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Decebal
Jan 6, 2010
I've been going to this lebanese barber for 10 years. I just sit down and he knows exactly what to do. I hope he doesn't die because I don't know how to describe what he's doing to someone else. 15$ and I give him 5$ as a tip :)

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Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

i pay 20 and a 5 dollar tip. Its worth it... dunno what betamax is on about, not everyone can rock the noguard buzz.

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Decebal posted:

I've been going to this lebanese barber for 10 years. I just sit down and he knows exactly what to do. I hope he doesn't die because I don't know how to describe what he's doing to someone else. 15$ and I give him 5$ as a tip :)

Better take a picture and save it in Evernote

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
i havent let anyone touch my stupidly long lumber in years, i dress and trim it myself. i even worked up the nerve to cut my own router jigs after a few drinks and it didnt turn out terrible so that was a *gently caress yeah proud* moment for me. lumber yard stuff is just too expensive, it would literally take several hundred dollars because a lot of places charge by the foot after the first span :negative:

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

honestly i had the same convo (jokingly) with my haircutter about what i would do if she died and she was like oh just say you want x on the sides with y,z

if you asked the barber he could tell you how to reproduce it.

Maoist Pussy
Feb 12, 2014

by Lowtax

Sheep-Goats posted:

I liked that "I'm an attorney" fakepost you made last night MP

I don't make fakeposts, S-G, you know that.

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Maoist Pussy posted:

I don't make fakeposts, S-G, you know that.

I object your honor
-Maoist Pussy

:rolleyes:

Decebal
Jan 6, 2010

Sheep-Goats posted:

i havent let anyone touch my stupidly long lumber in years, i dress and trim it myself. i even worked up the nerve to cut my own router jigs after a few drinks and it didnt turn out terrible so that was a *gently caress yeah proud* moment for me. lumber yard stuff is just too expensive, it would literally take several hundred dollars because a lot of places charge by the foot after the first span :negative:

I like to watch the Woodsmith Shop program on the Create channel. Those guys really know what they're doing ! It's pretty relaxing to watch actually

tater_salad
Sep 15, 2007


VendaGoat posted:

just switch to loving whiskey already.

What am I a loving alcoholic?

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

tater_salad posted:

What am I a loving alcoholic?

Yes.

Yes, you are.

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

VendaGoat posted:

Yes.

Yes, you are.

Decebal
Jan 6, 2010
I loved getting drunk, but now the hangovers are just too much. a pretty low tier drug . Quality wine is still worth it

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

Decebal posted:

I loved getting drunk, but now the hangovers are just too much. a pretty low tier drug . Quality wine is still worth it

buddy... i know... i know.... I've actually started drinking significantly less because of the horseshit that is a hangover. We can all agree they blow.

bongwizzard
May 19, 2005

Then one day I meet a man,
He came to me and said,
"Hard work good and hard work fine,
but first take care of head"
Grimey Drawer
When I was young I used to kinda enjoy them, like it was a sign that I had done something fun. Now not so much, I only over drink if I can spend the next day in bed reading pulp detective stories and drinking fizzy water.

Decebal
Jan 6, 2010
I need some more ideas for hangover foods. Kimchi soup hits the spot, but I'm sure there's more.

Let's help each other like brothers !

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

Decebal posted:

I need some more ideas for hangover foods. Kimchi soup hits the spot, but I'm sure there's more.

Let's help each other like brothers !

Smoke weed

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe

Sheep-Goats posted:

Skyler is a really low quality wife and bad person.

LOL if you wouldn't marry that big Nordic broad

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
I woulda divorced her like a year after that kid was born, gently caress her

tater_salad
Sep 15, 2007


VendaGoat posted:

Yes.

Yes, you are.

Well poo poo then time to take a break from killing 18 packs on a long weekend.

Honky Dong Country
Feb 11, 2015

VendaGoat posted:

The ladythread is spying on us.

Someone replace the "NO GIRLZ ALLOWED!" sign on TT.

If the internet was a physical place I'd walk into LadyChat thread and drop a fart so rancid that half of them vomit and the other half throw shoes/call emergency services.

And it would be totally worth it.

E: oh poo poo son bosses got ice cream tonight. I'm happy about this but it's exactly like the ice cream before D-Day on Band of Brothers because we go down into the reactor cavity tonight and it's incredibly contaminated down there from drilling holes in the highly radioactive lower internals.

Honky Dong Country fucked around with this message at 23:06 on Apr 3, 2016

ChairmanMeow
Mar 1, 2008

Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!
Lipstick Apathy
there are ladies in there that would clap

Honky Dong Country
Feb 11, 2015

Much respect, clappers

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations

ChairmanMeow posted:

there are ladies in there that would clap

i might clap

or i might take it as a challenge :butt:

ChairmanMeow
Mar 1, 2008

Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!
Lipstick Apathy
I would just go to byob for a few hours that place always smells like weed

Man Whore
Jan 6, 2012

ASK ME ABOUT SPHERICAL CATS
=3



I think it smells like death


what with it being mostly dead all the time

Honky Dong Country
Feb 11, 2015

whoflungpoop posted:

i might clap

or i might take it as a challenge :butt:

Well if it's that kind of party Ima stick my dick in the mash p'taters. :colbert:

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

ChairmanMeow posted:

there are ladies in there that would clap

whoflungpoop posted:

i might clap

or i might take it as a challenge :butt:

:thumbsup:

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations
seriously tho i spent most of the afternoon eating a variety of smoked meats i even learned to enjoy pork ribs which i thought id never like but mr poop is a meat magician and not just in the :wiggle: way

basically my rear end is a smelly time bomb and a single glass of milk will set it off and fix yalls nosehair problems for good

Honky Dong Country
Feb 11, 2015

Lol this liar expects us to believe that girls fart

bongwizzard
May 19, 2005

Then one day I meet a man,
He came to me and said,
"Hard work good and hard work fine,
but first take care of head"
Grimey Drawer
Farting is gross and like acoustic guitar playing, should only be done alone.

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations

Honky Dong Country posted:

Lol this liar expects us to believe that girls fart

we dont fart

we permanently deforest :twisted:

Honky Dong Country
Feb 11, 2015

whoflungpoop posted:

we dont fart

we permanently deforest :twisted:

Lol.

I've dropped enough rancid ones that if I even laugh while reading the forums on my phone my coworkers get really nervous.

That said, the only person I know who has made somebody vomit with a fart was a tiny girl less than 100lbs. I consider that a silver medal though because the victim was already very sick to their stomach.

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

bongwizzard posted:

Farting is gross and like acoustic guitar playing, should only be done alone.

I'm getting real disappointed in your opinions and personal fashion sense itt bw

Honky Dong Country
Feb 11, 2015

Sheep-Goats posted:

I'm getting real disappointed in your opinions and personal fashion sense itt bw

He drinks warm beer man, he was more or less dead to me after that.

bongwizzard
May 19, 2005

Then one day I meet a man,
He came to me and said,
"Hard work good and hard work fine,
but first take care of head"
Grimey Drawer

Sheep-Goats posted:

I'm getting real disappointed in your opinions and personal fashion sense itt bw

Why don't you eat some cabbage and play Wonderwall about it then tough guy?

Edit: It was anger beer, anger beer is best drank warm, it works better that way.

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
I prefer a really loud abrasive sounding fart in public to a quiet one that bothers me for 40 minutes in the solitude of my home, as though I had let a church adherent doing missions in the door and they are trying to find ways to not leave

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Honky Dong Country posted:

He drinks warm beer man, he was more or less dead to me after that.

What a doodie brain

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

bongwizzard posted:

Edit: It was anger beer, anger beer is best drank warm, it works better that way.

No half measures doodie brain

bongwizzard
May 19, 2005

Then one day I meet a man,
He came to me and said,
"Hard work good and hard work fine,
but first take care of head"
Grimey Drawer
I'm still waiting for my song dude.

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raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

bongwizzard posted:

I'm still waiting for my song dude.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I7MBGpZK9wg

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