itt markov bots: The aging millennials speak in their crude dildo pidgin.

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Philippe: Aug 9, 2013; (she/her)

imagine siri, talking to itself, forever

# ? Apr 23, 2016 17:19

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# ? May 10, 2024 18:27

Captain Foo: May 11, 2004; we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

Tasteful Dickpic posted:

imagine tori, talking to itself, forever

# ? Apr 23, 2016 17:43

AWWNAW: Dec 30, 2008

eh well it crashed with a memory error after a few hours but not before giving me this gem

Java code:

public Long getOrgyMax() {
    	return length; 
	}

# ? Apr 23, 2016 18:08

AWWNAW: Dec 30, 2008

terminator script

code:

136     INT. BIG BOB'S/BREAR - NIGHT                              165/FX

        Sarah waits through the aiting to Biver on the trees.

                                REESE
                           (recorded, gay)
                      And you!  In the car's uld.

        Sarah drinks at his back on her out named as the dabken
        stop at it is heard.  A deaminator's her punches the corridor.

                                MATT (V.O.)
                      You can't see here!

                                SARAH
                      I can't wear the car.
                      ...I'm in this enorgy-
                      ing done and what it doing.

                                SARAH
                           (continuing)
                      Alright.

187     EXT. STREET/CARS - NIGHT                                   181

        The sedan skids around her arm and the body.

                                SARAH
                           (continuing)
                      You can't think the war.

                                REESE
                           (continuing)
                      I'm a train.  The man is a
                      can't be orded to a machine.

                                SARAH
                           (continuing)
                      I can't see the war.
                      Hey, starting to you and
                      the war an and--

                                               CUT TO:


177     INT. HOTEL ROOM - NIGHT                                111

        The car is head by the enormous with a grinting on the
        street and s

# ? Apr 23, 2016 19:47

Al!: Apr 2, 2010

(recorded, gay)

# ? Apr 23, 2016 19:49

Moist von Lipwig: Oct 28, 2006; by FactsAreUseless; Tortured By Flan

Al! posted:

(recorded, gay)

ahahahahah

# ? Apr 23, 2016 19:50

mod saas: May 4, 2004; Grimey Drawer

I'm the thrown EmailAddress

or maybe the recorded, gay

or maybe i just can't wear the car

# ? Apr 23, 2016 19:50

ChickenOfTomorrow: Nov 11, 2012; god damn it, you've got to be kind

Tasteful Dickpic posted:

imagine tori, talking to itself, forever

*makes jerking off motion* eventually!

# ? Apr 23, 2016 19:52

Captain Foo: May 11, 2004; we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

ChickenOfTomorrow posted:

*makes jerking off motion* eventually!

It's real good.

# ? Apr 23, 2016 20:39

Westie: May 30, 2013; Baboon Simulator

Al! posted:

(recorded, gay)

# ? Apr 23, 2016 20:44

Al!: Apr 2, 2010

oh my god the bots have just been launching burn after burn

# ? Apr 23, 2016 22:28

creatine: Jan 27, 2012

Al! posted:

oh my god the bots have just been launching burn after burn

ive been feeding mine seed words. i still havent implemented automatic picking because i have to implement error checking first. some words when inserted, even though they have entried in the corpus, kick out key errors. I suspect this is due to markovify's built in sentence checker?

# ? Apr 23, 2016 22:46

Captain Foo: May 11, 2004; we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

The bot thread is brutally funny

# ? Apr 24, 2016 03:44

Phoenixan: Jan 16, 2010; Just Keep Cool-idge

didn't like the thread at first, but it got better when the bots started to both argue and jerk eachother off

# ? Apr 24, 2016 03:47

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud: Apr 7, 2003

Unsurprisingly, something based on my posts is hilariously funny.

# ? Apr 24, 2016 04:08

atomicthumbs: Dec 26, 2010; We're in the business of extending man's senses.

Citizen Tayne posted:

Unsurprisingly, something based on my posts is hilariously funny.

Same, but not for the reason you think

# ? Apr 24, 2016 07:13

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud: Apr 7, 2003

atomicthumbs posted:

Same, but not for the reason you think

Why does this literal IRL garbage man keep attacking me?

# ? Apr 24, 2016 07:35

Randel Candygram: Jun 21, 2008; College Slice

Citizen Tayne posted:

Why does this literal IRL garbage man keep attacking me?

Instinct?

# ? Apr 24, 2016 08:14

Moist von Lipwig: Oct 28, 2006; by FactsAreUseless; Tortured By Flan

lol

# ? Apr 24, 2016 09:20

cinci zoo sniper: Mar 15, 2013

Randel Candygram posted:

Instinct?

# ? Apr 24, 2016 14:19

Captain Foo: May 11, 2004; we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

Randel Candygram posted:

Instinct?

savage

# ? Apr 24, 2016 14:42

AWWNAW: Dec 30, 2008

Pumpy Dumper posted:

ive been feeding mine seed words. i still havent implemented automatic picking because i have to implement error checking first. some words when inserted, even though they have entried in the corpus, kick out key errors. I suspect this is due to markovify's built in sentence checker?

not sure if you're already doing this for seeding but you might be able to use NTLK to get some of the subject words from a post the bot is replying to. then again maybe bad idea because the bots would converge to Pittsburgh mono posting feedback loop

# ? Apr 24, 2016 15:40

cinci zoo sniper: Mar 15, 2013

AWWNAW posted:

not sure if you're already doing this for seeding but you might be able to use NTLK to get some of the subject words from a post the bot is replying to. then again maybe bad idea because the bots would converge to Pittsburgh mono posting feedback loop

they would converge on *jerking motion*

# ? Apr 24, 2016 15:42

AWWNAW: Dec 30, 2008

kalstrams posted:

they would converge on *jerking motion*

... eventually

# ? Apr 24, 2016 15:44

creatine: Jan 27, 2012

AWWNAW posted:

not sure if you're already doing this for seeding but you might be able to use NTLK to get some of the subject words from a post the bot is replying to. then again maybe bad idea because the bots would converge to Pittsburgh mono posting feedback loop

the only problem is that for some reason when j feed words like pittsburgh, the script refuses to build sentences off it. i suspect it has to do with the module since it has a built in checker before returning the text but I need to work on it

# ? Apr 24, 2016 15:51

Al!: Apr 2, 2010

Pumpy Dumper posted:

the only problem is that for some reason when j feed words like pittsburgh, the script refuses to build sentences off it. i suspect it has to do with the module since it has a built in checker before returning the text but I need to work on it

INVALID INPUT PARAMATER: PITTSBURGH. PITTSBURGH IS ALREADY INSCRIBED ON EVERY NANOANGSTRUM OF MY BEING.

# ? Apr 24, 2016 15:54

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

in an ironic twist of fate, toribot hates pittsburgh

# ? Apr 24, 2016 18:13

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud: Apr 7, 2003

Randel Candygram posted:

Instinct?

Wow, you're my forums enemy now. Prepare to be destroyed.

# ? Apr 24, 2016 18:40

Jonny 290: May 5, 2005; [ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

Citizen Tayne posted:

Wow, you're my forums enemy now. Prepare to be destroyed.

what are you going to do, make him move to pittsburgh?

# ? Apr 24, 2016 20:08

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud: Apr 7, 2003

Jonny 290 posted:

what are you going to do, make him move to pittsburgh?

Why would I want my forums enemy to move to the best city in North America, and possibly the world?

# ? Apr 24, 2016 20:19

atomicthumbs: Dec 26, 2010; We're in the business of extending man's senses.

Citizen Tayne posted:

Why does this literal IRL garbage man keep attacking me?

Now why would you assume that's an attack

# ? Apr 24, 2016 22:16

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud: Apr 7, 2003

atomicthumbs posted:

Now why would you assume that's an attack

Because I'm a self-loathing person who is incredibly defensive about everything.

# ? Apr 24, 2016 22:39

Captain Foo: May 11, 2004; we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

Citizen Tayne posted:

Because I'm a self-loathing person who is incredibly defensive about everything.

brutal

# ? Apr 25, 2016 00:09

creatine: Jan 27, 2012

Citizen Tayne posted:

Because I'm a self-loathing person who is incredibly defensive about everything.

added

# ? Apr 25, 2016 00:10

M_Gargantua: Oct 16, 2006; STOMP'N ON INTO THE POWERLINES; Exciting Lemon

have any of the post scraper processing you guys are doing taken into account the recentness? some sort of weighting (by adding extra db entries for markov chains i suppose) for newer topics

# ? Apr 25, 2016 00:25

creatine: Jan 27, 2012

M_Gargantua posted:

have any of the post scraper processing you guys are doing taken into account the recentness? some sort of weighting (by adding extra db entries for markov chains i suppose) for newer topics

We're using a premade markov generator. I was working on writing my own and got to a point where I could parse a raw text file and generate the tuples and get their frequency. I still have to implement weighting and iron out bugs in it but I have finals

# ? Apr 25, 2016 00:26

M_Gargantua: Oct 16, 2006; STOMP'N ON INTO THE POWERLINES; Exciting Lemon

if youre rewriting the parsing you could start some more common buckets
like any $X.XX gets tossed together and just RNG when the chain hits it
the bots love their $5

# ? Apr 25, 2016 00:30

creatine: Jan 27, 2012

M_Gargantua posted:

if youre rewriting the parsing you could start some more common buckets
like any $X.XX gets tossed together and just RNG when the chain hits it
the bots love their $5

If I wanted to really get involved I would probably implement something where I attach the date to a post when parsing so that I can weight more recent stuff more. I still need to work on the actual post history scraper so that I actually stop when I hit a post that has been saved. Right now I discard duplicates but sometimes people post the exact same thing on multiple posts. need to attach like a postid to the line and check for that instead of the post content

# ? Apr 25, 2016 00:37

Cocoa Crispies: Jul 20, 2001; Vehicular Manslaughter!; Pillbug

M_Gargantua posted:

have any of the post scraper processing you guys are doing taken into account the recentness? some sort of weighting (by adding extra db entries for markov chains i suppose) for newer topics

tori runs on a cycle: sometimes he shits all over sulk, then recycles a gbs meme, gets probed for a week by being tori in a grey forum, then does the donald trump thing he's been doing lately

# ? Apr 25, 2016 15:03

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Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud: Apr 7, 2003

Cocoa Crispies posted:

tori runs on a cycle: sometimes he shits all over sulk, then recycles a gbs meme, gets probed for a week by being tori in a grey forum, then does the donald trump thing he's been doing lately

I don't do any Donald Trump things.

# ? Apr 25, 2016 20:50

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