that 911 call.

"Yes, police? A man is going to push a statue of me into the lake...no I read about it online so I assume he's serious"

"Stop laughing! You really think someone would do that? Just go on the internet and tell lies?”

JosefStalinator
Oct 9, 2007

Come Tbilisi if you want to live.




Grimey Drawer

Tatum Girlparts posted:

I really want it be like, Pete was a heavy investor in Trump Steaks or something, just some really dumb thing to tie the two together through mutual poor decision making.

Pete is a bad decision maker, Trump is a man who profits off others' bad decisions.

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

=^-^=

that'll be $125 mr. trump

Nut Bunnies
May 24, 2005

Fun Shoe
Never trade for a Braves pitcher

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts



Out of all the items I could possibly want to add to my memorabilia collection, this now sits at the top of the mountain. The unreachable star.

I wouldn't put it in a normal display box, it would sit atop a dehydrated Trump Steak sprinkled with gold leaf. Might have the whole thing encased in some kind of acrylic block I dunno yet, just daydreaming here.

edit: acrylic PYRAMID

Mr. Meagles fucked around with this message at 05:26 on Mar 14, 2016

ElwoodCuse
Jan 11, 2004

we're puttin' the band back together
I'm sure Pete is scribbling out dozens of those as we speak, they'd sell like hotcakes

Capt. Sticl
Jul 24, 2002

In Zion I was meant to be
'Doze the homes
Block the sea
With this great ship at my command
I'll plunder all the Promised Land!

ElwoodCuse posted:

I'm sure Pete is scribbling out dozens of those as we speak, they'd sell like hotcakes

either that or he's making a bunch that say "Make the HOF great again"

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
I just bought mine and I thought you should too.

http://jeffarcel.com/

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

Popete posted:

I just bought mine and I thought you should too.

http://jeffarcel.com/



I need to own this immediately.

abelwingnut
Dec 23, 2002


dertroit?

abelwingnut
Dec 23, 2002


also, my new company participates in a softball league. i'm going to need a glove. recs?

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

Abel Wingnut posted:

also, my new company participates in a softball league. i'm going to need a glove. recs?

It's a softball league. Just get a used glove from a secondhand store.

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

=^-^=

I would buy a hat without the words. Just the inexplicable logo

Capt. Sticl
Jul 24, 2002

In Zion I was meant to be
'Doze the homes
Block the sea
With this great ship at my command
I'll plunder all the Promised Land!
N: Random Article openly gay baseball players, but more importantly:

Bob Nightengale article posted:

..... said Arizona Diamondbacks president Derrick Hall, who has the most diverse front office staff in baseball, consisting of 35% minorities.


V: I would love to see some numbers on this. I remember like 3 years ago when we traded away Henry Blanco and the Dbacks had no one else on staff that was bilingual English-Spanish.

Capt. Sticl fucked around with this message at 17:31 on Mar 14, 2016

tadashi
Feb 20, 2006

Abel Wingnut posted:

alex wood forearm tightness death

I know how much SAS loves players with batting averages greater than OBP so I thought I'd take this chance to point out Olivera is rocking a .433/.419/.500 slash line in spring training.

SpringTrainingStats.txt

Fleetwood
Mar 26, 2010


biggest hochul head in china

Popete posted:

I just bought mine and I thought you should too.

http://jeffarcel.com/



Horrifying. Maybe add a Trump toupe to complete the nightmare.

OdinsBeard
Jul 12, 2003

I don't think about my hands too much. Just trying to hit the ball in the air. Hit the ball in the air!
Alex Wood threw a bullpen today and is going to make his next start.

tadashi
Feb 20, 2006

Capt. Sticl posted:

N: Random Article openly gay baseball players, but more importantly:



V: I would love to see some numbers on this. I remember like 3 years ago when we traded away Henry Blanco and the Dbacks had no one else on staff that was bilingual English-Spanish.

Let's also not forget their owner may have alienated all of their good black players at one point (they don't have any right now).

UZR IS BULLSHIT
Jan 25, 2004

OdinsBeard posted:

Alex Wood threw a bullpen today and is going to make his next start.

He's going to jump off the mound screaming in pain in the second inning

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Timby
Dec 23, 2006

Your mother!

According to Dexter Fowler, the Orioles wanted to deduct from his pay the value of the draft pick they'd surrender for signing him.

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