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8-Bit Scholar
Jan 23, 2016

by FactsAreUseless
Senpai is so cool and dreamy, but they'll never notice a nothing like me.

How can I get senpai to notice me?

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ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Develop a poop fetish they can't ignore.

Knight
Dec 23, 2000

SPACE-A-HOLIC
Taco Defender
Nut the fucker

insulated staircase
Aug 21, 2014

post anime in gbs

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

kill a man

8-Bit Scholar
Jan 23, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

symbolic posted:

kill a man

Does it have to be a biological man?

Oprah
Nov 26, 2015
I heard self immolation works pretty nicely.

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
Skirt w/ no panties.

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

get out of gbs and post in the crew threads with all the other sadbrain pedophiles

Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot
Hell Gem
Rake your claws along senpai's back when least expected; meow affectionately and roll onto your back, displaying your soft undersides. If pursued, flee and evade any attempt at intimacy to compound senpai's interest and frustration.

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

speak english

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

cram as much of the tentacle demon's shovemeat into your stink ditch as possible

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
Show up for class naked.

8-Bit Scholar
Jan 23, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

ScrotoTurboSperg posted:

get out of gbs and post in the crew threads with all the other sadbrain pedophiles

senpai is older than me tho ???

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

get kidnapped by senpai, spend 2 years in a rape dungeon

edit: http://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-35910268 this is the logical end to all anime fandom

8-Bit Scholar
Jan 23, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

ScrotoTurboSperg posted:

get kidnapped by senpai, spend 2 years in a rape dungeon

edit: http://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-35910268 this is the logical end to all anime fandom

You seem very upset about many things. Let's just take it down a notch, deep breaths. You wanna get high? I got some buddha man, smoke up. My treat. You want some tea? I'll make you a sandwich.

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

8-Bit Scholar posted:

You seem very upset about many things. Let's just take it down a notch, deep breaths. You wanna get high? I got some buddha man, smoke up. My treat. You want some tea? I'll make you a sandwich.

are you going to try and rape me

Coolness Averted
Feb 20, 2007

oh don't worry, I can't smell asparagus piss, it's in my DNA

GO HOGG WILD!
🐗🐗🐗🐗🐗
find what senpai loves most in the world and then kill it
that way you're guaranteed to move up in their view of the world
repeat as neccisary until senpai loves you

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

Coolness Averted posted:

find what senpai loves most in the world and then kill it
that way you're guaranteed to move up in their view of the world
repeat as neccisary until senpai loves you

what if senpai loves itself

answer that with your fancy GED

ghosTTy
Sep 22, 2008

ask kwehstions

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
post in a garbage thread

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
but no seriously op ty for the memes i love them keep them ujp a +

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
Poop in his cookie jar.

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


i figured i'd just follow senpai home and lightly tap on his window at night, then when he bolts awake he just sees my shadow, silhouetted before a blood red moon

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois
Search youtube for something called Yandere Simulator and then you'll know.

Fart Puzzle
Jul 25, 2007

compressed fart pieces

i would probably fart in he mouth

DoctorStrangelove
Jun 7, 2012

IT WOULD NOT BE DIFFICULT MEIN FUHRER!

I'm my own senpai now.

8-Bit Scholar
Jan 23, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

DoctorStrangelove posted:

I'm my own senpai now.

t-teach me!!!

Coolness Averted
Feb 20, 2007

oh don't worry, I can't smell asparagus piss, it's in my DNA

GO HOGG WILD!
🐗🐗🐗🐗🐗

ScrotoTurboSperg posted:

what if senpai loves itself

answer that with your fancy GED

DoctorStrangelove posted:

I'm my own senpai now.

He gets it!
Looks like DoctorStrangelove had a GED and a narcissist senpai too

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

Al Cowens posted:

Search youtube for something called Yandere Simulator and then you'll know.
my ultra-weeb friend showed me this

it's something, that's for sure

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.
> check inventory

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

8-Bit Scholar posted:

Senpai is so cool and dreamy, but they'll never notice a nothing like me.

How can I get senpai to notice me?

wtf is senpai

is that some jap word for taco

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

Coolness Averted posted:

He gets it!
Looks like DoctorStrangelove had a GED and a narcissist senpai too

:nws:

http://i.imgur.com/MmBKV8X.gif

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois

gnarlyhotep posted:

wtf is senpai

is that some jap word for taco
It's an administrative title in Taiwanese Multi-level Marketing organizations

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

Al Cowens posted:

It's an administrative title in Taiwanese Multi-level Marketing organizations

i dont know what most of these words mean

staberind
Feb 20, 2008

but i dont wanna be a spaceship
Fun Shoe

Al Cowens posted:

Search youtube for something called Yandere Simulator and then you'll know.

That guys voice is the calmest, gooniest voice i have ever heard.

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois

ScrotoTurboSperg posted:

i dont know what most of these words mean
It's like a web forum for Tunisian Basket Weaving enthusiasts

e: Or, to put it another way, a video tutorial on Ethiopian scrotum stretching techniques. I hope this makes things a little clearer

World Kraid Center
Oct 18, 2009
kick him in the dick and balls really hard for no reason when he thought you were happy little friends and give him permanent and lasting mental trauma for life

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.
whhhhhhhip it ouuuuuuttuh :cool:

Coolness Averted posted:

find what senpai loves most in the world and then kill it
that way you're guaranteed to move up in their view of the world
repeat as neccisary until senpai loves you

what if you were number 2, and the loss of number 1 actually moves you down?

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pr0p
Dec 8, 2011
I will bend over and let the bottom of my asscheeks show out the back o' my stained tighty whiteys

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