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Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION

Dangerous Person posted:

Are there any tag teams other than New Day who could pull off having a time machine in their promo

Can any other team go full Urkel besides the black nerd stable? I'm gonna say no.

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surf rock
Aug 12, 2007

We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.

Soothing Vapors posted:

i will never understand these guys or why you all love them so much

i will never understand your wife or why they all love her so much

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

RacistGuidingLight posted:

I'm going to buy a house and fill up my car.

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?
Later in the show, they're going to find the time machine again in the back of the arena, except it looks like it's been there for years. :tinfoil:

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

triplexpac posted:

Maybe someone at WWE finally noticed Lucha Underground

"I like this Darewolf kid and Mundo character. Look into them some more!"

Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.

surf rock posted:

i will never understand your wife or why they all love her so much

this isn't tff BUDDY BOY

Dangerous Person
Apr 4, 2011

Not dead yet

Rhonne posted:

Later in the show, they're going to find the time machine again in the back of the arena, except it looks like it's been there for years. :tinfoil:

Now I'm gonna be disappointed when this doesn't happen

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION
What's the main event again tonght?

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

Rhonne posted:

Later in the show, they're going to find the time machine again in the back of the arena, except it looks like it's been there for years. :tinfoil:

Renee's in the back interviewing Vaudevillains, in the background we see New Day get into their broken time machine...a few seconds pass and 3 little kids come out in New Day gear and run to concessions

Eltoasto
Aug 26, 2002

We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.



Doing this at the 10pm hour eh? Hmmm

Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.
the twelfth consecutive gallows/anderson vs usos slapfight

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

THREE TIME! THREE TIME!
Between the music and these lovely robes, they really have succeeded in making Anderson and Gallows look like a couple of generic jabronis.

bartok
May 10, 2006



Boy how are those four going to get along in the same ring?

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

:lol: @ Gallows & Anderson's Titantron.

NutritiousSnack
Jul 12, 2011
Sure, that's why they are called the Club

SomeMathGuy
Oct 4, 2014

The people were ASTONISHED at his doctrine.

Wait, the Women's Championship contract signing is the main event? Progress I guess.

Blasmeister
Jan 15, 2012




2Time TRP Sack Race Champion

Abroham Lincoln posted:

I can't believe I'm stuck in the past

the wikipedia edit wars over this are going to be ugly

Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.
if you can't say the word Bullet just call them something else jesus

Mons Hubris
Aug 29, 2004

fanci flup :)


DeepDickPizza posted:

Between the music and these lovely robes, they really have succeeded in making Anderson and Gallows look like a couple of generic jabronis.

Making them feud with the Usos, the most boring generic garbage tag team out there today, also isn't helping.

triplexpac
Mar 24, 2007

Suck it
Two tears in a bucket
And then another thing
I'm not the one they'll try their luck with
Hit hard like brass knuckles
See your face through the turnbuckle dude
I got no love for you

DeepDickPizza posted:

Between the music and these lovely robes, they really have succeeded in making Anderson and Gallows look like a couple of generic jabronis.

I like their music

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION

SomeMathGuy posted:

Wait, the Women's Championship contract signing is the main event? Progress I guess.

Contract signing for a match we saw 2 weeks ago.

surf rock
Aug 12, 2007

We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.

Soothing Vapors posted:

this isn't tff BUDDY BOY

I know but the offseason is SO LONG goddammit, I miss GDTs, these don't cut it




Fake edit: also, I'm gonna have to look up some indie shows or whatever if I'm ever going to be able to tell Gallows and Anderson apart and discern any kind of personality whatsoever for either of them

Bumper Stickup
Jan 7, 2012

Mmm... Offshore Toast!


Grimey Drawer
I remember when I liked the Usos. I don't know what I was thinking.

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

Yes JBL we all notice the mood "changing" when Roman is around.

Distant Chicken
Aug 15, 2007
I don't like this new format of "Put on Roman's main event at the 10PM hour and spend the rest of this too-long loving show winding down."

SomeMathGuy
Oct 4, 2014

The people were ASTONISHED at his doctrine.

Blaise330 posted:

Contract signing for a match we saw 2 weeks ago.

We basically saw this entire PPV 2 weeks ago, that's not saying much.

NutritiousSnack
Jul 12, 2011

BOOTY-ADE posted:

Renee's in the back interviewing Vaudevillains, in the background we see New Day get into their broken time machine...a few seconds pass and 3 little kids come out in New Day gear and run to concessions

Vaudevillains, are about to defeat the New Day, until an older more experienced New Day runs out to save the New Day. One of them wears an eyepatch and crpyically says they can't lose the tag team titles yet, but they are not ready.

bartok
May 10, 2006



Soothing Vapors posted:

if you can't say the word Bullet just call them something else jesus

They should call them The Club Sandwiches because they are a bunch of jive turkeys.

triplexpac
Mar 24, 2007

Suck it
Two tears in a bucket
And then another thing
I'm not the one they'll try their luck with
Hit hard like brass knuckles
See your face through the turnbuckle dude
I got no love for you

surf rock posted:

Fake edit: also, I'm gonna have to look up some indie shows or whatever if I'm ever going to be able to tell Gallows and Anderson apart and discern any kind of personality whatsoever for either of them

This is hilarious as someone who listened to every episode of Talkin Shop

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

Soothing Vapors posted:

if you can't say the word Bullet just call them something else jesus

Gallandersonyles.

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION

Fibby Boy posted:

I remember when I liked the Usos. I don't know what I was thinking.

There was literally 3 tag teams in the entire company, and one of them had Stardust in it.

Accident Underwater
Oct 21, 2005

You look like a star!

SomeMathGuy posted:

We basically saw this entire PPV 2 weeks ago, that's not saying much.

...the time machine works!?

triplexpac
Mar 24, 2007

Suck it
Two tears in a bucket
And then another thing
I'm not the one they'll try their luck with
Hit hard like brass knuckles
See your face through the turnbuckle dude
I got no love for you

OatmealRaisin posted:

I don't like this new format of "Put on Roman's main event at the 10PM hour and spend the rest of this too-long loving show winding down."

Can't blame the ratings on Roman if you don't put him on last

Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.

surf rock posted:

I know but the offseason is SO LONG goddammit, I miss GDTs, these don't cut it




Fake edit: also, I'm gonna have to look up some indie shows or whatever if I'm ever going to be able to tell Gallows and Anderson apart and discern any kind of personality whatsoever for either of them
haha

and I'm not entirely convinced they're two different people

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Fibby Boy posted:

I remember when I liked the Usos. I don't know what I was thinking.

The Usos are very good.

Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.

bartok posted:

They should call them The Club Sandwiches because they are a bunch of jive turkeys.


Writer Cath posted:

Gallandersonyles.

both of these are better than The Club

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION

SomeMathGuy posted:

We basically saw this entire PPV 2 weeks ago, that's not saying much.

Kalisto's match is gonna be on the preshow isnt it?

Jen X
Sep 29, 2014

To bring light to the darkness, whether that darkness be ignorance, injustice, apathy, or stagnation.

surf rock posted:

I know but the offseason is SO LONG goddammit, I miss GDTs, these don't cut it




Fake edit: also, I'm gonna have to look up some indie shows or whatever if I'm ever going to be able to tell Gallows and Anderson apart and discern any kind of personality whatsoever for either of them

gallows is the bigger one

also of course this isn't a TFF gdt, there's no barbecue chat yet

DopeGhoti
May 24, 2009

Lipstick Apathy
"This is a dream matchup"

..yeah, I have recurring nightmares too.

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Mons Hubris
Aug 29, 2004

fanci flup :)


What is wrong with Anderson's left tit

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