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Jose posted:boris is going to come and personally break your legs when he's made PM Nah me and Boris are big mates, I once cleared his plate away for him when he was working at the Telegraph. I've hedged my bets so I'm known to the Tories as One Of The Good Ones.
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goddamnedtwisto posted:Nah me and Boris are big mates, I once cleared his plate away for him when he was working at the Telegraph. I've hedged my bets so I'm known to the Tories as One Of The Good Ones. you ruined a perfect 
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Tesseraction posted:you ruined a perfect In the old threads it was subversive because they were banned and so I sniped (and with a drat sight more effort than you young whippersnappers), now they're expected I choose not to do so. I'm the wind, baby.
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May 12, 2016 19:41
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i do not think I would like to 69 with boris johnson
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May 12, 2016 19:50
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is there a number that represents me headbutting him in the dick while making GBS threads on his face?
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Tesseraction posted:is there a number that represents me headbutting him in the dick while making GBS threads on his face? That's the Rusty Venture.
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May 12, 2016 20:02
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Oberleutnant posted:Thames Valley just last weekend found the resources to send half a dozen riot vans full of filth and a handful of mounted officers to Portsmouth to intimidate and harass an anti-racism demonstration in Guildhall Square, so they can't be that desperate for cash. that's because Hampshire doesn't have the cash, manpower or resources to police it themselves. The TVP are here tonight to police the P-mouth League 2 derby, as they have been for every Pompey home game
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May 12, 2016 20:04
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Luckily I get a weekly view of what my police force does with the always cheerful 24 Hours in Police Custody.
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May 12, 2016 20:18
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the police publish all arrests/outcomes/stop and search data if anyone wants to have a look https://data.police.uk/data/ goes down to exactly where the crime/stop and search occured the stop and search data includes ethnicity
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May 12, 2016 20:19
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Incase anyone missed this little ditty in the new white paper, anyone owning a mobile phone that has access to the apple/google play store will have to in practice have a tv licence just to stop the goons from turning up at your door every other day as proving you havent got the iplayer app will be impossible remotely.
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May 12, 2016 20:26
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serious gaylord posted:Incase anyone missed this little ditty in the new white paper, anyone owning a mobile phone that has access to the apple/google play store will have to in practice have a tv licence just to stop the goons from turning up at your door every other day as proving you havent got the iplayer app will be impossible remotely. Another fine example of the kind of government competence on which we must rely on in order to keep having a strong economy.
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Megaspel posted:Are the police decent anywhere in England?.... The police are poo poo in southend, but a few years back on xmas eve there was a violent domestic outside and I got the camera out and got closeups of an abusive prick slapping his partner. I give a statement and video to the cops. 6-8 months later I get a letter from the criminal justice system saying he got a 6 month community order with supervision requirement and a small fine. Not much, but the partner was unwilling to press charges for the bits that didn't make it on camera. I have also dealt with them multiple times when dragging cctv footage off systems I helped install- the vast majority of the beat cops seemed to be utterly average at best ("so these were recording at the same time?" while looking at the same footage from 4 angles), but one detective seemed really, really loving sharp. My dad was a cop for 13 years in west yorkshire police, and got out eventually for a large part because of how the force was corrupt to the core, but he also explained it that for the most part, every day, in and out, he constantly got to see the worst in people. Sometimes he also got to see the best, but by and large it was all poo poo and misery, and that twists people up over time.
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DesperateDan posted:The police are poo poo in southend, but a few years back on xmas eve there was a violent domestic outside and I got the camera out and got closeups of an abusive prick slapping his partner. I give a statement and video to the cops. 6-8 months later I get a letter from the criminal justice system saying he got a 6 month community order with supervision requirement and a small fine. Not much, but the partner was unwilling to press charges for the bits that didn't make it on camera. Man, why is it always the Yorkshire police?
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serious gaylord posted:Incase anyone missed this little ditty in the new white paper, anyone owning a mobile phone that has access to the apple/google play store will have to in practice have a tv licence just to stop the goons from turning up at your door every other day as proving you havent got the iplayer app will be impossible remotely. Not paying a TV license and getting away with it is really loving easy, you wont have to pay one, you may be meant to but you wont have to.
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Darth Walrus posted:Man, why is it always the Yorkshire police? And then there's the Met...
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May 12, 2016 20:51
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Pay your license
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May 12, 2016 20:52
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Namtab posted:Pay your license What if I don't have (or watch online) TV?
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Darth Walrus posted:Man, why is it always the Yorkshire police? I need to get stuck into a bottle of scotch with him about some of the corruption he hinted at. He was involved during the very early miners strike stuff, but as soon as it started becoming a big thing any "local" cops were kept away from contact with miners because for many of them they were friends and relatives. He maintains he saw no serving troops deployed, but a lot of the specialist riot cops they had were normally ex forces.
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Private Speech posted:What if I don't have (or watch online) TV? If you don't watch tv live online or not you are not required.to have a license
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May 12, 2016 20:56
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I am spending the night in Mayfair and its full of absolute wankers
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Malcolm XML posted:If you don't watch tv live online or not you are not required.to have a license Not for long!!!!
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May 12, 2016 21:00
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JFairfax posted:I am spending the night in Mayfair and its full of absolute wankers Well it is now, yes. Did you get the last room?
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Malcolm XML posted:If you don't watch tv live online or not you are not required.to have a license I thought that was the point. Although TBH I wouldn't mind if the TV license was paid from taxes, as long as it kept being independent anyway.
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JFairfax posted:I am spending the night in Mayfair and its full of absolute wankers Go directly to jail, to not pass go, do not collect £200.
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May 12, 2016 21:08
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I've got a TV license I think it's great value.
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May 12, 2016 21:13
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I said Wales was good earlier because of the Manics, having heard their European Cup anthem for Wales I take it back and hope all the Welsh goons here are ashamed.Pissflaps posted:I've got a TV license I think it's great value.
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Malcolm XML posted:If you don't watch tv live online or not you are not required.to have a license one of the proposed changes is to make all iplayer use fee-dependent JeremoudCorbynejad posted:Well it is now, yes. Did you get the last room? close enough for 
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Pissflaps posted:I've got a TV license I think it's great value. I.... agree with... Pissflaps. This is probably bad for Corbyn.
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Guavanaut posted:It's not always. The Leicestershire police got done a while back for confiscating large amounts of cannabis from mid-level dealers, sending off bales of shredded paper in secure bags off to be burned, selling the weed back to slightly higher level suppliers, and repeating as it made its way down. Also playing poker in a van while someone was bleeding on the floor not 10 yards away. Don't forget the West Midlands police.
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I was not pleased with the performance of the police in Birmingham during my years there the lowlight was when my best mate (who's black) was handing out anti-BNP leaflets in the city centre and got hassled by the police because an old lady (white) reported him for intimidation of civilians
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Tesseraction posted:I was not pleased with the performance of the police in Birmingham during my years there I think its pretty obvious what your mate did wrong there. When I was like 16 and used to spend Saturdays hanging around by Birmingham central library the police would regularly show up search everybody there and then demand they not be seen in the area for another 24 hours, they of course never followed through with anything as it would be too much effort but having you lump of hash confiscated was a nuisance and I'm sure there was something better for them to be doing. It did teach me a knowledge of where to keep your drugs on your person that I still use today though.
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the last time i saw northumbria police in the news it was because they dispatched a helicopter and armed response squad to shoot a cow that had escaped its field onto the coast road
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StoneOfShame posted:The Welsh are good because they gave us the Manics who made one of the best albums of all time with The Holy Bible. I slagged of the Welsh Miners for their absence at Orgreave. Which was a bit rich seeing as I was 14 years old at the time and didn't bother turning up either. But I'm fine with the Welsh, it's those Notinghamshire Democractic Union of Scabs that still bother me. The Welsh are fine, if absent, it's those cunts from Nottinghamshire that get me. The scabs. I've never liked that town. It's full of cunts.
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General China posted:I slagged of the Welsh Miners for their absence at Orgreave. Sleaford Mods are cool and good (yes I am aware that once again I'm just mentioning musicians I like from those towns as if that makes up for scabbing).
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StoneOfShame posted:I think its pretty obvious what your mate did wrong there. When I was like 16 and used to spend Saturdays hanging around by Birmingham central library the police would regularly show up search everybody there and then demand they not be seen in the area for another 24 hours, they of course never followed through with anything as it would be too much effort but having you lump of hash confiscated was a nuisance and I'm sure there was something better for them to be doing. It did teach me a knowledge of where to keep your drugs on your person that I still use today though. is this just an overly long "black people are addicts" joke
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StoneOfShame posted:Sleaford Mods are cool and good (yes I am aware that once again I'm just mentioning musicians I like from those towns as if that makes up for scabbing). Nice socio-geographical analysis, why not take up art criticism and tell us about the good qualities of Rolf Harrises later works?
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May 12, 2016 21:46
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General China posted:tell us about the good qualities of Rolf Harrises later works? they're made behind bars
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StoneOfShame posted:I think its pretty obvious what your mate did wrong there. When I was like 16 and used to spend Saturdays hanging around by Birmingham central library the police would regularly show up search everybody there and then demand they not be seen in the area for another 24 hours, they of course never followed through with anything as it would be too much effort but having you lump of hash confiscated was a nuisance and I'm sure there was something better for them to be doing. It did teach me a knowledge of where to keep your drugs on your person that I still use today though. is it your underpants
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