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flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

Not really sure what Carlson was doing there.

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Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


lol. The Capitals are hosed.

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

Good Soldier Svejk posted:

What is the poo poo is Kunitz doing on the first pp

Look at this loving moron

.Spec
Oct 4, 2001

:siren: KUUUUUUUUUUUUUU :siren:

RC Cola
Aug 1, 2011

Dovie'andi se tovya sagain
Go Caps

Abner Assington
Mar 13, 2005

For I am a sinner in the hands of an angry god. Bloody Mary, full of vodka, blessed are you among cocktails. Pray for me now, at the hour of my death, which I hope is soon.

Amen.
lol get hosed, Washington

Ginette Reno
Nov 18, 2006

How Doers get more done
Fun Shoe
Does Carlson ever not cross check someone after they score a goal?

Moxie
Aug 2, 2003

Featuring
Chris Kunitz
as
Patric Hornqvist

Eric the Mauve
May 8, 2012

Making you happy for a buck since 199X
I mean if we can't understand what Kunitz is doing what chance does the Caps PK have?

yellowcar
Feb 14, 2010

this is how it all comes apart eh caps

Captain Internet
Apr 20, 2005

:love: HOTLANTA :love:
IS WHERE YOUR HEART IS

Ginette Reno posted:

Does Carlson ever not cross check someone after they score a goal?

Yeah, my mouth is agape.

Raylen
Aug 1, 2003

You just killed the nice deranged chick from the juice bar that I was gonna score with someday maybe!
Pillbug

Good Soldier Svejk posted:

Look at this loving moron

I guess we got playoff Kunitz back

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

We need an :aaa: with a cross-checking stick.

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


yellowcar posted:

this is how it all comes apart eh caps

It came apart a while ago

Ginette Reno
Nov 18, 2006

How Doers get more done
Fun Shoe
Man this is an intense first period

Kawalimus
Jan 17, 2008

Better Living Through Birding And Pessimism
Yeah, caps are going down. Oh well, been a fun year.

Mind_Taker
May 7, 2007



Ginette Reno posted:

Does Carlson ever not cross check someone after they score a goal?

Someone's gotta pick up where Orpik left off

Chad Sexington
May 26, 2005

I think he made a beautiful post and did a great job and he is good.
If you like needless cross-checking, you would love this Brooks Orpik fella.

yellowcar
Feb 14, 2010

Citizen Tayne posted:

It came apart a while ago

i meant this game in particular

Moxie
Aug 2, 2003

Kawalimus posted:

Yeah, caps are going down. Oh well, been a fun year.

Have you tried drugs Kawalimus

really anything but maybe skip to hard opiates

not that i want you to die but you don't seem very happy

Ginette Reno
Nov 18, 2006

How Doers get more done
Fun Shoe

Mind_Taker posted:

Someone's gotta pick up where Orpik left off

Orpik is the master of that. My enduring memory of his last two years with the Pens is him cross checking guys after they'd scored.

Think Ian Cole kinda fills that role for us now

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

Trotz: "Is that fuckin' camera still up there?"

Ginette Reno
Nov 18, 2006

How Doers get more done
Fun Shoe
That wrap attempt by OV...I have no idea how that didn't go. Daley made an awesome play to save a goal there pretty sure

Pornographic Memory
Dec 17, 2008

Eric the Mauve posted:

I mean if we can't understand what Kunitz is doing what chance does the Caps PK have?

I think this is the logic behind the Pens PP even without Kunitz too

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Pornographic Memory posted:

I think this is the logic behind the Pens PP even without Kunitz too

Pittsburgh sports media has been calling Kunitz "a man without a role" for the past three months so apparently they have no idea either.

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

Sure just give that fat guy the puck and let him in all alone, he's not a very good hockey player or anything

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

flakeloaf posted:

Sure just give that fat guy the puck and let him in all alone, he's not a very good hockey player or anything

Kessel lets himself have some extra cheesecake for every playoff point he gets.
Ya'll best watch out

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Good Soldier Svejk posted:

Kessel lets himself have some extra cheesecake for every playoff point he gets.
Ya'll best watch out

Kessel weighs about 195 lbs, which I guarantee is less fat than you are.

Mind_Taker
May 7, 2007



flakeloaf posted:

Sure just give that fat guy the puck and let him in all alone, he's not a very good hockey player or anything

Wait are you talking about Kessel or Ovie?

Captain Internet
Apr 20, 2005

:love: HOTLANTA :love:
IS WHERE YOUR HEART IS

Mind_Taker posted:

Wait are you talking about Kessel or Ovie?

Follow the narrative, Kessel is the fat man, Ovie is the Geico caveman,

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

That looked like a lot of mans. Cmon Barry, sort it out.

Chad Sexington
May 26, 2005

I think he made a beautiful post and did a great job and he is good.
Pens forecheck owns bones.

Ginette Reno
Nov 18, 2006

How Doers get more done
Fun Shoe

Chad Sexington posted:

Pens forecheck owns bones.

Caps d-zone coverage looks so shaky. The high slot has been open 24/7 for the Pens.

Of course the Pens make me nervous with how they've decided to basically Rangers it up and allow the Caps to take all the point shots they want. Pens are really packing it in in the d-zone.

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Chad Sexington posted:

Pens forecheck owns bones.

Yeah, I hear they're going to win the Stanley Cup.

Mind_Taker
May 7, 2007



It's pretty clear that the Pens depth forwards are superior. Hopefully the top line scores because the bottom 9 sure as hell don't look like they will.

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Jesus gently caress the baseball thread is even worse than this one

RC Cola
Aug 1, 2011

Dovie'andi se tovya sagain
The Caps look ok this game

Brennan
Jan 18, 2005

two mintues for sword fighting

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

Trip, crosscheck, totally fine. But we gotta get that retaliatory slash to the leg out of hockey.

Meh who am I kidding, in the regular season this would be a Pens PP.

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Eric the Mauve
May 8, 2012

Making you happy for a buck since 199X

Mind_Taker posted:

It's pretty clear that the Pens depth forwards are superior.

it is disorienting--in a wonderful way, but disorienting--to hear a fan of a good team say this with a straight face after so many years of the Craig Adams show, co-starring such luminaries as Joe Vitale, Tanner Glass, Max Lapierre, Arcobello, and many others.

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