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He saves the world but has to go to heaven or whatever cos he is tainted meat probably all scarred and hosed up with a 100 yard stare / jumpy in the dark As a bit of extra discussion I'm gonna go out an a limb and say that gimli is probably the funniest of the fellowship to imagine getting dirty Lets keep on topic thx
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gimli eats the rear end
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Apr 2, 2016 18:18
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yeah cuz he and sam totally traveled like a bajillion miles through the wilderness together without buggering each other even once not
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Cnut the Great posted:yeah cuz he and sam totally traveled like a bajillion miles through the wilderness together without buggering each other even once his 'gardener'
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Apr 2, 2016 18:19
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did you miss the long hazy gangbang scene at the end of the return of the king movie?
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Apr 2, 2016 18:19
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sam banged frodo its barely even subtext
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Apr 2, 2016 18:19
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what did gollum do while they were having a moment?
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Cnut the Great posted:yeah cuz he and sam totally traveled like a bajillion miles through the wilderness together without buggering each other even once i would probably watch it, i guess
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Apr 2, 2016 18:20
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i totally would eat the dennys meal based off it
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Apr 2, 2016 18:20
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sam seems like a power bottom to me
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Apr 2, 2016 18:21
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Shaquin posted:sam seems like a power bottom to me "Share the load"
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Apr 2, 2016 18:23
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Nation posted:what did gollum do while they were having a moment? My guess is they had him go find hamsters and hamster accessories.
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Apr 2, 2016 18:28
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Marshall Louis posted:My guess is they had him go find hamsters and hamster accessories. raw and wriggling
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Apr 2, 2016 18:30
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doesnt the ring grow depending on what you are putting i ton?
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Apr 2, 2016 18:39
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lord of the cock rings
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Apr 2, 2016 18:40
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I was walking around and heard back room shenanigans, I think it was pokemon.
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Apr 2, 2016 18:46
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A virgin ?! I assumed he'll have lots of hot elf sex in that new land he's going to. Some elf chick must have a hobbit fetish. When you live 6,000 years you become bored a lot
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Apr 2, 2016 18:49
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When you place the ring of power on your finger and it contracts and shrinks its the same as putting your finger in Sauron's evil butthole. Also there was probably an orc and hobbit orgy off screen somewhere at some point.
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Apr 2, 2016 18:49
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XMNN posted:sam banged frodo its barely even subtext Nah I bet their sublimated desire was the fuel that kept them going
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Apr 2, 2016 18:50
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Decebal posted:A virgin ?! I assumed he'll have lots of hot elf sex in that new land he's going to. Some elf chick must have a hobbit fetish. When you live 6,000 years you become bored a lot Legolas probably reveals a hairy foot fetish on the boat.
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Apr 2, 2016 18:50
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no way he got any elf love he was put in quarantine
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Apr 2, 2016 19:10
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ithink its likely that gimli and legolas jacked off together one time
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Apr 2, 2016 19:12
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They were definitely bro-y enough for that by the time return of the king rolled around maybe they tag teamed Legos GF from those hobbit movies???
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Shaquin posted:ithink its likely that gimli and legolas jacked off together one time Pretty sure Aragorn and Gimli had something going on. "Toss me!"
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Apr 2, 2016 19:15
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Show me on the doll where Gandalf touched you
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Apr 2, 2016 19:18
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Nation posted:He saves the world but has to go to heaven or whatever cos he is tainted meat probably all scarred and hosed up with a 100 yard stare / jumpy in the dark I need a coherent topic first
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Apr 2, 2016 19:18
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i like the scene where frodo puts the ring on to watch sam shower under a waterfall naked the tension when sam hears him breathing is directing magic from p.j.
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Darth123123 posted:I need a coherent topic first its in the title you dummy
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Apr 2, 2016 19:21
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Sick and tired of all these "Frodo and Sam hosed" jokes. Frodo clearly hates fatties and led Sam on without ever even giving him a handy because that's what cockteases do. Joke's on Frodo though as he becomes Sam's live-in butler and stays a virgin while hearing Sam plow fine hobbit rear end every night.
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The movies really pushed the brokeback mountain poo poo with sam and frodo. In the books its more of a whimsical interpretation you can make if you want to be edgy and impress your genderqueer lit prof. In the movies they practically rub sams choad all over the viewers face
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Apr 2, 2016 19:35
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SurfaceDetail posted:The movies really pushed the brokeback mountain poo poo with sam and frodo. In the books its more of a whimsical interpretation you can make if you want to be edgy and impress your genderqueer lit prof. In the movies they practically rub sams choad all over the viewers face Tolkien probably got that from being a soldier in WW1. Plus weren't men "allowed" to show more affection before the big fear of being called gay appeared in the 20th century ?
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SurfaceDetail posted:The movies really pushed the brokeback mountain poo poo with sam and frodo. In the books its more of a whimsical interpretation you can make if you want to be edgy and impress your genderqueer lit prof. In the movies they practically rub sams choad all over the viewers face https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CXVqdEQ2cY4 edit: Go to 2:39 for the money shot. Cnut the Great fucked around with this message at 19:47 on Apr 2, 2016 |
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Apr 2, 2016 19:45
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XMNN posted:sam banged frodo its barely even subtext
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Decebal posted:Tolkien probably got that from being a soldier in WW1. Plus weren't men "allowed" to show more affection before the big fear of being called gay appeared in the 20th century ? Yes homosexuals have ultimately destroyed the emotional life of men
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Decebal posted:Plus weren't men "allowed" to show more affection before the big fear of being called gay appeared in the 20th century ? Yeah they were allowed to kiss each other on the lips and gently caress each other's bumholes and no one thought anything of it. Now everyone calls you a gay if you dare show any of your male friends that kind of affection, even the so called "enlightened" liberals. It's sad.
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Mange Mite posted:Yes homosexuals have ultimately destroyed the emotional life of men No, the idiots who were too insecure did that
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Well Frodo never died, so no.
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Apr 2, 2016 19:51
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Frodo was the son of a local celebrity and came back a hero Dude got mad pussy
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Cnut the Great posted:Yeah they were allowed to kiss each other on the lips and gently caress each other's bumholes and no one thought anything of it. Now everyone calls you a gay if you dare show any of your male friends that kind of affection, even the so called "enlightened" liberals. It's sad. Please see here http://www.slate.com/blogs/outward/2013/11/21/male_affection_and_touch_homophobia_ruins_platonic_touch_for_straight_men.html
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how me a frog posted:Well Frodo never died, so no. False. Mortal beings such as Hobbits remain mortal even in the Undying Lands, you loving moron.
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