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Cerv
Sep 14, 2004

This is a silly post with little news value.

serious gaylord posted:

What time will Goldsmith start crying tonight?

The count for mayor and assembly doesn't actually start till tomorrow.
Overnight counts do make for spectacle, but they're a massive waste of effort.

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Cerv
Sep 14, 2004

This is a silly post with little news value.

LemonDrizzle posted:

Everyone looking forward to doing their democratic duty on this fine day?

* unless you live in Barnet

Outsourcing champions win again

Zephro
Nov 23, 2000

I suppose I could part with one and still be feared...

LemonDrizzle posted:

Everyone looking forward to doing their democratic duty on this fine day?
I'm deliberately not voting in my council elections, actually :colbert:

cos there are no council elections where i live

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Pissflaps posted:

Only PCC voting in my part of the world. I don't plan to vote I think the post is a waste of time and money.
At least spoil your ballot so that they know you think this and didn't just forget/weren't aware/were undecided.

hookerbot 5000
Dec 21, 2009

LemonDrizzle posted:

Everyone looking forward to doing their democratic duty on this fine day?

I did my duty bright and early (well not bright because this is Scotland after all). Went in at quarter to eight, looking at the tally while they sorted my ballot I think I was maybe the tenth person in? The polling station is right next door to the village shop and the village is full of old people so I imagine they get a good turn out.

TheCrushinator
May 19, 2008

Pissflaps posted:

Only PCC voting in my part of the world. I don't plan to vote I think the post is a waste of time and money.

It is, but if you look at the cretins that run for it, you are normally better off voting for the status quo (evil you know and all that) otherwise you get a PCC with a hardon for trying to get G4S to take over policing services instead.

Laradus
Feb 16, 2011

Mister Adequate posted:

disability payments

As someone with almost the same issues (substitute full agoraphobia for the cluster headaches though) I completely empathise. Good luck to you and everyone else in the situation, and try to keep your hopes up as best you can.

Doctor_Fruitbat
Jun 2, 2013


I haven't received anything about council elections, but neither has anyone at my new place. Too late to make sure everything is in order now, at any rate.

Venmoch
Jan 7, 2007

Either you pay me or I flay you alive... With my mind!

Angepain posted:

John Harris continues his Anywhere but Westminster series by looking at independents taking over the council in Frome (and trying to do so in Winchester). I'm sure people in this thread will have things to say about people claiming to make decisions free of ideology, but making councils work in a way that doesn't suck does seem to be a laudable goal.

Sorry to dredge this up from about 8 pages ago! That said not going to lie, pretty proud of my old home town now. And the difference the independent councillors have had is legitimately amazing. The only thing I can moan about, is them voting a Tory MP. But I don't think that's Frome's fault.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

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Frome sounds like a type of yogurt.

PST
Jul 5, 2012

If only Milliband had eaten a vegan sausage roll instead of a bacon sandwich, we wouldn't be in this mess.

Pissflaps posted:

Only PCC voting in my part of the world. I don't plan to vote I think the post is a waste of time and money.

The first PCC elections saw some frankly terrifying candidates around the country. Thankfully my local options don't include the run of 'bring back hanging' or 'privatise the police' we saw in the past, but my options are the Conservative who got it and has done sod all, or a failed lib dem council candidate and failed labour council candidate. Then there's the independent former rural police officer who's being vilified by the Tory incumbent's press team.

So that'll be a vote for the independent then.

Given the salary for the job and that it requires sod all qualifications or experience at anything really, i'm surprised there aren't a host of middle-management business types all going for it.

Biggus Dickus
May 18, 2005

Roadies know where to focus the spotlight.

OvineYeast posted:

I say this - I actually had to put a Lib Dem down as my second choice for PCC, which caused me some mental anguish.

Same, because the only alternatives were Tory and UKIP. At least a vote for Lib Dem here is closing the gap on the other fuckers.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
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PST posted:

So that'll be a vote for the independent then.
There's no independents running at all here this time around. I voted for the independent last time and they came dead last, presumably due to people voting party lines.

It really shouldn't be a party role at all.

Paul.Power
Feb 7, 2009

The three roles of APCs:
Transports.
Supply trucks.
Distractions.

I'm not 100% sure on what to do with my list vote (South Wales West region). Labour for the constituency seat, obviously, but Plaid Cymru or Lib Dem for the list seat? Is it more important to try to wrest that second list seat from the Tories (i.e. voting Plaid) or try to stop UKIP getting a list seat (i.e. voting Lib Dem)? Voting Labour in the list seat would be a waste, thanks to getting all the constituency seats (hopefully! Would be heartbreaking to lose Gower by a tiny margin again) they're way over the d'Hondt Entitlement for the region.

e: looking at the polling margins, it's going to be a hell of a lot easier to achieve the former than the latter, so I guess Plaid it is.

Paul.Power fucked around with this message at 10:53 on May 5, 2016

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

PCC: I'll be voting Labour followed by Lib Dem second pref. I wouldn't do that if the other candidates weren't Tory ("let 'em rot in jail!!"), UKIP ("bring back hanging") and English Democrats. The latter is a particularly insidious one whose suggestion to make the streets safe and guarantee we'll never be victims of terrorism locally is to round up all the Muslims and burn their burkas and Qu'rans.

So yes, voting Lib Dem just in case.

Captain No-mates
Apr 3, 2010

From my facebook feed:

"If you lean to the left, vote Liberal Democrats. There's a story about some anti-Semitic socialists who got into power in the 1930's - it didn't end well."

Media narrative seems to be going well.

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

c l o u d k i t t e n
Grimey Drawer
I'm voting Labour then Plaid. Would vote Plaid as first preference if they had any chance of making considerable gains but they ain't no SNP.

Captain No-mates posted:

From my facebook feed:

"If you lean to the left, vote Liberal Democrats. There's a story about some anti-Semitic socialists who got into power in the 1930's - it didn't end well."

Media narrative seems to be going well.

Ohhhh risky. Saying Labour are actually Nazi's could backfire when everyone runs out to vote for them. (I'm saying the UK is trash).

feedmegin
Jul 30, 2008

Captain No-mates posted:

From my facebook feed:

"If you lean to the left, vote Liberal Democrats. There's a story about some anti-Semitic socialists who got into power in the 1930's - it didn't end well."

Media narrative seems to be going well.

I'm guessing it's a bit too much to hope they're referencing the Doctors' Plot :cripes:

Rolled Cabbage
Sep 3, 2006
Seems like the Chief Rabbi got turned away at Barnet.
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/election-day-2016-live-updates-7900079

This is why you make sure you're properly registered guys!

Quote-Unquote
Oct 22, 2002



Regarde Aduck posted:

I'm voting Labour then Plaid. Would vote Plaid as first preference if they had any chance of making considerable gains but they ain't no SNP.


Ohhhh risky. Saying Labour are actually Nazi's could backfire when everyone runs out to vote for them. (I'm saying the UK is trash).

No you see Nazis are bad people. I'm not a bad person, so even though I completely agree with every single Nazi policy I cannot possibly be a Nazi.
-- what UKIP voters actually believe

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

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Quote-Unquote posted:

No you see Nazis are foreign. I'm a British person, so even though I completely agree with every single Nazi policy I cannot possibly be a Nazi.
-- what UKIP voters actually believe
ftfy

Rolled Cabbage posted:

Seems like the Chief Rabbi got turned away at Barnet.
How long until this gets turned into another dastardly Corbynite conspiracy?

Rolled Cabbage
Sep 3, 2006

Guavanaut posted:

How long until this gets turned into another dastardly Corbynite conspiracy?

They will find out that his name has been crossed out with a smear of red homemade co-op strawberry jam.

A warning to the curious.

:doink:

Edit:

Whoops!

quote:

The London mayoral election started with an “absolute shambles” in one borough as voters were turned away from polling stations given the wrong electoral lists.

Hundreds of residents in Barnet said were told they could not vote without their polling card, while some carrying the document said they were also refused.

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/u...g-a7014411.html

Rolled Cabbage fucked around with this message at 11:11 on May 5, 2016

Cerv
Sep 14, 2004

This is a silly post with little news value.

Rolled Cabbage posted:

Seems like the Chief Rabbi got turned away at Barnet.
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/election-day-2016-live-updates-7900079

This is why you make sure you're properly registered guys!
You're being entirely unfair. Barnet were turning away lots of people like Mr Mirvis who are properly registered and have their polling cards with them. Because the lists at the stations are incomplete.

Supposed to have the updated lists by now, but that doesn't help people who can't go back later.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Cerv posted:

You're being entirely unfair. Barnet were turning away lots of people like Mr Mirvis who are properly registered and have their polling cards with them. Because the lists at the stations are incomplete.

Supposed to have the updated lists by now, but that doesn't help people who can't go back later.

turns out that outsourcing responsibility to collect votes doesn't end well

Rolled Cabbage
Sep 3, 2006

Cerv posted:

You're being entirely unfair. Barnet were turning away lots of people like Mr Mirvis who are properly registered and have their polling cards with them. Because the lists at the stations are incomplete.

Supposed to have the updated lists by now, but that doesn't help people who can't go back later.

:thejoke:

Chocolate Teapot
May 8, 2009

Jose posted:

turns out that outsourcing responsibility to collect votes doesn't end well

So you're saying that it's working as intended?

Prince John
Jun 20, 2006

Oh, poppycock! Female bandits?

LemonDrizzle posted:

Everyone looking forward to doing their democratic duty on this fine day?

Sadly my postal vote never arrived. Applied in good time and got the acceptance letter through a month ago, but as I'm hopelessly disorganised with my paperwork I only realised a couple of days ago that the actual voting form had never arrived at my current address.

I'm feeling surprisingly bummed about it. :(

TheCrushinator posted:

It is, but if you look at the cretins that run for it, you are normally better off voting for the status quo (evil you know and all that) otherwise you get a PCC with a hardon for trying to get G4S to take over policing services instead.

This is definitely a good point - Pissflaps, you should protect yourself by voting for the candidate least likely to use the position for evil, even if you disagree with PCCs as a concept.

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames
Well it is a nice day and it might be fun to take my daughter to her first vote I suppose.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

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1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
How much evil can a PCC actually do?

Like, to take the extreme examples mentioned above, the ones that want to bring back hanging and burn all the Qur'ans (and probably a few boxes of Quorn burgers in their semi-literate rage) would presumably be prevented by the Supreme Court or the ECtHR well before that stage, and would just sit there in impotent rage, but they'd still make their county a worse place and might spend their salary on terrible propaganda. They control funding, which means a hardcore neo liberal might have more capacity for damage than a hardcore racist, but what's their exact remit for awfulness?

hookerbot 5000
Dec 21, 2009

Pissflaps posted:

Well it is a nice day and it might be fun to take my daughter to her first vote I suppose.

'Fun' might be pushing it, but something different anyway.

Prince John
Jun 20, 2006

Oh, poppycock! Female bandits?

Guavanaut posted:

How much evil can a PCC actually do?

Like, to take the extreme examples mentioned above, the ones that want to bring back hanging and burn all the Qur'ans (and probably a few boxes of Quorn burgers in their semi-literate rage) would presumably be prevented by the Supreme Court or the ECtHR well before that stage, and would just sit there in impotent rage, but they'd still make their county a worse place and might spend their salary on terrible propaganda. They control funding, which means a hardcore neo liberal might have more capacity for damage than a hardcore racist, but what's their exact remit for awfulness?

From the PCC website, the ones that scare me most are:

quote:

- appoint the Chief Constable,
- hold them to account for running the force, and if necessary dismiss them;
- set the police and crime objectives for their area through a police and crime plan;
- set the force budget and determine the precept;

So they basically have carte blanche (for example) to tell the police to spend 100% of their time harassing minorities and immigrants, ensure funding only goes to the priorities the PCC sets and they can sack the police chief if they disagree.

As they're generally populist dickheads or ex-military types (at least around my area), I think there's definitely a non-zero risk of actual evil (or at least authoritarian) shenanigans.

Prince John fucked around with this message at 12:00 on May 5, 2016

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames

hookerbot 5000 posted:

'Fun' might be pushing it, but something different anyway.

She's one year old everything is fun.

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

Pissflaps posted:

She's one year old everything is fun.

I don't think she can vote yet

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

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1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Prince John posted:

So they basically have carte blanche (for example) to tell the police to spend 100% of their time harassing minorities and immigrants, ensure funding only goes to the priorities the PCC sets and they can sack the police chief if they disagree.

As they're generally populist dickheads or ex-military types (at least around my area), I think there's definitely a non-zero risk of actual evil (or at least authoritarian) shenanigans.
Presumably they'd have to at least act within existing laws though, like the Race Relations Act. They could appoint a Chief Constable who's clever enough to be a racist in ways that skirt the law, which is worrying enough, but if they openly said "spend 100% of your time harassing minorities and immigrants" in the police and crime plan that would get thrown out, right?

Right? :ohdear:

hookerbot 5000
Dec 21, 2009

Pissflaps posted:

She's one year old everything is fun.

The age of the constant monologue "and now we're going to the shop, look at the strawberries they look tasty don't they? Do you think we should get some strawberries? Yes strawberries are great. and look there's a duck hello mr duck and baby ducks what do ducks say? they say quack. Oooh ducks".

The worst thing is when you catch yourself doing it when the kids aren't there.

I wonder how much the Barnet thing will affect the Mayoral election, there's been an official complaint put in already. If it did come down to having to poll again would it just be Barnet and would they release data on other areas? Or will they go by how much difference there is between votes cast and projected votes to see if it is worth redoing?

Cerv
Sep 14, 2004

This is a silly post with little news value.

The WEP candidate has put in an official complaint already.

There won't be a rerun or a delay to the result because there's not enough people to alter. But someone's getting sacked.

Prince John
Jun 20, 2006

Oh, poppycock! Female bandits?

Guavanaut posted:

Presumably they'd have to at least act within existing laws though, like the Race Relations Act. They could appoint a Chief Constable who's clever enough to be a racist in ways that skirt the law, which is worrying enough, but if they openly said "spend 100% of your time harassing minorities and immigrants" in the police and crime plan that would get thrown out, right?

Right? :ohdear:

Maybe I'm being too cynical, but I'm imagining how they could use weasel wording like "focused targeting of policing resources towards areas of greatest crime" or "resources targeted to support minority communities" to basically enact the blue rinse brigade version of an ethnic crackdown.

This thread has totally warped my sense of cynicism now, it's automatically turned up to 11. It just worries me that I never hear anything progressive from PCCs in their pitches - it's all a race to be the most tough on crime, with all the inevitable consequences.

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

Guavanaut posted:

Presumably they'd have to at least act within existing laws though, like the Race Relations Act.

Yes and no. They may be punished for breaking those laws but that doesn't stop the harm being done first. Given that police in my area arrested a low-functioning autistic man for being brown while helping the bin men in the morning, and were then found not guilty of any wrongdoing, I'm not sure I want to let Are Contry types behind the wheel of the constabulary.

Heck I don't even personally like the Labour candidate - he's a bit shifty/under-the-table but he actually does his job pretty well. The Lib Dem would probably focus police resources on guard detail for the local knitting club or something twee, hence them being second place in front of the loons.

JFairfax
Oct 23, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
Maj.-Gen. Yair Golan said during a speech at Kibbutz Tel Yitzhak that he had noticed 'horrific trends' in present-day Israel that were reminiscent of what took place in 1930s Germany:

'It's scary to see horrifying developments that took place in Europe begin to unfold here,' Maj.-Gen. Yair Golan said during a Holocaust Remembrance speech.

http://www.jpost.com/Israel-News/Politics-And-Diplomacy/IDF-general-in-bombshell-speech-Israel-today-shows-signs-of-1930s-Germany-453142

LOL A Serving IDF General Comparing Israel to Nazi Germany.

Where the gently caress does this come on the anti-semitic outrage?

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Pesky Splinter
Feb 16, 2011

A worried pug.

Junior doctors' contracts: Government 'pauses' imposition of new terms for strike negotiations posted:

The Government will pause the imposition of the disputed junior doctor contract for five days to allow talks to resume.

Lord Prior, health minister, told the House of Lords Health Secretary Jeremy Hunt would write to the Academy of Medical Royal Colleges today to set out the Government’s intentions.

The pause was proposed by the Academy earlier today. Doctors’ union the British Medical Association had already said it was willing to accept the proposal.

Lord Prior said: “We are willing to pause introduction of the new contract for five days from Monday should the junior doctors committee agree to focus the discussion on the outstanding contractual issues, namely unsocial hours and Saturday pay.”

Source: Indy

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