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spud
Aug 27, 2003

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

jet sanchEz posted:

Who will play Trump in the movie?

It's already been made earlier this year and it was Johnny Depp

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt5456120/

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numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

i love the D

Cartouche
Jan 4, 2011

Chinatown posted:

so ...trump supporters

Trump loves the uneducated.

Cartouche
Jan 4, 2011

WorldsStrongestNerd posted:

The religious right has officially been told to gently caress off. Whatever new gop emerges from the Trumpening might be a viable party.

You mean except for the evangelicals that all support chump?

Cartouche
Jan 4, 2011

Rutibex posted:

Trump doesnt plan to pull out. his plan is to go in full force, slaughter ISIS and steal the oil for America. much better than Hillarys plan of "eternal arms sales to feed our last remaining industry"

this is the brilliance of Trump, he doesnt care about feeding the arms industry or playing geopolitics chess with Putin. all he cares about is a good old fashioned rear end kicking :911:

Steal? What ever happened to the good old days when we actually owned what we shed blood to attain? The people in the middle east have proven for centuries that they are not adult enough to run their own countries. It should simply be made a US territory. It's not as if we don't already dump billions into that part of the world for virtually no gain whatsoever beyond "stability".

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Rutibex posted:

Trump doesnt plan to pull out. his plan is to go in full force, slaughter ISIS and steal the oil for America. much better than Hillarys plan of "eternal arms sales to feed our last remaining industry"

this is the brilliance of Trump, he doesnt care about feeding the arms industry or playing geopolitics chess with Putin. all he cares about is a good old fashioned rear end kicking :911:

Has he actually said this?

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Darth123123 posted:

Has he actually said this?

it was actually part of his first tv ad

"hell cut the head off of isis, and take their oil."

I hate yankees
Apr 29, 2008

Darth123123 posted:

Has he actually said this?

yes, he did

he also said we are going to nuke Russia and stop using the Chinese for cheap and dangerously manufactured goods that no American will want to make

City of Tampa
May 6, 2007

by zen death robot

Mange Mite posted:

it was actually part of his first tv ad

"hell cut the head off of isis, and take their oil."

yeah but that leaves a lot of room for interpretation. I think it's a pretty safe bet that he isn't as bloodthirsty as Hillary though. Hardly anyone is.

this NYT article should scare the poo poo out of anyone considering a vote for Hillary: http://www.nytimes.com/2016/04/24/magazine/how-hillary-clinton-became-a-hawk.html?_r=0

people get all huffy about Trump but there is a real body count attached to electing Hillary. Thousands will die.

Maybe that's true of Trump too, but at least he has the wildcard aspect to him. He might not do it. You can't say that about Hillary.

Fire Barrel
Mar 28, 2010

I hate yankees posted:

yes, he did

he also said we are going to nuke Russia and stop using the Chinese for cheap and dangerously manufactured goods that no American will want to make

Except he has also spoken highly of Russian and, more specifically, Putin as well. It's almost as if Trump is just saying whatever seems to come to his mind without much concern for the consistency or the practical implications his actions may have.

Honestly, I think his support largely stems from widespread dissatisfaction among a base of people that have, in one way or another, begun to turn on their former "go to" party.

Fire Barrel has issued a correction as of 21:54 on May 4, 2016

havax
Oct 2, 2002

by Pragmatica

Dreddout posted:

Funniest part is my father is a blue collar, 1st generation Mexican immigrant.

"But Hillary has the minority vote on lock!" ~ a white person who lives in a gated community.

i know quite a few legal immigrant hispanics who will be voting for trump. i applaud them, and you, good sir.

Nucleic Acids
Apr 10, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 44 hours!

Rutibex posted:

this is the brilliance of Trump, he doesnt care about feeding the arms industry or playing geopolitics chess with Putin. all he cares about is a good old fashioned rear end kicking :911:

He's the second coming of Teddy Roosevelt

Nucleic Acids has issued a correction as of 22:23 on May 4, 2016

OldMemes
Sep 5, 2011

I have to go now. My planet needs me.
IT IS BY....MY HAIR THAT YOU RISE FROM THE ASHES OF THIS WORLD!
Do not, my friends, become addicted to superdelegates, they will take hold of you, and you will resent their absence!

OldMemes has issued a correction as of 22:25 on May 4, 2016

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

havax posted:

i know quite a few legal immigrant hispanics who will be voting for trump. i applaud them, and you, good sir.
Lol, I'm not wasting my time voting. I live in one of the reddest states in the union, I can't even write in "DEEZ NUTS" or whatever.

I'll probably spend my election night picking up some Bernout chicks.

City of Tampa posted:

people get all huffy about Trump but there is a real body count attached to electing Hillary. Thousands will die.

Consider it a write off.

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

Cartouche posted:

Steal? What ever happened to the good old days when we actually owned what we shed blood to attain? The people in the middle east have proven for centuries that they are not adult enough to run their own countries. It should simply be made a US territory. It's not as if we don't already dump billions into that part of the world for virtually no gain whatsoever beyond "stability".

agreed. every country that has US military bases in it should now count as official US territory. the sun never sets on the American empire.

we can let Putin do the same in whatever lovely areas he wants to conquer, so he doesn't bother us. no reason to fight over it, there's plenty of third world to go around

SurfaceDetail
Feb 17, 2016

by Cowcaster

Fire Barrel posted:

I think people are beginning to realize that there are more minorities supporting Trump than would appear to be the case at first glance. At the very least, I've seen more articles on the topic. Then again, a lot of people found it weird that minorities and women were supporting Bernie Sanders sooooo I'm not sure people will "get" this since it doesn't fit their narrative.

Bush got 8%, McCain and Romney both got 4% of the black vote.


Trumps got 12% last time I checked :getin: and rising.


That dont sound like much but whenever this happens the Dems lose hard. They rely on getting >95% of the black vote to win key states.

fuck the ROW
Aug 29, 2008

by zen death robot
my liberal uncle is mashing likes on whatever the dailykos facebook page is saying (he does this like 6 or 8 things at a time) and I wanna be like "hey you know trump was a democrat until like 10 seconds ago right"

but its not worth it

KennyLoggins
Dec 3, 2004
Welcome to the Danger Zone
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ytt26BpyNd0

Nucleic Acids
Apr 10, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 44 hours!
i can't wait for all the homoerotic pro-Trump political cartoons

F Stop Fitzgerald
Dec 12, 2010

Nucleic Acids posted:

i can't wait for all the homoerotic pro-Trump political cartoons

TEAH SYAG
Oct 2, 2009

by Lowtax

Heh, closet liberal Glenn Beck in the background is hilarious.

City of Tampa
May 6, 2007

by zen death robot

gently caress the ROW posted:

my liberal uncle is mashing likes on whatever the dailykos facebook page is saying (he does this like 6 or 8 things at a time) and I wanna be like "hey you know trump was a democrat until like 10 seconds ago right"

but its not worth it

god dailykos is so gross, it's like everything that's wrong with the Democratic Party. if your uncle is hanging out there then he is in the most obnoxious and destructive segment of pro-Hillary people

City of Tampa
May 6, 2007

by zen death robot

Dreddout posted:

Consider it a write off.


Or "a business opportunity" in her own words

Immortan
Jun 6, 2015

by Shine
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=93ZqVBk57ks

I hate yankees
Apr 29, 2008

Fire Barrel posted:

Except he has also spoken highly of Russian and, more specifically, Putin as well. It's almost as if Trump is just saying whatever seems to come to his mind without much concern for the consistency or the practical implications his actions may have.

Honestly, I think his support largely stems from widespread dissatisfaction among a base of people that have, in one way or another, begun to turn on their former "go to" party.

i was making a low effort troll response to that fellow in order to highlight the absurdity of his question but you had to go and ruin it with your facts :mad:

AugmentedVision
Feb 17, 2011

by exmarx

ArmZ posted:

you are so so dumb

hmm I'm starting to think that your endless smug one-liners of implied intellectual superiority don't have any actual intellect behind them

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004

I just hate hillary supporters can i vote against them

zimboe
Aug 3, 2012

FIRST EBOLA GOON AVOID ALL POSTS SPEWING EBLOA SHIT POSTS EVERWHERE
I'm literally retarded
Trump is gonna win simply because the alternative is my wrinkled old lesbian grandma.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

zimboe posted:

Trump is gonna win simply because the alternative is my wrinkled old lesbian grandma.

Trump can't win cause he didn't win Ohio. Thems the rules.

Fire Barrel
Mar 28, 2010

I hate yankees posted:

i was making a low effort troll response to that fellow in order to highlight the absurdity of his question but you had to go and ruin it with your facts :mad:

I think some of these political threads have made it difficult for me to detect joke posts :(


And I've just noticed that many of the hillary supporters I know seem less confident that she could win against trump than bernie supporters do about bernie beating him. Kind of weird, since a few were real smug about sanders' supporters needing to back a "viable candidate."

Danger Mahoney
Mar 19, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
Clinton camp trots out 14 women claiming Trump raped and/or sexually assaulted them. I can guarantee this will be the October surprise. Hell toxx on that except maybe for the number - 14 would just be too poetic since that's the number the GOP brought out against Bill.

Homestar Runner
Oct 9, 2012

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I have ever played!

Fire Barrel posted:

I think some of these political threads have made it difficult for me to detect joke posts :(


And I've just noticed that many of the hillary supporters I know seem less confident that she could win against trump than bernie supporters do about bernie beating him. Kind of weird, since a few were real smug about sanders' supporters needing to back a "viable candidate."



that's because the Hillailures secretly know she's trash :ssh:

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
she may be a literal monster, but it's her turn

fuck the ROW
Aug 29, 2008

by zen death robot

Danger Mahoney posted:

Clinton camp trots out 14 women claiming Trump raped and/or sexually assaulted them. I can guarantee this will be the October surprise. Hell toxx on that except maybe for the number - 14 would just be too poetic since that's the number the GOP brought out against Bill.

By a strange co-incidence they will all have lived in the same building as hillarys head political strategist

interwhat
Jul 23, 2005

it's kickin in dude

Horniest Manticore posted:

gently caress this goddamn country

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!

Nucleic Acids posted:

i can't wait for all the homoerotic pro-Trump political cartoons

i cant wait for the president trump parody porn, in which the carpets have a bombastic combover to match the drapes

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot
My dad who was calling bernie a no good socialist is in a daze right now. He can't beleive he is going to have to vote for Trump in the election over Hillary. He literally said, "My god, I'd vote for Bernie Sanders over Trump."

It is amazing.

AugmentedVision
Feb 17, 2011

by exmarx

gently caress the ROW posted:

head political strategist

Uh excuse me, you seem to have misspelled "DNC chair"

Immortan
Jun 6, 2015

by Shine

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MaxxBot
Oct 6, 2003

you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!

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