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Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

Rumble in the Bronx is a pretty great film, as well.

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Fleetwood
Mar 26, 2010


biggest hochul head in china
The Last Boy Scout, hands down. A perfect 90s action flick.

Lazyhound
Mar 1, 2004

A squid eating dough in a polyethylene bag is fast and bulbous—got me?
This thread taught me that there are no '90s action movies on Canadian Netflix. Like, literally none of the movies mentioned in this thread except T2.

Proof that it is the best.

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
thinkng about all these awesome 90s action movies made me realize how bad most action movies are these days (with some notable exceptions such as fury road). we can blame the usual suspect for that: comic books

Shaquin
May 12, 2007
Hey Blade nailed that poo poo out of the gates im not sure who is to blame for all the floaty farting around that masquerades as fight choreography in Marvel flicks now

Nutsngum
Oct 9, 2004

I don't think it's nice, you laughing.

s0m3 guy posted:

ARE WE FORGETTING ABOUT Police Story 3: Super Cop (1992) AND Police Story 4: First Strike (1996)

Kung fu is its own genre idiot. You have to unless you want every list ever to be just Bruce Lee's Fist of Fury. :rolleyes:

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Bishop posted:

I can see how he forgot T2 was a 90s movie, it's in that blurry area between late 80s and early 90s, but once he realized his mistake he should have just owned up to it

I didn't forget and have made no mistake.

monkey
Jan 20, 2004

by zen death robot
Yams Fan
Yeah if we are including kung fu as action, then Jackie Chan's City Hunter wins.

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
HOT TAKE COMING IN:

Batman & Robin

Fire Barrel
Mar 28, 2010
If you're a fan of the action sub-genre, the nineties actually had some solid swashbucklers too, like Roby Roy, Le Bossu, and Cyrano de Bergerac with Gerard Depardieu. Solid fights all around that are fairly old school while bucking some of the more annoying tropes, even if Rob Roy's makes Liam Neeson look like he's using a club at points.

And yeah, today most good action movies tend to be smaller budget releases or surprises. I'm not sure if comic movies are really to blame, but the popularity of the MCU doesn't help.

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




Hot Karl Marx posted:

HOT TAKE COMING IN:

Batman & Robin

what the gently caress dude come on

ditty bout my clitty
May 28, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

symbolic posted:

i liked Reservoir Dogs

Not action

ditty bout my clitty
May 28, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

EbolaIvory posted:

Judge dredd .

Ha ha ha gently caress you

LGD
Sep 25, 2004

thathonkey posted:

thinkng about all these awesome 90s action movies made me realize how bad most action movies are these days (with some notable exceptions such as fury road). we can blame the usual suspect for that: comic books

actually I think it's just that studios realized putting resources into PG-13 rather than R rated movies was usually substantially more profitable

which is why I'm hopeful Deadpool (a decent action comedy on its own merits) might shake things up a bit

e: also resevior dogs is my least favorite of Tarantino's 3 original scripts and while nobody can deny that Pulp Fiction is brilliant I think Tony Scott did a better job with True Romance than Tarantino would have (though it'd still be neat to see his version)

LGD fucked around with this message at 00:12 on Mar 15, 2016

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!

RandomFerret posted:

what the gently caress dude come on

okay sorry, what about Batman Forever

Fire Barrel
Mar 28, 2010

LGD posted:

actually I think it's just that studios realized putting resources into PG-13 rather than R rated movies was usually substantially more profitable

which is why I'm hopeful Deadpool (a decent action comedy on its own merits) might shake things up a bit

That's a good point, since most action movies today are going for that big budget blockbuster market and have a looot of money going into them. PG13 movies have wider audiences and are safer bets. That said, I still think a lot of PG13 action movies today play things overly safe and have bad/mediocre choreography throughout. After all, it's not like you have to be R to have good action scenes. Today, though, a lot of the good action movies I can think of - especially from the last five years or so - are definitely R.

It would be nice if Deadpool did shake things up.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Fire Barrel posted:

Gerard Depardieu.

He got kicked off an airplane for peeing in the ally way in front of everyone

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Even if it was, Speed is still better

Astoundingly Ugly Baby
Mar 22, 2006

"...crying bitch cave bitch boy."
- Anonymous Facebook user

Hot Karl Marx posted:

HOT TAKE COMING IN:

Batman & Robin

:yeah:

My Q-Face
Jul 8, 2002

A dumb racist who need to kill themselves

Hector Beerlioz posted:


Best bad guy of the 90s

The best bad guy of the 90s was Gary Oldman.

My Q-Face
Jul 8, 2002

A dumb racist who need to kill themselves

Shaquin posted:

cant believe there isn't a parody called The Sperminator where he fucks many women all named Sarah Connor

Cum with me if you want to live!

midwat
May 6, 2007

For real though Batman Returns had explosions, Michelle Pfeiffer backflips, Christopher Walken and Danny DeVito

Dubplate Fire
Aug 1, 2010

:hfive: bruvs be4 luvs

Fleetwood posted:

The Last Boy Scout, hands down. A perfect 90s action flick.

It's top notch

Justin Godscock
Oct 12, 2004

Listen here, funnyman!

Hector Beerlioz posted:


Best bad guy of the 90s

Don't gently caress with daddy.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Justin Godscock posted:

Don't gently caress with daddy.

We got all the balls in the world here, man!

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




Hot Karl Marx posted:

okay sorry, what about Batman Forever

yeah I'm okay with that

Bishop
Aug 15, 2000
Ok so it's batman forever. Took a while but I knew we'd figure it out guys :)

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Bishop posted:

Ok so it's batman forever. Took a while but I knew we'd figure it out guys :)

:rolleyes:

JFairfax
Oct 23, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Fleetwood posted:

The Last Boy Scout, hands down. A perfect 90s action flick.

Goddamn it, I was going to say this one

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

i enjoyed that one pirate movie with the other kid from home improvement. it had pizza that grew on trees and a mermaid that had a deece rack iirc

edit: wow 8 year old me was a pedophile, za still holds up tho

anyways thats my story i hope you had fun reading my post the end

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

Speed =< Eraser

penus penus penus
Nov 9, 2014

by piss__donald
true lies

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Speed is better than True Lies

Convex
Aug 19, 2010

Hector Beerlioz posted:

Speed is better than True Lies

Yeah thats true









in opposite land

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:
Baby's day out was a non stop thrill ride

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Convex posted:

Yeah thats true









in opposite land

Also in the real world, moron

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post
80s had the better action movies just because of the two better tomorrow movies

Convex
Aug 19, 2010

Hector Beerlioz posted:

Also in the real world, moron

no that's not how opposite land works

Earwicker
Jan 6, 2003

my favorite 90's action movie is Ronin

it combines two of my favorite kinds of movies - car chase movies and LeCarre-esque spy thrillers - and it does so very well.

IMO there hasn't been a truly good car chase movie ever since.

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Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
I am still waiting for someone to suggest a better 90s action movie than Speed. :c00lbutt:

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