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Troposphere posted:I'd only rate my driver a 1 if they hit on me or tried to convert me to Christianity which was way more often than it should have been I had a cab driver try to convert me to islam once.
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pastorrich posted:I've never used uber. bah! you should try to get really mad about it for vague reasons that dont affect you, it seems to be the thing to do. i want to try it but ive ridden uber plenty of times so i feel like it wouldnt be the same
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olin posted:.They pay the drivers in Detroit 30 cents a mile. They are using Detroit as a petri dish to see how low they can put their rates and still get people to drive for them. I can see people from a tech start-up being this dumb
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I know the deal when it comes to ridin' sensei, however
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op if someone rates you 1 on uber try and find them on that stupid Peeple app or whatever it's called and vote them 1 in retaliation 
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I'm booking an uber driver right now and I'm rating him a 1 without even getting in the car.
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Applewhite posted:I had a cab driver try to convert me to islam once. at least that would have been interesting I always knew when it was going to happen because I'd get in the car and they'd have the Christian radio station on and I'd be like  had one guy hit on me AND try and convert me after I told him I was a lesbian that was a fun time
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Shaquin posted:voted thread one please fire OP from posting
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Troposphere posted:at least that would have been interesting did he ask for your juju? or just a regular
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Troposphere posted:at least that would have been interesting this reminds me I had one uber driver tell me he was an artist and sold his painting through a website, but it turned out to be an armageddon doomsday christian website. he also had the url on his hat
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I give all my uber drivers a 3. they all do an average job.
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Troposphere posted:at least that would have been interesting Maybe he thought that if he converted you the power of Christ would turn you straight and then you would date him.
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Wizzle-Wazzle posted:I give all my uber drivers a 3. they all do an average job. same
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THE DOG HOUSE posted:I stand in the food court of the mall making GBS threads steadily into my diaper while yelling at passersby "What are you mad about? This is a natural smell! It is normal to foul yourself regularly!"
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Troposphere posted:at least that would have been interesting would it have been better if it was Air America and he said he identified as a woman 
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Troposphere posted:at least that would have been interesting About 90% of the girls I wanna dink are lesbians so there
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Mar 24, 2016 18:36
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Get your wife/sister to ride along and give them handjobs with a free McDonalds drive in happy meal. How do you think the guys in the 8-9/10 guys get those scores?
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hmm i didnt think to compare uber drivers to making GBS threads in a diaper, this is a good point that i didnt consider previously.
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Sheep Goats goes to the bar, a pamphlet, subtitled "I hope she's a switch hitter at least"
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ANIME IS BLOOD posted:would it have been better if it was Air America and he said he identified as a woman I wouldn't date any uber driver that hit on me because it's mega creepy to hit on people you don't know who are in your car and can't escape you
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THE DOG HOUSE posted:hmm i didnt think to compare uber drivers to making GBS threads in a diaper, this is a good point that i didnt consider previously. The metaphor is apt.
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Sheep-Goats posted:About 90% of the girls I wanna dink are lesbians so there They aren't actually lesbians, they just want you to quit trying to put the moves on them you goon.
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I hate rating systems where only the very top rating is "my expectations were met". On a 1 to 5 scale 5 should not be what I have to put in for a run-of-the-mill experience, but having worked a few different customer service type jobs I know if I rate someone anything below the max that is essentially punitive.
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Sheep-Goats posted:About 90% of the girls I wanna dink are lesbians so there cool, same
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Troposphere posted:I wouldn't date any uber driver that hit on me because it's mega creepy to hit on people you don't know who are in your car and can't escape you Did he at least lock the doors immediately after asking you?
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Man Whore posted:They aren't actually lesbians, they just want you to quit trying to put the moves on them you goon. I've learned telling men you're a lesbian doesn't work at all because that just encourages them to change your mind so I just say I'm married now and that usually stops it
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Das interessiert mich Uberhaupt nicht OP
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Troposphere posted:I've learned telling men you're a lesbian doesn't work at all because that just encourages them to change your mind so I just say I'm married now and that usually stops it She's a lesbian...I bet she's curious what it's like to get hosed by a man though...
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Troposphere posted:I've learned telling men you're a lesbian doesn't work at all because that just encourages them to change your mind so I just say I'm married now and that usually stops it Nice, what else did you try telling them you are? HEre are some ideas to get started: a boat, a dog, a house.
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I had a dream once where I was anally violated and it was not a fun time so I can confidently say that personally I am not gay. Just thought you should all know
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Man Whore posted:I had a dream once where I was anally violated and it was not a fun time so I can confidently say that personally I am not gay. Just thought you should all know was the violator in your dream an uber driver
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Man Whore posted:They aren't actually lesbians, they just want you to quit trying to put the moves on them you goon. No that's 95% of girls Of the 5% that are left a further 90% are actual lesbians
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I don't know any lesbians but if I did i'd buy them the PS4 game infamous and go from there
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Troposphere posted:cool, same Let's team up, it's a good deal for you, 90 for ten, ok?
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ANIME IS BLOOD posted:was the violator in your dream an uber driver wouldn't be surprised. They bust unions so honestly there is no limits toward their depravity.
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Don't worry goons, he'll be ok. I hear if you're deactivated then you can pay uber to take an uber sponsored class that will grant you the right to get hosed... I mean drive again.
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I never rate anything the top grade. Out of 5 stars 4 is the best anyone will ever get from me, because 5 suggests perfection.
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NihilismNow posted:I never rate anything the top grade. Out of 5 stars 4 is the best anyone will ever get from me, because 5 suggests perfection. thanks, dwight
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ANIME IS BLOOD posted:thanks, dwight HAha 5.
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They do the same bullshit on ebay. whats the use having a 5 star system if you are only incentivising at perfection. Much like driver last night, on the ride home I will rate this thread a 4 for just barely fondling the balls.
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