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Eltoasto
Aug 26, 2002

We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.



lmao if they break them up after that package

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CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Look at WWE loving up this fun and good thing.

DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

OFFICIAL RACIST
:siren: tyler breeze won a match tyool 2016 :siren:

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


This is a go home show

Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.
hahahahaha this is the greatest storyline in the history of wrestling

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

THREE TIME! THREE TIME!

Accident Underwater posted:

Tyler Breeze should text promos to the jumbotron

That would be rad as hell.

Ha. Breezango won.

Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one



Tyler Breeze and Fandango have both won a match

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice
Ah, yes, this is what we all came here for.

bartok
May 10, 2006



That was hilarious

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice
l;ol is Breeze busted open

Trip Larsen
Oct 4, 2006

My great-grandfather started Larsen Pork Products with little more than three pigs and a killing hammer. Today, I'm proud to say, we kill more pigs than pig hepatitis.
Tyler Breeze keeps winning :unsmith:

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

DarkstarIV posted:

:siren: tyler breeze won a match tyool 2016 :siren:

Tyler won last week with Truth, didn't he?

tecnocrat
Oct 5, 2003
Struggling to keep his sanity.



Abroham Lincoln posted:

Tyler Breeze and Fandango have both won a match

Lock the doors and light the arena on fire. It's all over.

jackofarcades
Sep 2, 2011

Okay, I'll admit it took me a bit to get into it... But I think I kinda love this!! I'm Spider-Man!! I'm actually Spider-Man!! HA!
I think Breeze is on a 3-win streak actually

Sigma
Aug 24, 2003

...
Grimey Drawer

Soothing Vapors posted:

hahahahaha this is the greatest storyline in the history of wrestling

Delsaber
Oct 1, 2013

This may or may not be correct.

What if this is all the longest possible con to get the Dust Brothers back together

TheHock
Jul 3, 2008

I have altered my retirement plans. Pray I do not alter them any further.
Now they should just drop the angle and never mention it again.

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop
Team "Summer Rae Hit That."

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon

Chris James 2 posted:

This is a go home show

really?

triplexpac
Mar 24, 2007

Suck it
Two tears in a bucket
And then another thing
I'm not the one they'll try their luck with
Hit hard like brass knuckles
See your face through the turnbuckle dude
I got no love for you
lol all this buildup for the team, the crowd actually chants for them (a miracle) and they immediately get beat

CJTheran
Mar 31, 2010
Fandango,Tyler Breeze, Primo, and Epico have won a match on the same episode in 2016.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Murica is on its knees.

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

tecnocrat posted:

Lock the doors and light the arena on fire. It's all over.

Incorrect. Heath Slater has yet to win a singles title!

CarlCX
Dec 14, 2003

what is this loving angle that has been going on for so loving long to accomplish something so completely simple that they're somehow still stretching out even more

surf rock
Aug 12, 2007

We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.

triplexpac posted:

What a gold watch

Seriously though, how else to explain it? They've sunk so much screen time into this thing and then they go and lose their debut match. It has to be a "You guys might be pure jobbers at this point, but you're old and you've done it for a while, so we'll give you some TV time on the way out" sort of deal.

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

CJTheran posted:

Fandango,Tyler Breeze, Primo, and Epico have won a match on the same episode in 2016.

Heath Slater's frantically trying to challenge any stupid bastard in the back to a match.

Ragnarok the Red
Jun 21, 2002

Chris James 2 posted:

This is a go home show

It honestly feels like they are on full auto-pilot til Cena & Rollins return in the next couple weeks and MitB in June.

SomeMathGuy
Oct 4, 2014

The people were ASTONISHED at his doctrine.

triplexpac posted:

lol all this buildup for the team, the crowd actually chants for them (a miracle) and they immediately get beat

Clearly they're building it up for the spectacular Summer Slam main (preshow) event!

NutritiousSnack
Jul 12, 2011
wwe is bad

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Writer Cath posted:

Team "Summer Rae Hit That."

Team Red Hot American Summer Rae.

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

you boys don't "get" it but the show needs low points in order to make the highs seem higher. here's how it works: lose 300,000 viewers with that segment then gain 90,000 with the next one. that;s paper

Jubs
Jul 11, 2006

Boy, I think it's about time I tell you the difference between a man and a woman. A woman isn't a woman unless she's pretty. And a man isn't a man unless he's ugly.

CJTheran posted:

Fandango,Tyler Breeze, Primo, and Epico have won a match on the same episode in 2016.

The New Era is legit!

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012



Yes, there is an event they expect people to pay money for on Sunday that this is meant to hype

Panamaniac
Jun 18, 2007

HEROES NEVER DIE

Writer Cath posted:

Incorrect. Heath Slater has yet to win a singles title!

He will, with the help of the ghost of Jinder.

Mons Hubris
Aug 29, 2004

fanci flup :)


How the hell does Pvris spell Paris

Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.
oh good it's still going

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
It's cool they're delivering this promo in a cavern.

triplexpac
Mar 24, 2007

Suck it
Two tears in a bucket
And then another thing
I'm not the one they'll try their luck with
Hit hard like brass knuckles
See your face through the turnbuckle dude
I got no love for you
cmon dog cmon bro don't be like that bro cmon dawg don't be like that cmon bro dog cmon

Fat Lowtax
Nov 9, 2008


"I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"


Oh man

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Jen X
Sep 29, 2014

To bring light to the darkness, whether that darkness be ignorance, injustice, apathy, or stagnation.
Feng Shoe-Ee and Chak-rass

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