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Honky Dong Country posted:314159 Rare disorder! "What little evidence we have suggests that someone formerly known to you has been co-opted by a malicious spirit and will soon come to you in the night, attaching itself to your back, running its thin inch long immaterial claws through your flesh, giving you every unpleasant sensation you would receive as if they were material, but none of the physical damage. The creature also reads lists of items it feels you might be interested in from catalogs unceasingly into your left ear"
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I want to play! 1543
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Y'all got "Jock Lich". A diminutive undead spellcaster has made your nether regions his permanent home. No attempt of permanent removal works, as his philastery is hidden deep inside your nutsack. The itch is unbearable, and every once in a while a random paladin gives you a righteous kick in the nuts.
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1414
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Colonel Cancer posted:Y'all got "Jock Lich". A diminutive undead spellcaster has made your nether regions his permanent home. No attempt of permanent removal works, as his philastery is hidden deep inside your nutsack. The itch is unbearable, and every once in a while a random paladin gives you a righteous kick in the nuts.
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Silver lung As your net personal wealth approaches the regional mean more and more thin flakes of silver begin appearing in your respiratory tract, giving you valuable confetti coughs as well as an irritating case of COPD
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Colonel Cancer posted:999 Colorectal golemic displacement Turd shaped golems crawl out of the toilet when you fall asleep and attempt to remove and displace any feces in your digestive tract. Like all golems these are nearly invincible and your general state of continual bed making GBS threads with never abating constipation will not end until your death or, possibly, unless you gently caress a dog or raccoon.
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Description of academic process for including or excluding particular references
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Everything in your body has stopped growing except for your joints, you will soon look like one of those articulating dolls they use in drawing class
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ChrisHansen posted:8675309 Liminal transporting flatulence Each fart cause a microteleportation. There is significant risk that you could be teleported a few inches into some solid material item such as a computer chair or parkay floor, causing atomic melding and indescribable pain. It is suggested you hold your farts in until you can get your clothes off and make it to the middle of the room, doing a small hop before each release.
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Sheep-Goats posted:You continually lactate grease yeah im what you would call "swarthy" so this adds up
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rolling 571 oh man I hope I get a good one!
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Sheep-Goats posted:Rare disorder! This is why you never trust pi.
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Dreddout posted:1337 that's the ant thing
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do 123456 if someone's already done that, do 654321 or 6677766
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Angry Birds Suicide posted:60457 please Pannic Blood Tubers Microscopic prankster goat gods float on innertubes down the branches of your circulatory system, throwing beer cans and horn casings up on the banks as they go along, hootin and hollerin
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Sheep-Goats posted:Pannic Blood Tubers This seems more like a blessing.
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"Use Euler's method with three steps of width delta x = 1/3 to approximate y(1) if dy/x = xy and and the y-intercept of the solution of the differential equation is (0, -2), or be thrown into the lake of fire"
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VendaGoat posted:This seems more like a blessing. generally speaking, you want your circulatory system relatively free of debris
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Argent-Demonic/Hyperionic Disorder Your guardian spirit alternates between showering blessings on yourself and cursing those nearest to you, making you even more of a pariah than your stinking goon rear end should be.
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okay 210985
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boom boom boom posted:generally speaking, you want your circulatory system relatively free of debris I disagree. I hope my blood is littered with red and white blood cells, plasma and other substances necessary for life. The last thing I want is just water coursing through my veins.
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remigious posted:I want to play! 1543 Common Cold (Folk Derivation) Runny nose, headache, and stuffy sinuses, all actually caused by being outside without a jacket on rather than a viral illness. Treatable by warm soup, fresh country air, card from grandma.
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Choco1980 posted:1414 Filmic adherence When in contact with any surface that has been coated, whether by a thin film of water, oil, paint, Armor All, &c., the film slowly multiplies and attempts to envelop you. It suggest strongly you remove the rubber piss protector from under your bedsheet. I assume you are already completely "diligent" toward preventing other nocturnal emissions.
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Isaac posted:151 Sheep-Goats posted:The Skrits Dreddout posted:1337 Sheep-Goats posted:You retain a kind of fluid that ants desire with all of their being and your also make these shrill burps that alert ants to your location raton fucked around with this message at 01:12 on Apr 21, 2016 |
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Takane posted:321311 Banshee's Transference Any music with lyrics (including Peter Framptonesq guitar voices) have those lyrics replaced with the wail of the banshee, a sound beyond horrifying, yet also compelling. You frequently end up listening to The End by the The Doors like twelve times in a row but instead of Morrison rambling on about babby's first Oedipus it's just howls
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Sheep-Goats posted:Banshee's Transference HELL yeah, that's awesome.
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cyberia posted:6121 A grey witch has used a kind of astral acid on the parts of your brain that prevent you from confessing dark desires to friends, family, and colleagues. Fortunately this does not apply to social media so you are safe, for now.
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Professor Shark posted:65478 Wrack Spiders have cocooned you into their web, the parts of you that matter in any case. Healers may try to reach you in the form of aggressive fratbros in bars, enraged policemen, or the fathers of daughters whose honor you have insulted. It is in your best interest to egg them on whenever possible so that they may help shift you back into your real body, which may give you the strength to escape the spider's silks. There's a footnote that says this entry may have been placed into the book by a less-than-clever prankster imp, but that it may also be legitimate. If you believe you have been cocooned by Wrack Spiders it has an email address you can use to enroll in a study.
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798000 I'd imagien they ran out of poo poo by then.
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