why do people act like north korea is full of retards?

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social vegan: Nov 7, 2014

The leader of north korea single-handedly invented most major inventions there, so is it jealousy? Are you mad that N K elect officials based on merit and smarts and not because they're a kinda hip dude who smokes WEED like jokebama or donnie trumpstain or davey pigfucker? They also probably have good food and less white people taking pictures of their name written on starbucks cups ipso factor checkmate. Why don't u look at yourself before you judge others god dang

# ? Mar 31, 2016 23:12

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# ? Apr 28, 2024 00:49

Chinatown: Sep 11, 2001; by Fluffdaddy; Fun Shoe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IumkoOmMpTU

# ? Mar 31, 2016 23:13

Darkman Fanpage: Jul 4, 2012

his dad got a hole in one the first time he played golf. that's impressive.

# ? Mar 31, 2016 23:14

bring back old gbs: Feb 28, 2007; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Darkman Fanpage posted:

his dad got a hole in one the first time he played golf. that's impressive.

i heard he was born in a mountain right on the top of it

# ? Mar 31, 2016 23:15

Enfield: May 30, 2011; by Nyc_Tattoo

well now i dont know what to believe

# ? Mar 31, 2016 23:15

Blistex: Oct 30, 2003; Macho Business
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Darkman Fanpage posted:

his dad got a hole in one the first time he played golf. that's impressive.

# ? Mar 31, 2016 23:16

OMG JC a Bomb!: Jul 13, 2004; We are the Invisible Spatula. We are the Grilluminati. We eat before and after dinner. We eat forever. And eventually... eventually we will lead them into the dining room.

My favorite part about the DPRK is the photos of their vast and mighty armies where every soldier in it looks like he eats twice a week at most.

# ? Mar 31, 2016 23:17

bring back old gbs: Feb 28, 2007; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

lmao in my heartKim actually DID get like 1 legit real actual hole in one and he was really proud of it but all his lackeys kept inflating the numbers and now its just a joke. hes actually really pissed about it.

# ? Mar 31, 2016 23:18

AugmentedVision: Feb 17, 2011; by exmarx

OMG JC a Bomb! posted:

My favorite part about the DPRK is the photos of their vast and mighty armies where every soldier in it looks like he eats twice a week at most.

That's because they're actually the same guy copy and pasted

# ? Mar 31, 2016 23:19

Gatekeeper: Aug 3, 2003; He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

it's because we had to say a pledge to allegiance every day before learning, it makes us literally fascist and mean at other different pretty cool nouns that just happen to have communist adjectives before them

# ? Mar 31, 2016 23:20

Thirsty Girl: Dec 5, 2015

because they are mongoloids

# ? Mar 31, 2016 23:20

a whole buncha crows: May 8, 2003; WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)

OMG JC a Bomb! posted:

My favorite part about the DPRK is the photos of their vast and mighty armies where every soldier in it looks like he eats twice a week at most.

no othjer army in the world could do this america would break down after missing lunch threads would fall apart gangtags would b useless, what would we snapchat if not our meals social order would crumble

they can survive for years without food

# ? Mar 31, 2016 23:21

Darkman Fanpage: Jul 4, 2012

bring back old gbs posted:

i heard he was born in a mountain right on the top of it

and the heavens opened and there rainbows

# ? Mar 31, 2016 23:21

spud: Aug 27, 2003; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

north korea just mis-understood korea https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AkxGj3Lr3D0

# ? Mar 31, 2016 23:21

Al Cowens: Aug 11, 2004; by WE B Bourgeois

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HDa82Bg111I

# ? Mar 31, 2016 23:22

a whole buncha crows: May 8, 2003; WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)

vietnam was all about poor lunch supplies

# ? Mar 31, 2016 23:22

SurfaceDetail: Feb 17, 2016; by Cowcaster

Because they let a fat narcissistic retard rule them with an iron fist.

# ? Mar 31, 2016 23:24

Chinatown: Sep 11, 2001; by Fluffdaddy; Fun Shoe

Nation posted:

vietnam was all about poor lunch supplies

58k americans died in Vietnam and all we got was Sriracha.

# ? Mar 31, 2016 23:33

a whole buncha crows: May 8, 2003; WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)

Chinatown posted:

58k americans died in Vietnam and all we got was Sriracha.

assorted breads and branded snacks not bombs

# ? Mar 31, 2016 23:37

SurfaceDetail: Feb 17, 2016; by Cowcaster

We did get 35 years of almost uninterrupted Republican government culminating in Ronald loving Reagan so at least something good happened.

# ? Mar 31, 2016 23:43

City of Tampa: May 6, 2007; by zen death robot

i wonder what would happen if we just dropped all sanctions and were like "whatever" to NK

# ? Mar 31, 2016 23:44

Ork of Fiction: Jul 22, 2013

Did you miss the part, OP, where it's only one guy inventing everything while everyone else is dumb as gently caress?!

# ? Mar 31, 2016 23:46

ClamdestineBoyster: Aug 15, 2015; Can't post for 10 years!

Blistex posted:

I'm, I'm just gonna use the "footwedge" :airquote:

oh look another one putt hole.

# ? Mar 31, 2016 23:46

Zeluth: May 12, 2001; by Fluffdaddy

Even I want to give them food and I am selfish as gently caress.

# ? Mar 31, 2016 23:46

That Robot: Sep 16, 2004; ask me anything about robots; Buglord

bring back old gbs posted:

i heard he was born in a mountain right on the top of it

I like how your old av was Eva unit 01 and now it's the Dolan meme

I enjoy both so good job

Also NK is full of brainwashed retards

Why would an atheist communist country declare its leaders to be divine supermen? :laffo:

# ? Mar 31, 2016 23:56

Infidel Castro: Jun 8, 2010; Again and again
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That Robot posted:

I like how your old av was Eva unit 01 and now it's the Dolan meme

I enjoy both so good job

Also NK is full of brainwashed retards

Why would an atheist communist country declare its leaders to be divine supermen?

Haven't you ever read Atlas Shrugged? Sheesh. :rolleyes:

# ? Mar 31, 2016 23:58

That Robot: Sep 16, 2004; ask me anything about robots; Buglord

SurfaceDetail posted:

We did get 35 years of almost uninterrupted Republican government culminating in Ronald loving Reagan so at least something loving stupid happened.

fixed

also hth

# ? Mar 31, 2016 23:59

That Robot: Sep 16, 2004; ask me anything about robots; Buglord

City of Tampa posted:

i wonder what would happen if we just dropped all sanctions and were like "whatever" to NK

they would spam troops at seoul faster than they could send zerglings in response

Infidel Castro posted:

Haven't you ever read Atlas Shrugged? Sheesh.

that book is either a handjob for demented libertarians in book form or it's making fun of Atlas for being a stupid piece of poo poo who shrugged. he had one job and he failed at it

# ? Apr 1, 2016 00:02

Masturbasturd: Sep 1, 2014

Maybe we can get some Cubans to go and talk to them, find out what their beef is. They speak the same commietalk, right?

# ? Apr 1, 2016 00:31

hohhat: Sep 25, 2014

City of Tampa posted:

i wonder what would happen if we just dropped all sanctions and were like "whatever" to NK

Not gonna sell any F-35s that way.

# ? Apr 1, 2016 00:36

Flavahbeast: Jul 21, 2001

sell them to NK imo

# ? Apr 1, 2016 00:48

AugmentedVision: Feb 17, 2011; by exmarx

Flavahbeast posted:

sell them to NK imo

This is funny and ridiculous enough that it might happen

# ? Apr 1, 2016 01:03

Dave_Indeed: Feb 22, 2004; by FactsAreUseless

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

I'm, I'm just gonna use the "footwedge" oh look another one putt hole.

That little pencil is my best club.

I read this whole article about a guy that played golf in NK at their only course and snuck out a few prohibited photos without getting jailed for life in Super Jail. He asked them about the hole in ones and they were like, "Yeah I've heard about that but I was not at the course that day."

That must be their safe fall statement for not getting executed and having your family murdered.

Anyhow here it is: http://www.earthnutshell.com/out-of-bounds-in-north-korea-pyongyang-golf-course/

I also feel cheated that there isn't an unlockable character in Rory Mcilroy Golf for The Supreme Leader. He just holes every shot off the tee. That would loving own.

# ? Apr 1, 2016 01:04

EorayMel: May 30, 2015; WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Fran�ais.

OP vacations to north korea

But probably does not try to steal signs for his church.

# ? Apr 1, 2016 01:23

happyhippy: Feb 21, 2005; Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup; Pillbug

Crystal Meth is allowed there.

So let's roll in with tanks.

# ? Apr 1, 2016 01:34

bring back old gbs: Feb 28, 2007; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

happyhippy posted:

Crystal Meth is allowed there.

So let's roll in with tanks.

lmao i bet the drugs that make u more hungry carry the death penalty

# ? Apr 1, 2016 01:38

CRIP EATIN BREAD: Jun 24, 2002; Hey stop worrying bout my acting bitch, and worry about your WACK ass music. In the mean time... Eat a hot bowl of Dicks! Ice T; Soiled Meat