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The thread to discuss all the best techniques and tricks for taking a shower / getting clean. THIS IS NOT AN /r/showerthoughts REPOST THREAD Water temperatures - hot? Luke warm?? Cold??? Let the debate begun Body wash vs bar soap (keep it civil) Favorite music to listen to while showering? Why not do a little playlist swapping? Curtains - are the necessary, or do we just need a lining? Non-low-flow showerheads and where to get them Shaving - pre-shower, post shower or mid-shower?
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# ? Mar 20, 2016 22:08 |
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# ? May 11, 2024 14:27 |
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Butthole last.
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# ? Mar 20, 2016 22:18 |
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it rubs the lotion on its skin or it gets the hose again
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# ? Mar 20, 2016 22:25 |
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If it's raining heavily outside, just get naked and shower in your yard. Why waste money?
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# ? Mar 20, 2016 22:56 |
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Temp slightly less than super hot. 1 curtain outside the tub and 1 on the inside. Body wash for hair body and face and also use it to shave which I do at the end of my shower.
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# ? Mar 20, 2016 22:57 |
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with beer
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# ? Mar 20, 2016 22:58 |
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shave is post-shower after the steam has cause your pores to open up hth
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# ? Mar 20, 2016 23:03 |
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Phase 1: Water not too hot, shampoo hair, then put in conditioner, wash body with ivory soap + loofah, wash out conditioner Phase 2: Water as hot as loving possible, sit down in tub like taking bath, water covers body from neck to shins to keep me warm. Phase 1 takes 5 minutes, Phase 2 takes half an hour. Best shower tip: don't pay for your own hot water
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# ? Mar 20, 2016 23:03 |
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NotAnArtist posted:shave is post-shower after the steam has cause your pores to open up hth
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# ? Mar 20, 2016 23:19 |
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take a big old dump then force the poop into the drain by squishing it with your toes until it clogs the drain then the shower fills with lovely water and you get on your hands and knees in the lovely water and try to use your hands to force the poop down further into the drain and eventually the poop dissolves and goes down then you wash the poop off your body and no one is the wiser except you, who jacked off in the poop shower
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# ? Mar 20, 2016 23:47 |
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I like it as hot as I can stand it unless I'm shaving because I don't like drenching my clumsily shaven cut up face with near scalding water.
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# ? Mar 21, 2016 00:51 |
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im pooping! posted:take a big old dump then force the poop into the drain by squishing it with your toes until it clogs the drain then the shower fills with lovely water and you get on your hands and knees in the lovely water and try to use your hands to force the poop down further into the drain and eventually the poop dissolves and goes down then you wash the poop off your body and no one is the wiser except you, who jacked off in the poop shower Post/username combo
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# ? Mar 21, 2016 00:56 |
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i take a hot bath before taking a shower
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# ? Mar 21, 2016 02:32 |
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Don't waste time actively washing your legs. Tend to the upper tiers of your body and it'll trickle down
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# ? Mar 21, 2016 02:47 |
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multitask by pissing
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# ? Mar 21, 2016 02:52 |
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you can lose some weight, keep yourself slimmer by taking cold showers everyday actually true forces your body to burn more calories maintaining your core temperature
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# ? Mar 21, 2016 02:53 |
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GoGoGadgetChris posted:Don't waste time actively washing your legs. Tend to the upper tiers of your body and it'll trickle down
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# ? Mar 21, 2016 03:10 |
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Weezy Baby posted:with beer Same
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# ? Mar 21, 2016 03:41 |
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NotAnArtist posted:shave is post-shower after the steam has cause your pores to open up hth Curious, how does this actually help with shaving?
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# ? Mar 21, 2016 04:23 |
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I find tossing myself into red hot lava is the best exfoliation on mother Gaia. HTH, Op.
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# ? Mar 21, 2016 04:37 |
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Thanks for asking. First of all, here's a quick tip that may save you tens or hundreds of dollars per year on soap and body wash. Go to Target or Walmart or whatever and buy a big 64oz bottle of antibacterial soap. They're supposed to be for refilling dispensers with. The store brand one is like $3-$4. This is now your body wash, hand soap, whatever you need really. I probably go through four of these in a year, max. You could probably find an even cheaper alternative through some kind of janitorial supply wholesale site or something. My showers go down like this: Turn on hot water, let it warm up, get in. Rinse body. Wet my wash cloth, pour some soap on it, scrub down my hands and arms. Rinse wash cloth, pour some soap on it, scrub my face. Rinse cloth, pour soap, scrub my pits. Next is torso, then dick/balls, then rear end crack, then legs, rinsing the wash cloth and reapplying soap each time obviously. Rinse and wring the wash cloth one last time, make sure soap is thoroughly rinsed off of my body, then done. I don't use shampoo, it's a scam. Cheers everyone.
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# ? Mar 21, 2016 06:20 |
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Internet Kraken posted:Curious, how does this actually help with shaving? I dunno about the whole pore thing tbh, it's just old shaving advice. the hot water does soften the hair however, making it easier to shave.
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# ? Mar 21, 2016 06:33 |
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Taking a cold shower cuts a toughness groove in your brain. I learned that from a Navy SEAL before he got brain cancer, so YMMV.
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# ? Mar 21, 2016 07:00 |
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The cabinet under my sink contains more hair care products than a boutique salon. Right now I'm using Avalon rosemary shampoo on my scalp, Alba on the other two feet of hair, and Oribe conditioner. Citrus body wash. I'm pretty sure I could brush my teeth or shave in the shower if I didn't have to wash my hair. My cats have started licking the shower curtain post-shower so once in a while I'll turn the water back on to freak them out.
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# ? Mar 21, 2016 08:01 |
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Scathach posted:Same this but under the rejuvinating streams pouring out of a brushed nickel danze 8" sunflower at 5 Gpm
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# ? Mar 22, 2016 00:19 |
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Rolo posted:Butthole last. Counterpoint: Butthole first
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# ? May 23, 2016 15:27 |
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sorry OP I'm a grower
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# ? May 23, 2016 17:10 |
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someone post kuuenbu's shower routine.
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# ? May 23, 2016 17:41 |
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Mephiston posted:someone post GE Cafe's shower routine.
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# ? May 23, 2016 18:05 |
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I bought a high-powered nozzle and shove the hot load of water right up my butt until it comes out my mouth. First it's just a bubbling of poo and blood but then it's pure, cleansing water.
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# ? May 23, 2016 20:43 |
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Rolo posted:Butthole last.
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# ? May 23, 2016 21:03 |
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I stand under the part where the water comes out.
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# ? May 23, 2016 21:35 |
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Young Cato posted:Thanks for asking. PYF your poor bachelor shower techniques. Your skin is probably drier than the inside of Hilary's vag.
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# ? May 23, 2016 21:44 |
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I get one of those huge bottles of Tresemme and use that for soap/shampoo
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# ? May 23, 2016 22:23 |
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Gotta take my post workout shower here. Gonna use this thread as my guide and shove a whole bar of soap up my rear end. Thanks goons!
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# ? May 23, 2016 22:36 |
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slowly turn in circles like u are a rotisserie chicken curved shower curtain rod so the clammy curtain doesn't touch against your fat loving slugbody just masturbate before you shower, masturbating in the shower takes forever and its hard to stay lubed its okay to spit in the shower, but dont hock up a loving loogie going pee pee or poo poo in the shower is heck gross shampoo? [citation needed]
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# ? May 24, 2016 00:27 |
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Wash first with shower, run hot bath, lay in water forever. Pruned fingers.
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# ? May 24, 2016 01:07 |
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lay down in the tub and cry (shower will hide your tears)
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# ? May 24, 2016 02:52 |
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I make sure to rub it a bit before if I know anyone's gonna see it
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# ? May 24, 2016 05:55 |
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# ? May 11, 2024 14:27 |
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Anytime my roommates hungover he lays down in the shower for literally an hour or more and it pisses me the f off!!
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