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Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
I've looked at the stats and I know the special teams advantage looked real good for the Stars heading into the postseason. That advantage has not materialized.

Lack of shutdown defensemen could very well be the cause of the PK collapsing in the playoffs, but somehow the team made it work all season long.

Either way, the Stars have had the speed advantage in the series but little else, and it's maddening. Again, a lot of credit goes to Elliott who's playing lights out, but Jesus tits someone other than a defensemen has GOT to score (in today's game).

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Sharks Eat Bear
Dec 25, 2004

Inspectah deck is right, the stars PP is no where near as bad as the oens

Sharks Eat Bear
Dec 25, 2004

Is there a risk that pens/caps coverage gets bumped by horse poo poo? Like the first 30 mins will be on NBCSN or something?

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

Sharks Eat Bear posted:

Is there a risk that pens/caps coverage gets bumped by horse poo poo? Like the first 30 mins will be on NBCSN or something?

nope

the bigger question is will it delay snl if it goes double-ot or whatever

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?
Win the game Pens deny this man happiness
https://twitter.com/emptynetters/status/729077402240954368

Stretch Marx
Apr 29, 2008

I'm ok with this.
Let's go meteor. Caps if that's not happening.

Pungry
Feb 26, 2011

JUST PICK ONE. ANY ONE.
Gooooooooooooooo Pens

Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004





Stretch Marx posted:

Let's go meteor. Caps if that's not happening.

Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004




Really I just want this series to go to 7 games because its been so fun to watch.

Ginette Reno
Nov 18, 2006

How Doers get more done
Fun Shoe

Is that....is that Ted Cruz's signature on the jersey too?

Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004




Ginette Reno posted:

Is that....is that Ted Cruz's signature on the jersey too?

What if that is Ted Cruz himself? He seems like he kind of person to get a personalized jersey and then autograph it himself.

Moxie
Aug 2, 2003

get these bullshit horses and fat kids off my tv

Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004




Moxie posted:

get these bullshit horses and fat kids off my tv

That was a shot of the Penguins bench, no need for name calling.

Ginette Reno
Nov 18, 2006

How Doers get more done
Fun Shoe

Furnaceface posted:

That was a shot of the Penguins bench, no need for name calling.

This actually works pretty well since Malkin is a bit horse faced and Phil definitely qualifies as the fat kid

Moxie
Aug 2, 2003

Furnaceface posted:

That was a shot of the Penguins bench, no need for name calling.

American TV is showing Kentucky Derby wrap footage still

yellowcar
Feb 14, 2010

further proof that ted cruz is ineligible to be president

Sash!
Mar 16, 2001


I'm always amazed how long they can talk about a few seconds of a horse running very fast after the horse is done running

Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004




Sash! posted:

I'm always amazed how long they can talk about a few seconds of a horse running very fast after the horse is done running

Well they have to delve deeply into the horses rich and storied bloodline.

The way they talk about the animals actually kind of freaks me out.

Pornographic Memory
Dec 17, 2008

Furnaceface posted:

What if that is Ted Cruz himself? He seems like he kind of person to get a personalized jersey and then autograph it himself.

Also he put his first and last name on it for that extra Cruz awkwardness.

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Fuckin lol that "Hockey Jesus" Holtby's playoff record is going to fall under .500 tonight.

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

Well this is certainly an anthem.

Pungry
Feb 26, 2011

JUST PICK ONE. ANY ONE.

flakeloaf posted:

Well this is certainly an anthem.

Much better than when they go super slow

Captain Internet
Apr 20, 2005

:love: HOTLANTA :love:
IS WHERE YOUR HEART IS
Man, the NFL combine is kind of like a dog show or horse races. These weird old white dude inspecting fine specimens and like checking the heat of their gennies and everything.

ZombieApostate
Mar 13, 2011
Sorry, I didn't read your post.

I'm too busy replying to what I wish you said

:allears:
Let's go Caps :911:

Eric the Mauve
May 8, 2012

Making you happy for a buck since 199X
Horse racing "experts" when they do historical ranked lists of horses base their rankings on what a horse's descendants did as much as or more than what the horse itself did. It's the stupidest loving thing.

Captain Internet
Apr 20, 2005

:love: HOTLANTA :love:
IS WHERE YOUR HEART IS
Imagine the regular season powerhouse team that gets Brucie B and Barry Trotz as co-coaches.

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


ZombieApostate posted:

Let's go Caps :911:

Why bother

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Captain Internet posted:

Imagine the regular season powerhouse team that gets Brucie B and Barry Trotz as co-coaches.

I can't wait to see Trotz working with Bylsma in Buffalo next season after he gets fired.

Gunjin
Apr 27, 2004

Om nom nom
Ok Caps, you can do this.

Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004





The call of game 7 is too alluring.

To both teams.

Spring Break My Heart
Feb 15, 2012

Eric the Mauve posted:

Horse racing "experts" when they do historical ranked lists of horses base their rankings on what a horse's descendants did as much as or more than what the horse itself did. It's the stupidest loving thing.
they talked about racing a tactical race, from the perspective of the horse.

Brennan
Jan 18, 2005

Breaking up backstrom and ovi, hope Trotz is right

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Furnaceface posted:

The call of game 7 is too alluring.

To both teams.

We could use the gate.

AAB
Nov 5, 2010

lookin better tonight for the caps but ive got my pens shirt and glass so they're hosed anyways

Captain Internet
Apr 20, 2005

:love: HOTLANTA :love:
IS WHERE YOUR HEART IS
"OATS OATS OATS" - Triple Crown Winning Horse

Gunjin
Apr 27, 2004

Om nom nom
C'mon, my buddy got picked up by NBC for Verizon Center broadcasts, and he really needs the money, so please, take this to 7, and beyond Caps.

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

Has anyone used the phrase "match their desperation" yet?

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

Hit.
The loving.
Net.

Moxie
Aug 2, 2003

not a penalty

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flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

:swoon:OV:swoon:

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