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social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



i like the part where the anime kills itself

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Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Call your Sempai on the phone and when he answers pant heavily into the receiver until he hangs up.

Dr Cheeto
Mar 2, 2013
Wretched Harp
Sneak into Sempai's room and clean it thoroughly. Replace his porn with a photograph of yourself.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Dr Cheeto posted:

Sneak into Sempai's room and clean it thoroughly. Replace his porn with a photograph of yourself.

This is a pro move. It demonstrates that while you're a competent and organized, you are not without your sensuality.

kalel
Jun 19, 2012

i'd like to inform all of you that misspelling "senpai" triggers me. please notice me

Dr Cheeto
Mar 2, 2013
Wretched Harp

SciFiDownBeat posted:

i'd like to inform all of you that misspelling "senpai" triggers me. please notice me

Senpai and sempai are both correct, actually. There are multiple ways to properly Romanize a given Japanese word.

Debating the finer points of Romanization isn't the best way to Sempai's heart.

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

SciFiDownBeat posted:

i'd like to inform all of you that misspelling "senpai" triggers me. please notice me

no.

kalel
Jun 19, 2012

Dr Cheeto posted:

Senpai and sempai are both correct, actually. There are multiple ways to properly Romanize a given Japanese word.

Debating the finer points of Romanization isn't the best way to Sempai's heart.

thanks for noticing~

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Historical research shows that Kohais who grew up without being noticed by their Senpais are more likely to ignore Kohais when they become Senpais themselves. It's a vicious cycle.

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


Applewhite posted:

Historical research shows that Kohais who grew up without being noticed by their Senpais are more likely to ignore Kohais when they become Senpais themselves. It's a vicious cycle.

an unbroken chain of ignoring senpais and unnoticed kohais stretching back to the dawn of time

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



hey buddy try stepping back fromt he computer maybe don't post so much god take a chill pill put it away god dang

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

Applewhite posted:

Historical research shows that Kohais who grew up without being noticed by their Senpais are more likely to ignore Kohais when they become Senpais themselves. It's a vicious cycle.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

MiracleWhale posted:

an unbroken chain of ignoring senpais and unnoticed kohais stretching back to the dawn of time

Imagine four kohais on the edge of a cliff, over a senpai...

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Sneak into Sempai's room while he's asleep and blast an airhorn directly into his ear.

Dr Cheeto
Mar 2, 2013
Wretched Harp
A hashtag campaign on Twitter

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

nuclear holocaust but instead of bombs its strippers what with the glittery tits and such

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


name him as the defendant in a multimillion dollar lawsuit that will take years to play out in the courts before ultimately being declared frivolous

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Steal his identity and run up a huge credit card debt.

Eastbound Spider
Jan 2, 2011



Throw yourself infront of his car/bike/legs and pretend to be injured

Dr Cheeto
Mar 2, 2013
Wretched Harp
Throw yourself in front of sempai's car and sue for damages

e:fb

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Shatter the Master Gem into seven shards and scatter them across the world so that he must go on a lengthy quest to retrieve and reunite them. Store the final gem shard inside your heart.

PantsandCola
Aug 17, 2013

you did good... you did good
Who sens the senpais?

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Cast Summon Skeletons and sic them on Sempai.

a peck of pickled peckers
Aug 3, 2014

I am your Redeemer! It is by my hand that you arise from the ashes of this world!

Hack into Sempai's Netflix account and fill his queue with anime

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


burn a lock of his hair and a drop of his blood in a candle flame and envision your life together and then bend down and use the flame to light the pool of gasoline which you have poured all around the base of his house

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Sneak into his house and turn on all the gas burners on his stove without lighting them.

Dr Cheeto
Mar 2, 2013
Wretched Harp

Applewhite posted:

Sneak into his house and turn on all the gas burners on his stove without lighting them.

Cosmo recommended this as a great way to put the heat back in your relationship

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro
Scream racial epithets at your senpai in public places

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Booblord Zagats posted:

Scream racial epithets at your senpai in public places

It worked for Gnarly :iamafag:

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Applewhite posted:

It worked for Gnarly :iamafag:

As far as epithets go, the one he used is easily the tamest and least offensive one. Step up your game for senpai shouting imo

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
I'm permabanned Kohai Sempaistomper 58...

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Applewhite posted:

I'm permabanned Kohai Sempaistomper 58...

Man, thats a pro-as-all-hell username

Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014
Lowtax is a senpai of sorts. Just post in the banme thread and you'll get noticed.

Dave_Indeed
Feb 22, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
Did anyone suggest peeing in their butt yet?

Do that, or, a garbage bag full of mosquitos. You tie them up and then duct tape the bag around their neck.

Eastbound Spider
Jan 2, 2011



Cut the brakes on sennpais car, making him rely on you for rides.

Lawrence Gilchrist
Mar 31, 2010

Oh the senpai in the mirror/
Is crying tonight
And there's nothing I can tell them/
To make them feel all right
Oh the senpai in the mirror/
Is crying 'cause of me
And I wish there was something/
Some way to notice me


Edit: I can't believe it's what I see

That the senpai in the mirror
The senpai in the mirror...
Is
You

Lawrence Gilchrist fucked around with this message at 01:21 on Apr 2, 2016

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


share needles with senpai and give him the gift of the virus known as hiv)it's aids)

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

brainstorm with your nakama to come up with a really sugoi keikaku

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

LOVE LOVE SKELETON posted:

brainstorm with your nakama to come up with a really sugoi keikaku
now you're just making words up

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coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

a hole-y ghost posted:

now you're just making words up

you noticed! <3

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