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Sapient Afro
Jan 22, 2012

Well, you threatened to shove a knife up his dickhole.

I'm of the theory that Big Boss is literally the only person in the world that Ocelot is attracted to

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Simsmagic
Aug 3, 2011

im beautiful



How could you not be though

Bruceski
Aug 21, 2007

The tools of a hero mean nothing without a solid core.

Big Boss shows Ocelot up in Russia in 1964, and he's been all "Senpai please notice me" ever since.

Spalec
Apr 16, 2010
Ocelot being in love with Big Boss isn't subtext. It's Text. Ocelot explicitly says it in TPP.

Spiritus Nox
Sep 2, 2011

beep by grandpa posted:

Ocelot is not loving gay. This is not up for debate.

You're joking, right? Ocelot is the gayest character in a pretty gay series.

Danaru
Jun 5, 2012

何 ??

Simsmagic posted:

How could you not be though

SyntheticPolygon
Dec 20, 2013

Simsmagic posted:

How could you not be though

Most people who meet BB fall in love with him, but unfortunately he only has eyes for cardboard boxes and guns.

RatHat
Dec 31, 2007

A tiny behatted rat👒🐀!

Spalec posted:

Ocelot being in love with Big Boss isn't subtext. It's Text. Ocelot explicitly says it in TPP.

Doesn't he explicitly say that he's in love with the legend of Big Boss?

Scalding Coffee
Jun 26, 2006

You're already dead
The "legend" being his penis.

Accordion Man
Nov 7, 2012


Buglord

RatHat posted:

Sort of. At the end of Phantom Pain you learn he was poisoned by Skullface while Big Boss was in a coma and was slowly becoming a vegetable. At the time the game takes place he was already effectively "dead". The Patriots were being run by Sigint/the AIs by that point.
MGS5 just really sounds like Kojima just gave up on the series and just went genuine stupid instead of the series' usual fun stupid. I might play the game one day, but I don't really feel compelled to anymore.

beep by grandpa posted:

I've been really enjoying the Metal Gear lore these last few days everyone, keep it up, but I just want to make something crystal clear here with the speculation before it gets too outta hand.

Ocelot is not loving gay. This is not up for debate.
Ocelot's love for Big Boss was like one of his biggest motivations, dude. The games are pretty blatant about that.

Geostomp
Oct 22, 2008

Unite: MASH!!
~They've got the bad guys on the run!~

Sapient Afro posted:

I'm of the theory that Big Boss is literally the only person in the world that Ocelot is attracted to

This is most likely. Ocelot is neither gay, straight, or bi. He is Big Boss-sexual.

TwoPair
Mar 28, 2010

Pandamn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta
Grimey Drawer

Scalding Coffee posted:

The "legend" being his penis.

Now go, let the legend come back to life!

Trick Question
Apr 9, 2007


Accordion Man posted:

MGS5 just really sounds like Kojima just gave up on the series and just went genuine stupid instead of the series' usual fun stupid. I might play the game one day, but I don't really feel compelled to anymore.

Plot woes aside, MGS5 is the best game in the series. Hell, I'd even rate the cutscenes as some of the best in the series, it's just that there's so few of them. Most of the really stupid plot points are relegated to tapes you can listen to while you do other stuff.

RatHat
Dec 31, 2007

A tiny behatted rat👒🐀!
MGS5 is fantastic. It has some issues(like all Metal Gear games) but the main problem is it's unfinished. The whole resolution to Eli and Mantis' story was cut.

Zereth
Jul 9, 2003



RatHat posted:

MGS5 is fantastic. It has some issues(like all Metal Gear games) but the main problem is it's unfinished. The whole resolution to Eli and Mantis' story was cut.
That was confirmed as being Mantis then? (I never got around to finishing but I kinda don't care about doing so anymore)

Cleretic
Feb 3, 2010


Ignore my posts!
I'm aggressively wrong about everything!

Zereth posted:

That was confirmed as being Mantis then? (I never got around to finishing but I kinda don't care about doing so anymore)

The remains of Mission 52, the intended conclusion, doesn't really confirm it, but it makes more sense than anything else.

He saved Eli from both a napalm strike and death by parasite, leaving them alone on an island together. He was also the only reason Sahelanthropus was moving at all; the thing wasn't mechanically capable of supporting its own weight, so that was all telekinesis, one of Mantis' powers otherwise unexhibited by the child. It's still technically possible that kid wasn't Psycho Mantis, but it would be a bigger reach if it wasn't him than if it was.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Cleretic posted:

The remains of Mission 52, the intended conclusion, doesn't really confirm it, but it makes more sense than anything else.

He saved Eli from both a napalm strike and death by parasite, leaving them alone on an island together. He was also the only reason Sahelanthropus was moving at all; the thing wasn't mechanically capable of supporting its own weight, so that was all telekinesis, one of Mantis' powers otherwise unexhibited by the child. It's still technically possible that kid wasn't Psycho Mantis, but it would be a bigger reach if it wasn't him than if it was.

The game never explicitly says "Yo, Tretij is Psycho Mantis" but he is. His theme song is called "Angering Mantis" on the soundtrack, Kojima called him Man-Chan when revealing his Play Arts Kai figure on Twitter, and one of the tapes in the game from Ocelot mentions the use of the gas mask to shield his mind from outside influence. If the kid isn't Psycho Mantis, I don't know what the hell he could be.

Garrand
Dec 28, 2012

Rhino, you did this to me!

HOOLY BOOLY posted:

Well that's Liquid being gay vicariously through Ocelot. You assumingly beat the hypnosis off of Ocelot right before he dies? So it technically wasn't him.

Pretty certain it's just Ocelot at that point. You've already beaten the hypnosis out of him in the first two stages of that fight (Liquid and Liquid Ocelot.)

Ada
Apr 22, 2014

Practice proper gun's safety.
I love how Big Boss continues to always be the best at everything. They explain Mantis' powers get activated and controlled by anger and hate, and in one of the logs they say that power was dormant until BB wakes up from his coma and his anger was so powerful that it awoke Mantis' powers from miles away.

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Spiritus Nox posted:

You're joking, right? Ocelot is the gayest character in a pretty gay series.

Ocelot is gay as all hell, but you are saying he is more gay than Vamp.

*links Vamp v Raiden fight*

Zereth
Jul 9, 2003



Lid posted:

Ocelot is gay as all hell, but you are saying he is more gay than Vamp.

*links Vamp v Raiden fight*

Isn't there a codec conversation in MGS2 that explicitly states that Vamp is bisexual?

Geemer
Nov 4, 2010



Zereth posted:

Isn't there a codec conversation in MGS2 that explicitly states that Vamp is bisexual?

Isn't that why he's called Vamp? Instead of because of him being a literal vampire?

Random Hajile
Aug 25, 2003

Lid posted:

Ocelot is gay as all hell, but you are saying he is more gay than Vamp.

I think it's a fair assessment, actually.

Tzarnal
Dec 26, 2011

Zereth posted:

Isn't there a codec conversation in MGS2 that explicitly states that Vamp is bisexual?

I don't know the exact scenes or conversations its mentioned in but before ( or possibly even concurrent with ) his relationship with Fortune he was in one with her father. Yes he's bisexual.

beep by grandpa
May 5, 2004

Raiden: okay, he's an ageless superman who drinks blood, was impaled by a cross, has superhuman strength, speed and is from Romania, I see that's why they call him Vamp...

Snake: no u fuckin retard they call him VAMP cause he's a bisexual

MGS2 owns

Patter Song
Mar 26, 2010

Hereby it is manifest that during the time men live without a common power to keep them all in awe, they are in that condition which is called war; and such a war as is of every man against every man.
Fun Shoe
MGS2 is the best MGS.

Granted, I've only experienced Metal Gear through Chip Cheezum LPs, so that might skew me a bit, but what a wild ride.

LPs are a very different experience because it already feels like watching a TV show so there's no difference between gameplay and cutscene. Probably why I enjoyed MGS4 so much...listening to Chip and Ironicus take the piss out of 90 minute cutscenes was very entertaining, probably far more so than to actually play that game.

OldMemes
Sep 5, 2011

I have to go now. My planet needs me.
MGS 3 is the best - the way all the different elements come together in the game: the story, the mechanics, the level design, the endless little touches and easter eggs. It's still an incredible game. MGS V is better from a techinal view, but the way MGS 3 tells its story through the world it creates - incredible game design.

Demonbait
Apr 14, 2014
You can throw snakes at men while they're distracted by porn. Also The Boss. MGS3 is the best metal gear.

Accordion Man
Nov 7, 2012


Buglord

Geemer posted:

Isn't that why he's called Vamp? Instead of because of him being a literal vampire?
Yep, Vamp was also originally supposed to be a woman but then they went with the better idea of making the character a hairy dude.

fool of sound
Oct 10, 2012

OldMemes posted:

MGS 3 is the best - the way all the different elements come together in the game: the story, the mechanics, the level design, the endless little touches and easter eggs. It's still an incredible game. MGS V is better from a techinal view, but the way MGS 3 tells its story through the world it creates - incredible game design.

MGS3 certainly has the most restrained and IMO strongest writing. I'm saying this about a game with a man who turns bees into machine guns and a Russian who is a lightning wizard.

Manatee Cannon
Aug 26, 2010



3 is the best overall package, 5 is the most fun to actually play. phantom pain dropped the ball on some things, but it's mechanically one of the best stealth games ever made

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

OldMemes posted:

MGS 3 is the best - the way all the different elements come together in the game: the story, the mechanics, the level design, the endless little touches and easter eggs. It's still an incredible game. MGS V is better from a techinal view, but the way MGS 3 tells its story through the world it creates - incredible game design.

This is how I feel. It's got what feels like more gameplay than 1 and 2 did (definitely more than 4, which literally has more cutscenes than gameplay) and some unique features to the series like the eating. It's also got the most rockin' theme song of the whole series.

Scalding Coffee
Jun 26, 2006

You're already dead
There is a new Pittsburgh Watchdog app where you can use your phone to become a vigilante on finding fraud. Sadly, no underscore.

Zereth
Jul 9, 2003



chitoryu12 posted:

This is how I feel. It's got what feels like more gameplay than 1 and 2 did (definitely more than 4, which literally has more cutscenes than gameplay) and some unique features to the series like the eating. It's also got the most rockin' theme song of the whole series.
I'm pretty sure I got asked to save twice during a series of cutscenes in MGS4 that weren't interrupted by any gameplay whatsoever, not even "now walk five feet" technically giving me control back stuff.

Tippis
Mar 21, 2008

It's yet another day in the wasteland.

Zereth posted:

I'm pretty sure I got asked to save twice during a series of cutscenes in MGS4 that weren't interrupted by any gameplay whatsoever, not even "now walk five feet" technically giving me control back stuff.

Probably during the Eva infodump after the already fairly uninteresting city section. You definitely get a save in the middle somewhere, and I seem to recall you get another towards the end before the lead-in to the bike chase starts.

kalonZombie
May 24, 2010

D&D 3.5 Book of Erotic Fantasy
Act 3 is where I gave up playing MGS4 myself, to be honest. After the not so interesting sneaking and an hour long cutscene that I had to save in the middle of, any momentum I had for the game was killed. Which apparently was the wrong thing to do because having watched Chip's LP I quit pretty might right before the game gets really good.

bman in 2288
Apr 21, 2010

kalonZombie posted:

Act 3 is where I gave up playing MGS4 myself, to be honest. After the not so interesting sneaking and an hour long cutscene that I had to save in the middle of, any momentum I had for the game was killed. Which apparently was the wrong thing to do because having watched Chip's LP I quit pretty might right before the game gets really good.

Act 3 is a lot of things. Well-paced is not one of them.

Actually, it's a lot of not-great things. Some good things, most definitely. But a lot of the not-good things in the game are here.

Regalingualius
Jan 7, 2012

We gazed into the eyes of madness... And all we found was horny.




On an unrelated note: I'm somewhat baffled Konami still hasn't ever released 4 on anything but PS, considering how much of the rest of the series they ported over or designed for from the start.

TwoPair
Mar 28, 2010

Pandamn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta
Grimey Drawer

Regalingualius posted:

On an unrelated note: I'm somewhat baffled Konami still hasn't ever released 4 on anything but PS, considering how much of the rest of the series they ported over or designed for from the start.

But then how would they get that sweet joke about disc swapping in, huh? You gonna pay Christopher Randolph to come in and record 4th wall breaking gag lines about the 360/PS4/Xbox one's processors? That would take forever.

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Cleretic
Feb 3, 2010


Ignore my posts!
I'm aggressively wrong about everything!

TwoPair posted:

But then how would they get that sweet joke about disc swapping in, huh? You gonna pay Christopher Randolph to come in and record 4th wall breaking gag lines about the 360/PS4/Xbox one's processors? That would take forever.

Yeah, honestly it's reasons like that that MGS4 never hit any other consoles. There's a lot of really minor bits to the whole experience that being on a PS3 is crucial to; that line, Mantis' bits about the hardware, Mk. III being controlled by a Dualshock. The flashback to MGS1 just before Act 4 requires a working PS1 emulator, too. Replacing or removing any of that would require more effort than most companies that actually wanted to do that would go through, and this is Konami we're talking about.

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