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Let's talk about sex. I am a highly sexual person, and completely the opposite of a demisexual. I do not require any emotional attachment to someone to have sex. It is simply sex to me; to be honest, sex without previous emotional attachment is usually better in my opinion. That does not mean that I can't have sex with someone that I am attached to and it be meaningful, it just simply means that I do not require that to have sex. I am attracted to masculinity. That is not to say that I'm an effeminate bottom and need to be dominated. If you need to define people with those labels, we probably aren't compatible. Also, that is not gender-specific. I have met plenty of masculine women that really turn me on. (OITNB is full of them if you need reference) However, I struggle with gender. As vulgar or promiscuous as this may sound to you, I just really like dick. I can not imagine being in a successful relationship without dick. I have no problems at all with dating women, I'm just not sure that the sex would really work... which ultimately would result in a failing relationship. Physically, I am attracted to average-looking people. I am not attracted to people who appreciate being able to see their ribs and I am not attracted to people that are morbidly obese. I appreciate a belly and some body hair. I do not want any to spend any amount of time wondering if I think they are "attractive enough". That is self-deprecating and terrible. Yes, I have standards, but I assure you they are far looser than what your average Grindr user is looking for. Also, just being honest, do not lie about your dick size. Size matters to me. A REAL six inches is totally fine. More than that is appreciated, but by no means a requirement. However, if you have a penis the size of a standard trapezoidal eraser, we will not be having sex. I've had enough sex in my life to know that a three inch penis is not going to satisfy me, no matter how much I care about you. It is an ugly truth, I know.
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# ? Apr 27, 2024 17:40 |
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I got a big dick, ama
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# ? Apr 2, 2016 22:56 |
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Carmant posted:Let's talk about sex.
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# ? Apr 2, 2016 22:58 |
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my penis is negative six inches
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# ? Apr 2, 2016 22:58 |
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8-Bit Scholar posted:I got a big dick, ama how big is it?
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# ? Apr 2, 2016 23:00 |
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8-Bit Scholar posted:I got a big dick, ama pm me
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# ? Apr 2, 2016 23:01 |
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ive had sex before. So what?
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# ? Apr 2, 2016 23:02 |
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Hello sexhaver welcome to the Something Awful Forums™
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# ? Apr 2, 2016 23:03 |
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No dick pics guys sorry, strict policy, live performances only. You can check the tour dates on my website, once it gets up.
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# ? Apr 2, 2016 23:03 |
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Or should I say well-cum ??? LOL! No I should not because that is not how to spell the word welcome.
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# ? Apr 2, 2016 23:04 |
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I'm not gonna read all that poo poo. You got some kind of wild hair up your rear end OP?
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# ? Apr 2, 2016 23:17 |
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Carmant posted:Let's talk about sex. I am a highly sexual person, and completely the opposite of a demisexual. I do not require any emotional attachment to someone to have sex. It is simply sex to me; to be honest, sex without previous emotional attachment is usually better in my opinion. That does not mean that I can't have sex with someone that I am attached to and it be meaningful, it just simply means that I do not require that to have sex. Three olives alt spotted
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# ? Apr 2, 2016 23:19 |
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Sex: yes please
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# ? Apr 2, 2016 23:20 |
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Isaac posted:Sex: yes please Sex with the op: no thanks
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# ? Apr 2, 2016 23:21 |
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You lost me at demisexual. Does that mean that you sleep with demons or something? Iirc, that's how you end up with a evil spider baby
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# ? Apr 2, 2016 23:22 |
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if you aint eaten ya partner's booty then 100% someone else is, this is a fact op
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# ? Apr 2, 2016 23:22 |
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ChrisHansen posted:You lost me at demisexual. Does that mean that you sleep with demons or something? It means sex with demi moore or in other wirds a milf hunter
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# ? Apr 2, 2016 23:24 |
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Punch it, Hurb Yo, I don't think we should talk about this Come on, why not? People might misunderstand what we're tryin' to say, you know? No, but that's a part of life) Come on [CHORUS] Let's talk about sex, baby Let's talk about you and me Let's talk about all the good things And the bad things that may be Let's talk about sex Let's talk about sex Let's talk about sex Let's talk about sex Let's talk about sex for now to the people at home or in the crowd It keeps coming up anyhow Don't decoy, avoid, or make void the topic Cuz that ain't gonna stop it Now we talk about sex on the radio and video shows Many will know anything goes Let's tell it how it is, and how it could be How it was, and of course, how it should be Those who think it's dirty have a choice Pick up the needle, press pause, or turn the radio off Will that stop us, Pep? I doubt it All right then, come on, Spin [CHORUS] Hot to trot, make any man's eyes pop She use what she got to get whatever she don't got Fellas drool like fools, but then again they're only human The chick was a hit because her body was boomin' Gold, pearls, rubies, crazy diamonds Nothin' she ever wore was ever common Her dates heads of state, men of taste Lawyers, doctors, no one was too great for her to get with Or even mess with, the Prez she says was next on her list And believe me, you, it's as good as true There ain't a man alive that she couldn't get next to She had it all in the bag so she should have been glad But she was mad and sad and feelin' bad Thinkin' about the things that she never had No love, just sex, followed next with a check and a note That last night was dope Let's talk about sex, baby (sing it) Let's talk about you and me (sing it, sing it) Let's talk about all the good things And the bad things that may be Let's talk about sex (come on) Let's talk about sex (do it) Let's talk about sex (uh-huh) Let's talk about sex Ladies, all the ladies, louder now, help me out Come on, all the ladies - let's talk about sex, all right [repeat] (Yo, Pep, I don't think they're gonna play this on the radio And why not? Everybody has sex I mean, everybody should be makin' love Come on, how many guys you know make love?) [CHORUS]
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# ? Apr 3, 2016 00:00 |
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I sexed once. It was horrible.
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# ? Apr 3, 2016 00:04 |
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Eat caca dookie op
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# ? Apr 3, 2016 00:13 |
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Check my post history for a good sex thread.
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# ? Apr 3, 2016 00:31 |
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Carmant posted:Let's talk about sex. I am a highly sexual person, and completely the opposite of a demisexual. I do not require any emotional attachment to someone to have sex. It is simply sex to me; to be honest, sex without previous emotional attachment is usually better in my opinion. That does not mean that I can't have sex with someone that I am attached to and it be meaningful, it just simply means that I do not require that to have sex. have you ever, you know, had sex?
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# ? Apr 3, 2016 00:34 |
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That's a really long winded way to get around the word filter op.
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# ? Apr 3, 2016 00:40 |
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various cheeses posted:That's a really long winded way to get around the word filter op.
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# ? Apr 3, 2016 00:41 |
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People who talk down about "Anal is popular now...." like it's some travesty. Bitch, the butt stuff been around since time immemorial.
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# ? Apr 3, 2016 00:41 |
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various cheeses posted:That's a really long winded way to get around the word filter op. ha
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# ? Apr 3, 2016 00:42 |
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My dick is so small that people pay to see/mock it. The abuse is severe but the money is good.
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# ? Apr 3, 2016 00:44 |
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Wicker Man posted:People who talk down about "Anal is popular now...." like it's some travesty. Bitch, the butt stuff been around since time immemorial. Wisdom of the ancients, brother Or as Aristophanes said: "A hole is a hole is a hole. Now suck my dick"
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# ? Apr 3, 2016 00:46 |
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drat horror queefs posted:Wisdom of the ancients, brother All it takes is one Greek comedy to realize we've been making dick jokes as long as we've had language, and as long as humanity exists in any form, we'll be making dick jokes. gently caress, even after the singularity happens and we're computer programs we'll still be trying to get laid and brag about cocks lonelylikezoidberg fucked around with this message at 00:53 on Apr 3, 2016 |
# ? Apr 3, 2016 00:51 |
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It turns me on when the girl loathes me and I'm like ow your teeth are scraping my dick and she sighs loudly and rolls her eyes
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# ? Apr 3, 2016 01:14 |
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i am attracted to AIDS
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# ? Apr 3, 2016 01:18 |
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:have you ever, you know, had sex? Err.. no
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# ? Apr 3, 2016 01:40 |
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dad gay. so what posted:i am attracted to AIDS yeah, they are usually pretty cute, but why did you spell it in all caps?
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# ? Apr 3, 2016 01:40 |
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dad gay. so what posted:i am attracted to AIDS bug chaser
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# ? Apr 3, 2016 01:42 |
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Carmant posted:Err.. no you should try it. its pretty fun
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# ? Apr 3, 2016 01:44 |
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well you know what you like, good luck on your path
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# ? Apr 3, 2016 02:02 |
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I'm always doing a sex and have stuck my penis in many vagoober
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# ? Apr 3, 2016 02:07 |
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Motherfucker posted:I'm always doing a sex and have stuck my penis in many vagoober thats nice. the adults are talking now.
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# ? Apr 3, 2016 02:09 |
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I don't want to have any sex thanks.
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various cheeses posted:That's a really long winded way to get around the word filter op.
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