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He was a gentleman in the streets and a fartsniffer in the sheets
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Apr 15, 2016 03:12
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He liked farts in his face lol
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Apr 15, 2016 03:13
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To NORA Dublin 8 December 1909 My sweet little whorish Nora I did as you told me, you dirty little girl, and pulled myself off ... At every gently caress I gave you your shameless tongue came bursting out through your lips and if a gave you a bigger stronger gently caress than usual, fat dirty farts came spluttering out of your backside. You had an arse full of farts that night, darling, and I hosed them out of you, big fat fellows, long windy ones, quick little merry cracks and a lot of tiny little naughty farties ending in a long gush from your hole. It is wonderful to gently caress a farting woman when every gently caress drives one out of her. I think I would know Nora's fart anywhere. I think I could pick hers out in a roomful of farting women. It is a rather girlish noise not like the wet windy fart which I imagine fat wives have. It is sudden and dry and dirty like what a bold girl would let off in fun in a school dormitory at night. I hope Nora will let off no end of her farts in my face so that I may know their smell also.
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Apr 15, 2016 03:17
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there's a pretty simple algorithm for alpha maleness and I can't figure it out which is weird bcuz i'm great at math
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Apr 15, 2016 03:20
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whoflungpoop posted:To NORA Dublin 8 December 1909 I was going to ask what possessed you to write those words, but I googled it and that's actually something he wrote 
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Apr 15, 2016 03:25
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did anyone mention that he liked farts and poop yet
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Apr 15, 2016 03:26
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he didn't lose his virginity till he was 26 and this was only after years of begging nora barnacle (his wife) she decided to just give a hand job so he would shut up about it and i guess that's how blooms day got started
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Apr 15, 2016 03:26
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Profondo Rosso posted:I was going to ask what possessed you to write those words, but I googled it and that's actually something he wrote Just imagine what all the famous writers of, well, whenever would be doing today with internet access. (Probably writing bad fan fiction or in prison for literally being Aatrek (Nabokov, that guy who wrote Alice in Wonderland, and a bunch of other fucks)) Blahsmack posted:he didn't lose his virginity till he was 26 and this was only after years of begging nora barnacle (his wife) she decided to just give a hand job so he would shut up about it and i guess that's how blooms day got started
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Apr 15, 2016 04:21
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what is a high test alpha male? If that's a synonym for Irish then ya I'm behind on my PC terminology
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Apr 15, 2016 04:24
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Profondo Rosso posted:I was going to ask what possessed you to write those words, but I googled it and that's actually something he wrote Stephen King wrote an extended child orgy scene in one of his books and no one seemed to care.
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Apr 15, 2016 04:27
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Profondo Rosso posted:I was going to ask what possessed you to write those words, but I googled it and that's actually something he wrote i WISH i was as talented as Joyce  i remember some other letter reminiscing about loving her butt and how much he enjoyed the smell of her poop on his dick he was a man far ahead of his time and right behind that azzzz
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Apr 15, 2016 04:33
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this isn't a gagelion thread?
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Apr 15, 2016 04:35
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you want to be my dirty little fuckbird OP i will gently caress you up the arse
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Apr 15, 2016 05:47
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I DO ALPHA MALE poo poo like writing hundreds of thousands of idiot words
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Apr 15, 2016 05:50
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i liked the letter where he sent her money to buy lingerie which in those days was still bloomers and hes all 'yeah get this color with some frilly lace and dab perfume on the legs' and its naughty but in such a quaintly innocent way and then hes like 'oh and leave a skidmark in them'
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Apr 15, 2016 06:24
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Gaunab posted:Stephen King wrote an extended child orgy scene in one of his books and no one seemed to care. Stephen King is a hack though.
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Apr 15, 2016 06:27
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Colonel Cancer posted:(Probably writing bad fan fiction or in prison for literally being Aatrek (Nabokov, that guy who wrote Alice in Wonderland, and a bunch of other fucks)) Nabokov wasn't a pedophile, ya fuckin' tard.
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Apr 15, 2016 07:08
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Colonel Cancer posted:
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Apr 15, 2016 07:18
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Nooner posted:He liked farts in his face lol hosed up if false
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Apr 15, 2016 07:22
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Colonel Cancer posted:Just imagine what all the famous writers of, well, whenever would be doing today with internet access. this is an extremely bad post.
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Apr 15, 2016 07:42
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WatermelonGun posted:this is an extremely bad post. I actually decided to imagine all that stuff like he said, and, wow.. its crazy. Give it a shot.
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Apr 15, 2016 09:40
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How about Bukowski? Biggest beta out there imo
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Apr 15, 2016 10:12
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I bet my granddad sucked at least one of their dicks
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Apr 15, 2016 10:16
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Didn't Joyce just write a bunch of nonsense and people only pretend to understand or like it to seem smart??
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Apr 15, 2016 10:36
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he put that poo poo out right after ww1 and the spanish flu, too. as if we hadnt suffered enough, now we gotta hear the irish speak
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Apr 15, 2016 10:45
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The Dennis System posted:Didn't Joyce just write a bunch of nonsense and people only pretend to understand or like it to seem smart?? That's Finnegan's Wake, but yeah, white people are pretty dumb and gullible.
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Apr 15, 2016 10:52
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Nooner posted:He liked farts in his face lol a james joyce fart in he own mouth, a shameful james
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Apr 15, 2016 10:56
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wait i thought ulysses was the incomprehensible pile of garbage. is there anything this guy wrote that wasnt toilet paper??
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Apr 15, 2016 10:58
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Falun Bong Refugee posted:That's Finnegan's Wake, but yeah, white people are pretty dumb and gullible. its funny when people accidentally imply blacks/other races are dumb by trying to insult whites
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Apr 15, 2016 11:58
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Black people are good at.. basketball dancing and twitter memes.. but not books thats for dumb crackers
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Apr 15, 2016 11:59
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Doctor Schnabel posted:wait i thought ulysses was the incomprehensible pile of garbage. is there anything this guy wrote that wasnt toilet paper?? That letter was pretty choice
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Apr 15, 2016 12:04
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Falun Bong Refugee posted:That's Finnegan's Wake, but yeah, white people are pretty dumb and gullible. nah, white critics are always like "you can't go further than finnegans wake, it was a dead end experiment-end of literature, ect" There actually a few weird Finnegan Wake inspired books by african american authors, like this one where dude goes to a mythical country and talks incomprehensible finwake punslangz forever 
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Apr 15, 2016 12:17
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"literary" authors shamefully sniffing their own farts and then writing about their own farts is why all the real creatives moved on to memes and twitter btw
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Apr 15, 2016 12:40
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I've read Ulysses, apparently the bulk of Finnegan's Wake is even more word-salad (which is no easy feat), and the fart letter is probably the longest contiguous stretch of semi-coherent writing of his I've ever come across. e: so what I'm trying to say is yeah, probably alpha as gently caress since good tryhard writing is a nerd pastime for betas
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Apr 15, 2016 12:44
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The Dennis System posted:Didn't Joyce just write a bunch of nonsense and people only pretend to understand or like it to seem smart?? Doctor Schnabel posted:wait i thought ulysses was the incomprehensible pile of garbage. is there anything this guy wrote that wasnt toilet paper?? Doctor Schnabel posted:"literary" authors shamefully sniffing their own farts and then writing about their own farts is why all the real creatives moved on to memes and twitter btw 
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Apr 15, 2016 12:49
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ITT: "i don't understand it so it must be dumb useless bullshit lol"
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Apr 15, 2016 12:49
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do you understand it, smart guy?!
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Apr 15, 2016 12:53
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we got a live one, boys
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Apr 15, 2016 12:54
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When only like 5 spergs in the world can understand what u wrote, that's pretty worthless imo!
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