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i eat exclusivdly at the whole foods hot bar. 3 meals a day i spend more on it than my rent
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thathonkey posted:i eat exclusivdly at the whole foods hot bar. 3 meals a day i spend more on it than my rent They have some high caliber mac and cheese as well.
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May 3, 2016 04:17
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i almost had sex with a golden corral waitress on a gazebo one time but the sun started coming up and i got worried we'd get caught and got cold feet
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May 3, 2016 04:29
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Never been op, but you should go and let us know.
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May 3, 2016 04:47
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It's good every once in a while 
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May 3, 2016 04:56
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It's a bit below Applebees on the "I'd go there if someone offered to pay but I wouldn't choose it myself" tier.
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May 3, 2016 04:59
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Unguided posted:It's a bit below Applebees on the "I'd go there if someone offered to pay but I wouldn't choose it myself" tier. theres no way it can be as bad as applebees.
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May 3, 2016 05:02
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the weekend breakfast buffet is okay it's hard to gently caress up breakfast
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May 3, 2016 05:07
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in my brain golden corral and cracker barrel are the same entity
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May 3, 2016 05:17
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Last time I went was for lunch and the floors were wet and the people were shuffling around. Looking all depressing and It was sad. A woman with a takeout box was talking to her friend about how much more value it is to buy food by the pound there and was filling her container with just mash potatoes and gravy. It's a hell of a place.
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May 3, 2016 05:19
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My grandparents always took my family there for birthdays, the key is to find the one or two things that aren't bland garbage and just eat a bunch of that. I don't remember what those things are, I think once they had chicken fried steak that was actually decent.
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May 3, 2016 05:23
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It's cool if you can enjoy the dinner theater without being put off your food. The grub itself is passable. The clam chowder has been good for years and there are some other things to eat there that are not just grease and sauce. You'll feel super depraved when going in and coming out, but we are in a late empire hedonism phase anyway. Might as well live it.
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May 3, 2016 05:31
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It's all cooked in piss op, hence the name
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May 3, 2016 05:54
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dad gay. so what posted:do not go there ever My parents took me there when I went to visit a bunch of times until I pretty much kind of indicated that every single time I ate there it felt immediately afterwards like I pounded a jar full of grease. Seriously, I like buffet places and salad bars and poo poo if they're good, and GC is odd because it doesn't taste that bad initially.. but ten minutes or so in, the illusion shatters and you realize you're eating pure poo poo
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May 3, 2016 06:04
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Daikatana Ritsu posted:You're the one who eats poo poo! You motherfucker! how can I eat your posts 
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May 3, 2016 06:30
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There were some really good posts about Golden Corral that were in an old quote thread that made it seem like it was fun
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May 3, 2016 06:46
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Golden Corral isn't that bad as far as cheap buffets go. You can do much worse - ryan's grill, whistle junction (if it still exists - the one I knew of got closed down), etc make golden corral look like fine dining. e: also basically any chinese/japanese buffet that's in a small town/ right off the interstate I mean yeah it's extremely greasy, but I don't think any reasonable person has ever gone into such an establishment expecting a healthy meal. The stuff off the grill is usually alright, although the steaks are almost always overcooked/tough no matter how you tell him to cook it, and there are at least some "healthy" (relatively) things that aren't deep fried if you're that concerned about the grease content. I wouldn't bother with the cooked vegetables though - bland canned stuff boiled until it's mush and swimming in butter so what's the point.
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May 3, 2016 06:47
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I ate at Golden Corral earlier today. They did not have croutons at the salad bar.
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May 3, 2016 06:49
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President Kucinich posted:I ate at Golden Corral earlier today. They did not have croutons at the salad bar. CROUTONS IS JUST CUBE BREAD DAWG
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May 3, 2016 07:05
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Golden Corral makes Applebees look 5 star. The one that used to be near me got closed several times for a bunch of health code violations, including rat infestations. Then it mysteriously burned down and never reopened.
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May 3, 2016 07:17
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golden corral isn't cool because they don't serve alcohol
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May 3, 2016 07:41
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You can put liquid cheese on anything from the golden corral. Green beans and liquid cheese? Done. Baked potato with liquid cheese? Hell yeah. Broccoli with liquid cheese? Yes! Liquid cheese with liquid cheese served in a bowl? Yes! How often do you serve yourself liquid cheese at home. Never? Head to the corral, the GOLDEN corral.
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May 3, 2016 07:49
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I've been living in a Golden Corral for 3 years now. During the night I hide inside their giant chocolate fountain. A real "life hack"
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May 3, 2016 07:59
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Any place that lets you stick a fried catfish into a chocolate fountain is legit as hell
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May 3, 2016 08:18
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Are there any places that have chocolate fountains but don't let you dip fried catfish in it maybe one of them classy restaurants you need a reservation for
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May 3, 2016 08:30
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They keep food 3x longer than is safe and when the health inspectors come they cart out the expired green food to the dumpster area out back. Also it's all basically institution-grade food, think nursing homes or just a step up from prison food. Hope your stomach is an iron shark diving cage.
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May 3, 2016 08:59
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Is gary sinise actually a veteran or is he there in character as lieutenant dan
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May 3, 2016 12:37
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Also wtf is up with his shirt/suit situation
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May 3, 2016 12:38
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It's a great restaurant for hard working lower middle class Americans and minority families and everybody is having a great time and kids love it dad loves it granddad loves it and the food is normal and fresh and cleanly prepared. So if your a spoiled millennial poo poo head who has to have everything app branded and wrapped in 15 layers of ironic nostalgia just stay away.
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May 3, 2016 12:39
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I haven't been to Golden Corral in about ten years but now I guess it's full of fat people, just read this review: https://www.tripadvisor.com/ShowUserReviews-g34209-d511403-r122193134-Golden_Corral-Eustis_Lake_County_Florida.html
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May 3, 2016 12:42
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I almost ate at a golden corral once but as I was standing in line it was full of youths screaming and the 3 girls' hair in front of me smelled so much like piss I nearly vomited and lost my appetite. It was a zoo. Ended up at Fiveguys instead. Don't really know if the food was any good but the atmosphere was not conducive to a happy dining experiencing.
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May 3, 2016 12:44
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It's the best restaurant on earth if you're white trash. If you're not white trash, go some place else. This should be obvious since Jeff Foxworthy has been their spokesman for years. [shrill glass shattering voice] If you go to a Golden Corral for birthday celebrations, you just might be a redneck [/shrill glass shattering voice]
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May 3, 2016 13:07
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8 track betamax posted:It's a great restaurant for hard working lower middle class Americans and minority families and everybody is having a great time and kids love it dad loves it granddad loves it and the food is normal and fresh and cleanly prepared. pretty defensive about your garbage-tier restaurant
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May 3, 2016 13:44
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http://www.pjwnex.us/media/text/Golden_Corral.txt tl;dr Legit.
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May 3, 2016 13:53
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Lord Binky posted:It reminds me too much of school, the place where I was first bullied. Now I'm constnatly bullied at work. I do not need those memories. Hey dgsw I am sorry to hear you are being picked on at work. I wish I could come by and pick you up after work and take you out for a nice spaghetti dinner. Then me and you can talk about it, and if you tell me something really juicey about one of your co workers I can non chalantly bring it up in conversation later to show you I was listening. Thanks.
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May 3, 2016 13:55
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May 3, 2016 13:57
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Any food place that focuses on quantity of quality should be ignored.
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May 3, 2016 14:02
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I don't think the person who made that knows how the word "corral" is pronounced.
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OctoberBlues posted:I don't think the person who made that knows how the word "corral" is pronounced. I don't think the person in the photo knows how the name Carl is pronounced, so I guess it ties in.
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